Eminem's Best Lines

[keyra]

'I just remembered that I'm absent minded
Wait, I mean I've lost my mind, I can't find it'


What a wonderful day; I should go outside and play
Ain't no need to sit inside the house and hibernate
Hi Renee! (Oh hi!) I was just about to toss a live grenade
in your driveway (WHAT?) and drive away (* car peels out *)

'Hell yea I punch my bitch and beat my kids in public
Suck my dick, bitch
I'm sick enough to fuck a man in his face but I won't
cause you'll probably wanna stand in his place
So put a sock in it, with your fake-ass Tupac image
You faggots ain't tough, you just get drunk and become talkative'


My mind's got a mind of it's own, sometimes I can't find it at home
it hides in the stove (Hello, where you at?)
sh*t, talk about your brain being baked
My sh*t's still in the oven on 480 De-Grades

I get lifted and spin until I'm half-twisted
Feet planted and stand with a grin full of chapped lipstick
Pen full of ink, think sinful and rap sick shit
Shrink pencil me in for my last visit

those are hilarious

[shady6]

"I'm just a mean person, you never seen worse then
so when Slim gets the M-16 burstin
ya gettin spun backwards like every word of obscene cursin
on the B-Side of my first single with the clean version"

dayum man, i like that line...wat songs it from?

[Pistolpoppin]

"I'm just a mean person, you never seen worse then
so when Slim gets the M-16 burstin
ya gettin spun backwards like every word of obscene cursin
on the B-Side of my first single with the clean version"

dayum man, i like that line...wat songs it from?

I believe it from Threesixfive

[Robbie G]

"First off, fuck your songs and the shit you say
Diss my wife, but at least I got a bitch, you gay
You claim to be a Muslim but you Irish White
So fuck you fat boy, drop the mic, let's fight"

I like this diss line.

[ikonane]

"Maybe it's hatred I spew
Maybe it's food for the spirit
Maybe it's beautiful music I made for you to just cherish"
- Renegade

Really good song!
Liked those words so much that I did a wallpaper:
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/k0 ... paper2.jpg

[pill_popper420]

Little sorry hoe ass, go ask B Real
We burn source covers like fuckin Cypress Hill
Did in the 90s, when you was in diapers still
Shady Records, you better believe the hype is real
This is no joke, I don't smoke
But I toke enough second hand to make my fuckin "P.O." choke
I'm an OG, you fuckin with a GI Joe

[KieranLewisEM]

'Fuck it you only live once you might as well die now'

[Wic Kid]

'Fuck it you only live once you might as well die now'

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww...rning.