Favourite Punchline from recovery?

[M-Pyre]

the puns on the album are generally cringe-inducingly bad though

window pain/pane, "catch up to all this energy that i've mustered"...

@ the last line

he said he was sorry for the corny metaphor yo

[WakeUpShow]

tie-

my filets are smoking weed, yeah, the stakes are high.

i'm a boss, i just wanted to get that across, even my dentist hates when i floss

what's so good about the boss line

it's his opinion

and i loved the fillet is smoking weed one

thanks emady.
and it's about the boss it's about the dental line
and yeah the steak one is incredible

[mcZu]

You can call me R. Kelly, now your in.. trouble.

[Emadyville]

You can call me R. Kelly, now your in.. trouble.

yeah i didnt catch that till I read the lyrics, now when I hear it I

[murphmanny]

where the fuck is kanye when you did him

dope

need him

but ya, loved that part

[rep2death]

Almost Famous has one of the most original and funny lines i've ever heard

"Now get off my dick, dick's too short of a word for my dick/get off my Antidisestablishmentarianism you prick"

Antidisestablishmentarianism is the longest word in the english dictionary...crazy

[buffalo bill]

the antidisestablishmentarianism line is great. not a lot of clever wordplay on the album but that weighs up for a lot..

[Slill_Slim_Shady]

"God forgive me for what my pen do"

[TriRepo]

"For a gangster you shoulda shit your pants
When you saw the chainsaw get to waving
Like a terrible towel"

Not very clever, but this is a personal issue why I like this one haha

I like how he compares these gangsters to a psychopath

[Devil'sAdvocate]

I'll show you pussy footin, I'll kick a bitch in the cunt
Til it makes her queef and sounds like a fucking whoopy cushion

Yup.

Word.

[MackBook]

They call me the stephon marbury of rap darlin, cuz as soon as they throw on some r kelly i start BALLIN"

I didnt get that line till i looked up the vid of marbury bawling to r. kelly in the background

[theJFKshow]

Man get these whack cocksuckers off stage
Where the fuck is Kanye when you need him?
Snatch the mic from him, bitch I'mma let you finish in a minute
--
Yeah the rap is tight
But I'm 'bout to spit the greatest verse of all time

I just realized today that this all goes together. I thought it ended after those first few lines, but I forgot about when Kanye said, "of all time, OF ALL TIME!"

This.

[theJFKshow]

"God forgive me for what my pen do"

How is this a punchline?

[77o77]

Almost Famous in general has some sick lines.

Yup and thats why its my favorite track from the album. Lyrically it has punch's after punch's and most of them are all dope as fuck. The David Carradine line alone is so fucking crazy, lol.

So who is David Carradine?