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Re: Funny Eminem Quotes

Postby Mr.DGAF » Nov 1st, '11, 23:22

"I'm a lyrical monster" - 50 Cent


























But nah, when I think of one, I'll come back and edit my post.
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How many truths you can hide in flows
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Re: Funny Eminem Quotes

Postby Elision » Nov 2nd, '11, 00:31

"I'm not afraid.... To take a stand" :worship:

TROLOLOLOLOL
i'm comin in, drivin my short bus
with this nose i don't need a torch up
bustin through, light the industry's porsche up
comin after who didn't support us...
imma change your brain bring
every wicked bit of strange to mainstream
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Re: Funny Eminem Quotes

Postby _Hawk_ » Nov 2nd, '11, 00:36

Something like:
'a lot of people take what I say too literally. Like if i said i suck elephant cock, it would be all over the news the next day: "Eminem sucks elephant cock!".
But that's a bad example. Because I do suck elephant cock. Right before I floss'
"Oh, he'll give us what we need.
It may not be what we want."
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Re: Funny Eminem Quotes

Postby Mr Change » Nov 2nd, '11, 00:36

Nollie wrote:"I'm not afraid.... To take a stand" :worship:

TROLOLOLOLOL



Epic post when quoted. :smoking:
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Re: Funny Eminem Quotes

Postby Sam. » Nov 2nd, '11, 00:37

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[Rollefsen] - SajN retired, bitch got old, unlike Sams "ladies".
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Re: Funny Eminem Quotes

Postby Amaranthine » Nov 2nd, '11, 00:50

_Hawk_ wrote:Something like:
'a lot of people take what I say too literally. Like if i said i suck elephant cock, it would be all over the news the next day: "Eminem sucks elephant cock!".
But that's a bad example. Because I do suck elephant cock. Right before I floss'

:laughing: When the fuck did he say that?
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Re: Funny Eminem Quotes

Postby Sam. » Nov 2nd, '11, 22:10

Amaranthine wrote:
_Hawk_ wrote:Something like:
'a lot of people take what I say too literally. Like if i said i suck elephant cock, it would be all over the news the next day: "Eminem sucks elephant cock!".
But that's a bad example. Because I do suck elephant cock. Right before I floss'

:laughing: When the fuck did he say that?

It's from the Book "TWIA"
[Rollefsen] - SajN retired, bitch got old, unlike Sams "ladies".
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Re: Funny Eminem Quotes

Postby Norway kills » Nov 5th, '11, 17:05

How about this classic Bizarre line:
There's no way I can be the gay rapper. I only fuck animals. :whistle:
Norway, blah, blah, murder, blah, blah, blood.

RUH! RUH! LIKE A DUNGEON DRAGON! :<
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