Things Eminem could do to TRULY be shocking

[Devil'sAdvocate]

Saying offensive and shocking things is what makes Eminem great.

It would be really dope if Eminem said black people are disgusting. And even doper if he said Jews are dirty and cheap.

You have grasped Eminem's greatness perfectly.

Just imagine if he did what the OP said and stirred up riots in the Muslim world so that hundreds of people died.

Thread should have been closed on this genius idea.

They say music can alter moods and talk to you
But can it start a riot and kill a thousand dudes

[Wreck]

'Shocking' things to expect from the next Eminem album;

-A homosexual Elton John joke
-Michael Vick dog fighting joke
-Fast food punchlines
-Random badmouthing of women
-Out of place club song
-Joke about a recently diceased celebrity
-One song with a different flow, thus making it the god flow and every other songs flow crap
-Lil Wayne feature
-Pop star on a hook or two
-An offhand line about Mariah Carey
-Poking fun at parkinson's disease
-Sucking of Dr. Dre's cock

In other words...

I think Eminem is gonna keep is shock tactic game the way it is. I don't see him really touching on anything out of his comfort zone anymore

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This.

[UofLCard]

Saying offensive and shocking things is what makes Eminem great.

It would be really dope if Eminem said black people are disgusting. And even doper if he said Jews are dirty and cheap.

You have grasped Eminem's greatness perfectly.

Just imagine if he did what the OP said and stirred up riots in the Muslim world so that hundreds of people died.

Thread should have been closed on this genius idea.

They say music can alter moods and talk to you
But can it start a riot and kill a thousand dudes

Or if you want him to 'go there', you could change the last word to 'Jews'.

[UofLCard]

They say music can alter moods and talk to you
But can it start a riot and kill a thousand dudes

Or if you want him to 'go there', you could change the last word to 'Jews'.

[Blu]

Em doesn't need to start bashing celebrities again to be shocking.

In fact, he doesn't need to be shocking anymore.

It wouldn't be the same, if he just came out with a line bashing Britney Spears.
After all, he would just end up calling her dope and apologizing anyways.

What he COULD do to be shocking, is to diss fellow rappers.
Weezy, Drake, Nicki Minaj, Lil B, Soulja Boy (didn't he already?), Waka Flocka, etc.

Just think about the reaction, suddenly he just turned his back on these people, even though he believed once in his lifetime that they were, you guessed it, dope.

Or he could just fucking relapse.

[JamaicanPattlez]

Saying offensive and shocking things is what makes Eminem great.

It would be really dope if Eminem said black people are disgusting. And even doper if he said Jews are dirty and cheap.

You have grasped Eminem's greatness perfectly.

Just imagine if he did what the OP said and stirred up riots in the Muslim world so that hundreds of people died.

Thread should have been closed on this genius idea.

They say music can alter moods and talk to you
But can it start a riot and kill a thousand dudes