Metaphors

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What is your favorite Em metaphor?

[Coulter]

"Fuck, it's fucking raining,
Shit, it's lightnining,
Bitch, it's thundering,
'Cause I'm cussing up I'm a storm, if you wondering." - 2.0 Boys

"If you want urine in your face, all you had to do was say it,
Don't you wish you woulda' just stayed pissed off in the first place?" - 2.0 Boys

[Mr.DGAF]

"My metaphors are so complicated it takes six minutes to get applause, and by the time you all catch on, I'ma end your career and walk away with the whole floor so you have nothin to fall back on!" - Nutin' To Do

This was the first thing that came to my mind, and I've always loved that little part.

[Blu]

How are any of these metaphors?

Shoul've changed the thread title to "Favorite Em Punchlines."

[KingDavid]

I feel like im morphin,
into something so incredible
im dwarfin all competitors

In the land of the killers, a sinners mind is a sactum

[Slim Fiasco]

"I'm just a mean person, you've never seen worse than
So when Slim gets this M-16 burstin'
You gettin' spun backwards like every word of obscene cursin'
On the B-side of my first single with the clean version"

Not sure if this counts as a metaphor, but it's dope.

[Slim Fiasco]

"my dick got smaller but my balls got larger"
"an animal caged who turned crazed"

Em doesn't have a lot of metaphors to begin with tbh

That's a dope avi. Back when Lupe was Lupe.