by Throwback24 » May 11th, '09, 08:07
My second victim was even bigger than the first
Popstar icon, the whole works
She played a little school girl, when she first burst
upon the scene, and seen that the world was hers
She twirls and turns and flirts in skirts so bad it hurts
It hurt me and made me mad at first
I lashed out in my songs, but what was really going on
Was that I had developed a crush, I just didn't know how to tell it to her
Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her?
Send her pictures of my collection of skeletons or
Footage of me impaling myself on an elephant tusk
We'll settle this once and for all, I'ma tell her at dusk
Tonight, tonight is the night, and tell her I must
Creep up to her mansion in stilettos and just
Climb the gate and ring the bell, Like hello my love
I just picked your prescription for Seroquel up
Now would you like to share a pill or two with me?
I'll share my valium with you, cause I'm feelin' you Britney
I'll trade you a blue one for a pink one
Ever since a school girl juvenile delinquent
I been feelin' you ooh ooh girl, you sexy little gal you
You hold that pill any longer it'll get sentimental value
Cmon' toots, give me the Valium, Alioop
I'll slam dunk it into your mouth til you puke
And just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet soup
I'm bout to make a new outfit out of you
New outfit? s**t I'll make a suit out of you, shoot
No show me how you move, baby do how you do
I love this track, especially the part about Britney. I remember having a poster of her in my room back when I was 12. I still love her, I may be the only guy on here who bought her last CD lol.
Britney, marry me.