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Re: future for Mariah's career and how does Warning affect it?

Postby Shady'baby. » Aug 11th, '09, 21:38

trinell05 wrote:It would be funny if this was all a ploy to punk Nick Cannon somehow. In the end, Nick comes home to find Mariah and Eminem in the bathtub drinking wine. The divorce papers will be at the floor of the tub. As Nick sadly and quietly goes to pick up the papers, Eminem points the champagne bottle he had shook for about 5 minutes before his arrival at Nick, and sprays it at him. Out of despair, Nick retreats to the bedroom, soaking wet, where the bed sheets are in disarray, and clothes are all over the floor, amongst several used condoms and bottles of lube and garlic butter. He goes into the closet and opens his safe, where he has been collecting strands of Mariah's and Christina's hair extensions. He adds braids the last piece of hair into the rope he has made, throws one end around his pull-up bar in the bathroom doorway, and ties a noose around his own neck. He climbs on top of his Little Tikes stool, facing Em and Mariah, and kicks the stool... Good-bye Nick. :'( :tounge2:



Nah, Nick would break Ems neck, he afterall knows karate
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Re: future for Mariah's career and how does Warning affect it?

Postby Fa-Q » Aug 11th, '09, 21:43

Shady'baby. wrote:
trinell05 wrote:It would be funny if this was all a ploy to punk Nick Cannon somehow. In the end, Nick comes home to find Mariah and Eminem in the bathtub drinking wine. The divorce papers will be at the floor of the tub. As Nick sadly and quietly goes to pick up the papers, Eminem points the champagne bottle he had shook for about 5 minutes before his arrival at Nick, and sprays it at him. Out of despair, Nick retreats to the bedroom, soaking wet, where the bed sheets are in disarray, and clothes are all over the floor, amongst several used condoms and bottles of lube and garlic butter. He goes into the closet and opens his safe, where he has been collecting strands of Mariah's and Christina's hair extensions. He adds braids the last piece of hair into the rope he has made, throws one end around his pull-up bar in the bathroom doorway, and ties a noose around his own neck. He climbs on top of his Little Tikes stool, facing Em and Mariah, and kicks the stool... Good-bye Nick. :'( :tounge2:



Nah, Nick would break Ems nick, he afterall knows karate

mothafucker probably dont have his yellow belt yet
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Re: future for Mariah's career and how does Warning affect it?

Postby Bernie-Mac » Aug 11th, '09, 21:50

trinell05 wrote:
Fa-Q wrote:wow this got off topic fast


Well let's put it back on topic. Mariah Carey in the future will become an ashamed housewife. Nick will gain a tremendous amount of weight like K-Fed and she will have to bring him on the Tyra Banks show to help him confront his weight issues. In light of his obesity, she will undergo skin pigmentation alteration to conceal her identity...

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Re: future for Mariah's career and how does Warning affect it?

Postby Shady'baby. » Aug 11th, '09, 21:53

You make a good point.

Btw meant to say NEck not nick u.u
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