Punchlines

[ILLMATIC1992]

Now don't worry, i ain't bitching bout Em doing punchline rap, i like it to a certain extent but he should start thinking about really really dope punchlines that make us all go and not

He should listen to some Celph Titled, this guy is a king when it comes to punchlines and crazy rhyming...

"Kill an unborn baby and you still couldn't defeat us (De-fetus)"

"I'm in the bathroom with a tommy gun, droppin' gangsta shit"

"The Closest thing you ever came to a punchline/
Was waiting for refreshments at the prom in 89"

"Army of the Pharaohs never make love songs/
We finger fuck bitches with Freddy Kruger gloves on"

"You don't even look evil you just a bad dresser"

"Throw you off the fuckin' roof and see just how fly you are"

"Slice the throats of your whole click till my palms hurt/
And it'll be more rednecks than a Willie Nelson concert"

"In a year before your kids 10th birthday came/
You didn't have to wait for candles on the cake to see the nine flame"

"I'm a pimp with the essence of lucifer/
And you wouldn't get head if you was a guilotine executioner"

"The only way you'd have a hit record is if I smacked it for you"

"Neatly arrange the corpses and set a deadline"

"My shots always hit their target after the smoke sprays/
'Cause we store bullets in cat shelters so there's no strays"

"You might arrive in a stretch limo tinted out/
But you'll leave on a stretcher linen with no mouth, neck broken and ribs stickin' out"

"This is the lingo for next level niggas/
Who put hand-grenades in teddy-bears and give 'em out at Christmas"

[Fa-Q]

Send Em a letter with these punchlines and say "write like this"

[petey]

his punchlines have never really been that great and nows hes in a COMPLETE decline with them. i would like to see witty and clever punches but hes never been a punchline rapper in my eyes, unfortunately.

[ILLMATIC1992]

Send Em a letter with these punchlines and say "write like this"

Haha i'm sure he'd appreciate that like

[Norway kills]

"I'm in the bathroom with a tommy gun, droppin' gangsta shit"

Have to be better examples than that.

[EM-DZ]

Now Real Slim shady install 81%

[ILLMATIC1992]

his punchlines have never really been that great and nows hes in a COMPLETE decline with them. i would like to see witty and clever punches but hes never been a punchline rapper in my eyes, unfortunately.

I aggree with you there, he was a great witty rapper in his Slim Shady era when he would just ramble on about anything but make it amazingly great lol like:

"My man Stan with a gat in his hand/
Staking my house out in a tan tinted Sedan/
He'd pull your mouth out 'til you can't finish a damn/
Ham sandwich or your canned spinach and Spam"

[ILLMATIC1992]

"I'm in the bathroom with a tommy gun, droppin' gangsta shit"

Have to be better examples than that.

Ah right, but the other punchlines are still pretty decent like and also the one below, it's simple but it still makes me laugh when he says it on the track.

"After that sex change, I guess you not the man now/
Cut off your arms, you the best MC, hands down"

[KieranLewisEM]

Yeah i agree em uses to many punchlines now and is not as witty as there once were but to say he has never been good at them is ridiculous IMO.Even now em has top class punchlines that make me think wow and how clever he did that.Up there with the top rappers of punchlines but em is a lot more than punches.He will switch style when ever he feels like it which i guess it will be next Em album,to many people are deluded by his past albums and image.

[xxTrigger1989xx]

Um, I've already made a thread talking about his punchlines...it's my theory on why he's doing them so much, but it's also about punchlines in general, so you should definitely post your opinions in my thread

[ILLMATIC1992]

Yeah i agree em uses to many punchlines now and is not as witty as there once were but to say he has never been good them is ridiculous IMO.Even now em has top class punchlines that make me think wow and how clever he did that.Up there with the top rappers of punchlines but em is a lot more than punches.He will switch style when ever he feels like it which i guess it will be next Em album,to many people are deluded by his past albums and image.

He does still have some awesome punchlines but they just get out weighed by some bad ones, i hope he does switch his style up shortly, he should do tho, he always likes to keep it fresh.

[One Mic]

"Kill an unborn baby and you still couldn't defeat us (De-fetus)"

"I'm in the bathroom with a tommy gun, droppin' gangsta shit"

"The Closest thing you ever came to a punchline/
Was waiting for refreshments at the prom in 89"

"Army of the Pharaohs never make love songs/
We finger fuck bitches with Freddy Kruger gloves on"

"You don't even look evil you just a bad dresser"

"Throw you off the fuckin' roof and see just how fly you are"

"Slice the throats of your whole click till my palms hurt/
And it'll be more rednecks than a Willie Nelson concert"

"In a year before your kids 10th birthday came/
You didn't have to wait for candles on the cake to see the nine flame"

"I'm a pimp with the essence of lucifer/
And you wouldn't get head if you was a guilotine executioner"

"The only way you'd have a hit record is if I smacked it for you"

"Neatly arrange the corpses and set a deadline"

"My shots always hit their target after the smoke sprays/
'Cause we store bullets in cat shelters so there's no strays"

"You might arrive in a stretch limo tinted out/
But you'll leave on a stretcher linen with no mouth, neck broken and ribs stickin' out"

"This is the lingo for next level *****/
Who put hand-grenades in teddy-bears and give 'em out at Christmas"

If Eminem wrote those....people would still moan and call it "garbage".

[ILLMATIC1992]

"Kill an unborn baby and you still couldn't defeat us (De-fetus)"

"I'm in the bathroom with a tommy gun, droppin' gangsta shit"

"The Closest thing you ever came to a punchline/
Was waiting for refreshments at the prom in 89"

"Army of the Pharaohs never make love songs/
We finger fuck bitches with Freddy Kruger gloves on"

"You don't even look evil you just a bad dresser"

"Throw you off the fuckin' roof and see just how fly you are"

"Slice the throats of your whole click till my palms hurt/
And it'll be more rednecks than a Willie Nelson concert"

"In a year before your kids 10th birthday came/
You didn't have to wait for candles on the cake to see the nine flame"

"I'm a pimp with the essence of lucifer/
And you wouldn't get head if you was a guilotine executioner"

"The only way you'd have a hit record is if I smacked it for you"

"Neatly arrange the corpses and set a deadline"

"My shots always hit their target after the smoke sprays/
'Cause we store bullets in cat shelters so there's no strays"

"You might arrive in a stretch limo tinted out/
But you'll leave on a stretcher linen with no mouth, neck broken and ribs stickin' out"

"This is the lingo for next level *****/
Who put hand-grenades in teddy-bears and give 'em out at Christmas"

If Eminem wrote those....people would still moan and call it "garbage".

Most likely yeah :/ but people gon' hate.

[clarkoggg]

Um, I've already made a thread talking about his punchlines...it's my theory on why he's doing them so much, but it's also about punchlines in general, so you should definitely post your opinions in my thread

do you want a fucking medal?

[petey]

Um, I've already made a thread talking about his punchlines...it's my theory on why he's doing them so much, but it's also about punchlines in general, so you should definitely post your opinions in my thread

do you want a fucking medal?