Wrote this as if I was him, for shits n giggles. So yes, it's supposed to jack (old) Eminem's style as much as possible. I tried to imitate his voice a bit (nasally) but it just turned out kinda southern-sounding and hi pitched haha. Oh well.
No, this isn't serious, I don't think I'm a rapper or anything, just did it for fun.
And I like all the artists I mentioned, again, just jacking his style...
Also, you probably will have to turn the volume up a good bit. Apparently webcams =/= studio quality recording, who knew?
Lyrics:
I got an evil grin on but I don’t mean to offend
I mean to get friends back pissed and beefing again
I’m teething like a lil puppy eating the trim
On your walls while your grandma queefs her Depends
I’ll be slim when I stop at the peak that I’m in
To be slim all I fucking ever need is a pen
You pretend and play nice like you’re Beaver and ten
I shake lice, stay looking for a reason to sin
I don’t even need reefer to be dreaming I been
Keeping ether in a bag, I be breathing it in
A deep heave and I see Jesus speaking and then
These cheap drugs a got a heathen believing in him
Oh lord, I overdosed I’m over the edge
A cokehead with an IV bags over his head
Nose bleeding, medic says I been closer to death
Than Rihanna when she promised she was holding her breath
Until she got respect, girl you ain’t fucking in charge
Keep talking and get your size 8 stuffed in your jaw
You’re live bait baby stay fucking with sharks
Already got Nicki Minaj taped up in my garage
Mind ain’t right this criminal stays psycho (Got tongue tied and messed this one up
)Your lines stay typed with subliminal gay typos
Weezy F Baby, but what is the F for???
Is the Degrassi film crew showing up for your next porn???
Jacking Young Money’s like robbing a daycare
When I see a fag’s throat it’s my hobby to take air
I’m headed Toronto probably gone stay there
Some one better go tell Aubrey to Take Care
I been a Goblin way before Tyler
He’s butt hurt this ass fucking will make the sore wider
He stays bitching he can’t take the emotion
I put Earl in Samoa and dropped Frank in the Ocean
If you like pain then you rappers should stay pop
Shit I feel like Game with the way that I name drop
And if you see me you probably gone see cops
I guess I’m just a dick like Gaga, pre-op
Gee you stay bitching at me
Until I strike back, diss track, fit to the tee
You’re weak knees shaking like you’re Christopher Reeves (yes, it was MJ Fox who shakes. Oops.)
Now your career’s six feet, that shit was a breeze
I would tell Kanye to hop off of Jay’s dick
But I know that lil gay fish ain’t gonna say shit
To say shit I don’t need a reason at all
I might be in your voicemail just leaving a call
I might shoot your ass while you’re leaving the mall
Then jump out of my whip and steal the keys to your car
The key part of what I’m leaving with ya’ll:
I’m not Eminem, yeah but I’m keeping it raw
