The ideal 2012 Eminem Track/Album?

[ScottMurray]

Ok its simple..

What would your ideal 2012 Eminem track or album contain or be like?

Explain your ideas people

[LMShady]

* Funny first single
* Bring back the skits
* Main production from himself & Dre
* Other producers: Alchemist, Kanye, DJ Premier
* Reunion/A Kiss styled voice

And as for collabs not too sure...

[trinell05]

I want Eminem to be on it. I want Dre to produce some tracks, Em others. I want him to do his own hooks. I want him to take his shirt off more in the booklet. I want him to tell stories. I want him to rap normal. I want him to scream sometimes. I want to hear about food, dicks, money, fame, bitches and Kim. Maybe a little bit of Hailie and how he hates her boyfriend. I want to know what he thinks about black women in 2012. I want him to have more skits. I want another Public Service Announcement. I want the rhymes to be perfect. I want a good satirical single. I want to know who he's fucking lately. I want bonus tracks. I want a tour from it.

[Norway kills]

A David Guetta remix of Lose Yourself with Lady Gaga on the chorus. New title: Lose Yourself (on the Dancefloor)

[trinell05]

A David Guetta remix of Lose Yourself with Lady Gaga on the chorus. New title: Lose Yourself (on the Dancefloor)

No!

[Amaranthine]

Skits, Em and Dre production only, minimal features, a story track or too, and that's pretty much it. Obviously it'll be more serious than the stuff he's been doing for fun lately, his albums always are.

[limea]

-No skits
-His own production
-Concepts & storytelling tracks, keep the introspective content to a minimum
-"Insane"'s delivery
-Feature whoever the fuck he wants to feature, just make sure they're well-chosen and there's only a few. It's a SOLO album for pete's sake.

[master360]

Bass brothers.

[trinell05]

I wish Eminem would go bankrupt, have Hailie turn her back on him, become extremely broke and have to live in the streets with no support, all while Kim gets pregnant again and whoops his ass up until her third trimester. He almost reaches his breaking point when Kim gives birth in the backseat of an abandoned Ford Pinto and sees that the baby is black. Three days later, Dre finds him naked, cold and bloody, wandering around Detroit and offers to give him another chance. The resulting studio session that night is the album I want to hear.

[trinell05]

I just wanna know. Is that a crime?

[trinell05]

He needs to be more accepting of black females. Mooriah doesn't count, though. Neither does Rihanna.

[Cupid Stunt]

I want Dr. Dre beats, some Eminem beats, and maybe even from the Bass Brothers.
A track featuring Xzibit & another one featuring D12. ( Other than that he can feature anyone he wants)
He can scream, use an accent, I don't really care. A sick flow, sick beat, sick lyrics and a catchy hook =
Public Service Announcement, Ken Kaniff, Paul Rosenberg & Steven Berman skits back.
Make a track about his opinion of his fans, then make it a music video.
Mixed Marshall Mathers and Slim Shady Album is what I want.

[Blu]

I just want him to sound hungry.

[Man1x]

I want:

-Eminem producing the whole album with one DJ Priemer and one Dr. Dre beat on the album.
-Co-Production on some songs from Luis Resto & Bass Brothers.
-Kendrick Lamar, Yelawolf, Dr.Dre, Slaughterouse, and/or D12 features, no one else.
-Some deep, (introspective & non-introspective) storytelling tracks with multiple interpretations and lyrics that can play have many meanings. Also, they need to be timeless and able to relate with generations to come.
-Catchy to attract sales but in no means sacrifice his sound.
-I want his beats to be something never thought of before.
-It needs the perfect balance between all of his personas and moods.
-I want his concepts to be amazing and un-fuck-with-able.
-I want his lyrics to have the most complex rhyme schemes to date from any artist with the best flow ever introduced. They have to be original as well.
-He can only use punch lines when the punch line works with his story and doesn't disrupt it. Also, there will be no punch line tracks.
-An amazing cover art.
-It has to be the deepest shit (that doesn't mean take out funny, cause funny can be deep if you do it right) ever made.
-The overall sound has to be so original, but at the same time not out of touch with the modern market, that it gains praise from the mainstream and everyone that matters in the music world. However, it should not be pop and it should be completely original like I said before. It has to have never been done instrumentality and lyrically.
-Those Yelawolf & Kendrick Lamar songs I want have to be amazing.
-No features from outside his camp, and no more than four feature tracks, I think they could be set up like this:
• Track (feat. Slaughtehouse & 50 Cent) [50 Cent on the hook with Eminem having a verse to himself and then having Joell & Royce have 2 bars each with 4 Em bars to make eight and the same with Crooked I & Joe Budden on another verse. The fourth verse will just be Slaughterhouse doing their thing. The formatting of these verses have to be complex with them sharing lines and going from one person to the other frequently.]
•Track (feat. Yelawolf) [Eminem and Yelawolf both have one verse each and a joint verse that display an amazing chemistry and tell a story of how they rose into hip hop. I would want the track to be called Unparrel Mirrors, it's would mean how similar they are but at the same time they will talk about their differences and Yelawolf will leave the verse with the uncertainty of filling Em's shoes in rap. Yelawolf & Eminem will share the hook.]
•Track (feat. Dr. Dre & Kendrick Lamar) [Either one of them can do the hook, and I don't know what they'd talk about but it better be deep.]
•Track (feat. D12) [It has to be like old times and dope as fuck. Maybe an unreleased Proof verse or a godoy bye to proof, those or it has to be funny and Bizarre better do his best.]
-Finally, Eminem has to do all hooks except on features. No of that Recovery girl hook bullshit, already got an album like that.
-I want 20 tracks on the album itself with three skits and 3-5 bonus tracks on the deluxe edition. Also, it would be an added bonus if they had different bonus tracks for other stores (Target, iTunes, etc.) so we can get a maximum of 10 bonus songs and no less than five. The bonus songs have to be dope as well with maybe one female hook but other than that these tracks should have no features.

[trinell05]

^^You know you need to calm down.