I'm haunting you bitch every where you turn i'm following you cause I loved you with every ounce in me, you know it's true and it's killing you now, yeah I hope the ho die slow in you.
- Where I'm At - Lloyd Banks & Eminem..
I don't know just like that line for some reason and think it's pretty dope. Wouldn't call it a punchline though.
Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
Re: Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
by stephenk2012 » Jan 1st, '11, 22:02
I'm thirsty for this green so bad I'm dehydrating.
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Re: Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
by xxTrigger1989xx » Jan 1st, '11, 22:04
stephenk2012 wrote:I'm haunting you bitch every where you turn i'm following you cause I loved you with every ounce in me, you know it's true and it's killing you now, yeah I hope the ho die slow in you.
- Where I'm At - Lloyd Banks & Eminem..
I don't know just like that line for some reason and think it's pretty dope. Wouldn't call it a punchline though.
Yeah, that's why I like Where I'm At
When I first heard him yell "I'm haunting you, bitch!" I got da chillz
Came back to annihilate, the game's in dire straights, as I await
Word on Satan, as I drop, fall to my knees before this Quija board and I pray
Now I lay me down to sleep
I do this shit in my sleep, I’m sleepin' now, imagine if I awake
Props to randomgirl for the sig.
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Re: Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
by mdemaz » Jan 1st, '11, 22:09
EMINƎMShady95 wrote:One of my favorites off of Recovery:
"How you douchebags feel knowing you're disposable.."
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Re: Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
by WakeUpShow » Jan 1st, '11, 22:21
Even my dentist hates when I floss
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Re: Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
by RainMan44 » Jan 1st, '11, 22:23
CoSh wrote:Even my dentist hates when I floss
"This dude doing this interview wants me to spin a few,
Lyrics while I tie my tennis shoes in the nude
A romantic interlude in a livin’ room,
In an inner tube with a dude with a bit of lube
Fuck that I’m sniffin’ glue, sippin' gin & juice,
And a little bit of paint thinner with my dinner too,
You better pay me for my bars like your rent is due,
Now hurry up and finish dude before I finish you."
GOAT
Lyrics while I tie my tennis shoes in the nude
A romantic interlude in a livin’ room,
In an inner tube with a dude with a bit of lube
Fuck that I’m sniffin’ glue, sippin' gin & juice,
And a little bit of paint thinner with my dinner too,
You better pay me for my bars like your rent is due,
Now hurry up and finish dude before I finish you."
GOAT
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Re: Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
by Mahmoud48 » Jan 1st, '11, 23:23
i cant believe no one is saying that batman wordplay 
ODD FUTURE ASAP OVOXO BLACK HIPPY GOOD MUSIC
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Re: Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
by ShaBruv » Jan 1st, '11, 23:25
"See why they call this bullshit a relationship, ships sink "
dunno why i like it
dunno why i like it
I know you want to retaliate but you won't dare,
Cause you fuckin with some ****** like this who just don't care.
Props to Satire
Cause you fuckin with some ****** like this who just don't care.
Props to Satire
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Re: Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
by Richy » Jan 1st, '11, 23:30
I'd rather slip and fall in shit then fall in love with you
I think it's dope
I think it's dope
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Re: Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
by cityfan31 » Jan 1st, '11, 23:31
'Here take this shovel and dig you some dignity, bitch'
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Re: Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
by Richy » Jan 1st, '11, 23:32
cityfan31 wrote:'Here take this shovel and dig you some dignity, bitch'
daaaaaaamn, i forgot about that one
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Re: Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
by cityfan31 » Jan 1st, '11, 23:34
Richy wrote:cityfan31 wrote:'Here take this shovel and dig you some dignity, bitch'
daaaaaaamn, i forgot about that one
It's from his first all she wrote verse that got cut out. There's some nice lines in that verse.
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Re: Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
by Sekou » Jan 1st, '11, 23:35
ShaBruv wrote:"See why they call this bullshit a relationship, ships sink "
dunno why i like it
I love that one too.
But the cum back / nut on your spine one is just wack imo. I laughed at it at first, but the more I think about it, the more it's just really redundant to me.
There's a few more I like, but the only other ones I can think of right now are the antidisestablishmentarianism (yeah, I probably got it wrong) one and "'Till then I'll drop the bombs like I missed the pass when I went long / if you don't like it you can kiss my ass in a lint thong - it's really original and I love the rhyming on those two lines.
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Re: Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
by RainMan44 » Jan 1st, '11, 23:37
Mahmoud48 wrote:i cant believe no one is saying that batman wordplay
Forgot about that one.
"This dude doing this interview wants me to spin a few,
Lyrics while I tie my tennis shoes in the nude
A romantic interlude in a livin’ room,
In an inner tube with a dude with a bit of lube
Fuck that I’m sniffin’ glue, sippin' gin & juice,
And a little bit of paint thinner with my dinner too,
You better pay me for my bars like your rent is due,
Now hurry up and finish dude before I finish you."
GOAT
Lyrics while I tie my tennis shoes in the nude
A romantic interlude in a livin’ room,
In an inner tube with a dude with a bit of lube
Fuck that I’m sniffin’ glue, sippin' gin & juice,
And a little bit of paint thinner with my dinner too,
You better pay me for my bars like your rent is due,
Now hurry up and finish dude before I finish you."
GOAT
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Re: Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
by RainMan44 » Jan 1st, '11, 23:38
Sekou wrote:ShaBruv wrote:"See why they call this bullshit a relationship, ships sink "
dunno why i like it
I love that one too.
But the cum back / nut on your spine one is just wack imo. I laughed at it at first, but the more I think about it, the more it's just really redundant to me.
There's a few more I like, but the only other ones I can think of right now are the antidisestablishmentarianism (yeah, I probably got it wrong) one and "'Till then I'll drop the bombs like I missed the pass when I went long / if you don't like it you can kiss my ass in a lint thong - it's really original and I love the rhyming on those two lines.
I guess Recovery's punchlines aren't as bad as I thought.....They're actually pretty good
"This dude doing this interview wants me to spin a few,
Lyrics while I tie my tennis shoes in the nude
A romantic interlude in a livin’ room,
In an inner tube with a dude with a bit of lube
Fuck that I’m sniffin’ glue, sippin' gin & juice,
And a little bit of paint thinner with my dinner too,
You better pay me for my bars like your rent is due,
Now hurry up and finish dude before I finish you."
GOAT
Lyrics while I tie my tennis shoes in the nude
A romantic interlude in a livin’ room,
In an inner tube with a dude with a bit of lube
Fuck that I’m sniffin’ glue, sippin' gin & juice,
And a little bit of paint thinner with my dinner too,
You better pay me for my bars like your rent is due,
Now hurry up and finish dude before I finish you."
GOAT
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Re: Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back
by Richy » Jan 1st, '11, 23:39
cityfan31 wrote:Richy wrote:cityfan31 wrote:'Here take this shovel and dig you some dignity, bitch'
daaaaaaamn, i forgot about that one
It's from his first all she wrote verse that got cut out. There's some nice lines in that verse.
Yeah, the first version is the best, he sounds really laid back and smooth on that one instead of the fucking screaming all the time.
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