eminem quotes

[blitches]

"IM CUMMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Throwback24]

"To the people I forgot, you weren't on my mind for some reason and you probably don't deserve any thanks anyway."

[gutawafang]

since birth
i've been cursed
with this curse
to just curse.

[bom-bom]

I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful ,like when my teacher sucked my wee-we in preschool

[shadysully22]

And If I get killed for this rap, I got a million in cash, thats says I will get you back in Hailies Name

[ShadyzTruest.]

heres a few..

"Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night." - drugs

"I was takin' a shit. I swear to God. And the fuckin' name just popped into my head. Then I started thinkin' of twenty million things that rhymed with it." - On how he came up with the name Slim Shady

"I took a lot of them, I took a bunch of pain killers - Tylenol. I took 13, 16 of 'em and fuckin' threw 'em up. I thought I was going die, I thought I was going to die for real." - On his suicide attempt

"I say what I want to say and do what I want to do. There's no in between. People will either love you for it or hate you for it."

" I was poor white trash, no glitter, no glamour, but I'm not ashamed of anything. "

"I'd go to, like, six different schools in one year. We were on welfare, and my mom never ever worked."

"My thing is this; if I'm sick enough to think it, then I'm sick enough to say it."

[RickyTicky]

"Yo I use to be to heavy in that cruising rap shit crap
I think i fucked my head up listening to acid rap"

[neb121]

I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful ,like when my teacher sucked my wee-we in preschool

lmao. what was that from?

[James R.]

"Hi my name's Marshall and I'll punch you in the fucking throat"

Is by far my favorite.

[Throwback24]

Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night.

[Saikon]

"When pig skins fly, I'll be the first to eat. I cant escape my mom, hell no, I cant escape the beat, i'm aching like aching feet, but I eat fetuses like naked beef"
-Eminem, MTV Introductions Freestyle (Late 1998)

The only one I know who can flow that, and actually make it sound good....

[neb121]

"You got enimies. Good that means you stood up for something in your life"

^True story

[Slim Zaddy]

Superman ain't savin' shit, girl you can jump on Shady's dick
Straight from the hip, cut to the chase, I tell a muthafuckin' slut, to her face
Play no games, say no names, ever since I broke up with what's her face
I'm a different man, kiss my ass, kiss my lips, bitch why ask
Kiss my dick, get my cash, i'd rather have you whip my ass

[Slim Zaddy]

I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful ,like when my teacher sucked my wee-we in preschool

HAHAHAH , THAT'S SICK

[RickyTicky]

I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful ,like when my teacher sucked my wee-we in preschool

lmao. what was that from?

thats from "im shady"