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[randomghost]

hello anyone?

[Sofi]

hello anyone?

[Epidemik]

Same Song and Dance

Damn girl everywhere I go
Same song and dance
I like the way you move
All over the globe
Same song and dance
Something about it man
In the pale moon light

Verse 1
Im looking at ya' ya girl your kinda tooken back by
the whole rappin thing arent ya?
Probly thinkin you'll get slapped so dang hard ya'
wont even be able to stand up straight aren't ya?
Couple rape charges - people think your a monsta.
The police constantly buggin ya' non-stop.
I walk up on ya, well hello Tanya.
I think ya' got your On Star button inside your car stuck.
You outta gas? Do you got a flat?
I would hate for you to be stranded at the Laundromat.
I got your back, why dont you put your landry baskets in the back
and sit up front and not ask if its a trap.
You just got jacked and body snatched and its a wrap.
In broad day, n' no mask for this attack.
I heard em' say exact opposites attract.
If thats a fact it'll take task force to get you back.

Chorus
Ya baby do that dance
Its the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that ass,
You aint never gonna break that glass
That windsheild's to strong for you

I said ya baby sing that song
Its the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing
Show me what you got
Give it your all
Look at you ball
Why you cryin to me?
Same song and dance

Verse 2
The first victum i had she was a big one.
Big movie star, A party girl, Big fun.
She was the girl the media always picked on.
In and out to rehab every 4 to 6 months.
She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts
and Nickelodeon flashed at little kids once.
What an event it was, I was sitting in front.
I was hooked in at the first glimps of them buns.
Seen her back stage now here's where I come in son.
Look here she comes I better pull out the big guns.
Hello lindsay your looking a little thin hun.
How bout a ride to rehab? Get in cunt.
We're starting off on the wrong foot just what I didnt want.
Girl im just kidding let me start over again hun.
See what I ment was we should have a little intervention.
Come with me to Brighton, let me releive your tention
you little wench ya', murder wasn't my intention.
If I wanted to kill ya' it would have already been done.
Slowly she gets in and I begin to lynch her with 66 inches of extention cord.

Chorus
Ya baby do that dance
Its the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that ass,
You aint never gonna break that glass
That windsheild's to strong for you

I said ya baby sing that song
Its the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing
Show me what you got
Give it your all
Look at you ball
Why you cryin to me?
Same song and dance

Verse 3
My second victum was even bigger than the first.
Pop star, icon, the whole works.
She played a little schoolgirl when she first burst
upon the scene and seen that the world was hers.
She swirls and turns and flirts in skirts so bad it hurts.
It erk'd me and made me mad at first.
I lashed out in my songs but what was really goin on
was I had developed a crush. I just didnt know how to tell it to her.
Should I cut of one of my ears and mail it to her?
Send her pictures of my collection of skeletons?
Or footage of me impaling myself on an elephant tusk?
We'll settle this once and for all ima' tell her at dusk.
Tonight, tonight is the night, and tell her I must.
Creep up to her mansion in stilettos and just
climb the gate and ring the bell like hello my love.
I just picked your perscription for Seroquel up.
Now would you like to share a pill or 2 with me?
I'll share my valume with you cuz I'm feelin you Britney.
I'll trade you a blue one for a pink one.
Ever since a school girl juvenile delinquent
I'v been feelin you, ooo ooo girl you sexy little gal
you hold that pill any longer it'll get sentimental value.
Come on toots give me the valume alley-oop.
Ill slam dunk it in your mouth till you puke.
And just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet soup
I'm bout to make a new outfit out of you.
A new outfit shit Ill make a suit outta you shoot.
Now show me how you move.
Baby do how you do.

Chorus
Ya baby do that dance
Its the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Girl shake that ass,
You aint never gonna break that glass
That windsheild's to strong for you

I said ya baby sing that song
Its the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You sexy little thing
Show me what you got
Give it your all
Look at you ball
Why you cryin to me?
Same song and dance

Same kickin and screaming
Same cryin and sobbin
Same song and dance

Same begging and pleeding
Same yelling and bleeding
Same song and dance

Yeah
Same song and dance
I know
Same song and dance

BTW: Figured them out myself so could be some mistakes but I think its fiarly accurate

[Evil-Genius]

Steve Berman ( Skit )

Secretary : Mr.Berman
Mr.Berman : WHAT?
Secretary : We have Eminem here to see you
Mr.Berman : About fucking time , Send him in
*Door opens*
Eminem : Steve ! Good to see you man , Ow Hey I Just....
Mr.Berman : Oh look who decided to show his face , I hope you had fun in the last four years
Eminem : Look man I apologize again For..
Mr.Berman : FOR SHOOTING ME ??!! Do you know I lose the use of my right arm?
Eminem : Again it was a mistake , It was a terrible mista..Are you wearing a bullet proof vest ?!
Mr.Berman : And then you go and do what ? Hide out? Stay in detroit for almost five years while the music industry melts the fuck down ?! Do you know how many people lost their jobs because of your fucking vacation ?
Eminem : Well thats actually why I am here I was gonna put out some new music and I wanted to play it for you and get you opinion...
Mr.Berman : Do I really need to hear it ? Let me guess another album about poor me I`m so famous and it ruins my rich little life and I`m such a tourtured artist let me make music about it and my tragic love life Am I on something here?
Eminem : Comeon man its not like that..
Mr.Berman : You know what ? Just hand the fucking thing over I`m done talking to you , You think you can come and go as you pleased big selfish superstars.
Eminem : Steve , I had a drug problem..
Mr.Berman : OH POOR ME " I had a drug problem " Who hasnt had a drug problem in this town ? You know what?
Eminem : Hey Hey Hey !
Mr.Berman : Just lay the shit down on my desk and get the fuck out.
Eminem : Wow wow wow Jesus christ man , Aight aight here fine..*lay down two CD`s*
Mr.Berman : Whats this shit ?! TWO CD`s?
Eminem : Thats what I have been trying to tell you man its Two albums.
Mr.Berman : Just get out !
Eminem : Aight!
Mr.Berman : Get the fuck out !
Eminem : Aight man see you later
*Door closed , glass breaks*

[Epidemik]

Bagpipes from Baghdad
oh, its music to my ears
oh man, how can i describe, the way i feel
fuckin' great man
ok, let me see
how could i begin

verse 1:
locked in mariahs wine cellar all i had for lunch,
was red, more red wine and captain crunch,
red wine for breakfast and for brunch,
and to soak it up and in between snack, crack ers to munch
mariah what ever happened to us
why did we have to break up
all i asked for was a glass of punch
ya see i never really asked for much
i cant imagine whats
going through your mind after such
a nasty break up with that latin hunk
luis migul
nick cannon better back the fuck up
i'm not playin i want her back ya punk
this is hello kitty bed spread satin funk
mixed with egyptian with a little rap and punk
zapp and eric clapton
shaft, prince, abba, crunk
ya baby
i want another crack at ya
you can beat me with any spatula that you want
i man i really want you bad you cunt
nick you had your fun
i've come to kick you in your sack of junk
man i could use a fresh batch of blood
so prepare your vernacular for dracula acupuncture

hook:
bagpipes from baghdad
when will it ever cease
for pete sakes he crazy to say the least
bagpipes from baghdad
whats going through my mind
half time when i rhyme
while blowing on my
bagpipes from baghdad
somebody turn the vacancy sign on
cause im gone
blowing on my
bagpipes from baghdad
i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad...

verse 2:
you could be a permanent fixture
in my lyrical mixture
i'm the miracle whip trickster
my signature sound
when a tube of lipsticks around
i'm bound to put it on in an instant
wow man what an ensemble
what an assortmen of pharma-
ceuticals this beautiful pill does to my palm and
cuticles get residue just from touching the bottle
never new i could remind me so much of my momma
i'll cut you like dahmer
pull a butcher knife on ya
the size of a sword boy
i'm like the fucking red sonya
get it stuck in ya cornea
nice knowing ya norman
your so fucking annoying
drop the shovel boy
you dont know what the fuck your doing
i aint playing no fucking more
nick cannon you prick i wish you luck with the fuckin whore
every minute theres a sucker born
snuck up on malachai
made the motherfucker suck on shruck of corn
chaka chaka khan chaka khan
hit jason in the face with a hockey puck and
tell him its fuckin on
now what the fuck are you doing
your running over the snow blower with the lawn mower blowing your bagpipes from baghdad

bagpipes from baghdad
when will it ever cease
for pete sakes he crazy to say the least
bagpipes from baghdad
whats going through my mind
half time when i rhyme
while blowing on my
bagpipes from baghdad
somebody turn the vacancy sign on
cause im gone
blowing on my
bagpipes from baghdad
i run the streets and act like a mad man holding a glad bag..


In a bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables
I bet you they'll become heterosexual
Nothing will stop me from molesting you
Titty-fucking you 'till your breast nipples flesh tickle my testicles
It's what they said to the two conjoined twins
How's it going, girlfriends, you need a boyfriend?
You need some ointment? just set up an appointment
Who's gonna see the doctor first? We'll do a coin flip
I've just got my one year sobriety ??? check
When the bad get going how bad is it gonna get
Baby you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins with each other
Especially when they're joined at the hip
I'm going to get a needle ??? kit
In attempt to separate the ??? back at the loin, shit (?)
Lure the little boy with the chocolate chips Ahoy!
Cookie, lookie, even took me a polaroid

Who's gonna see the doctor first? We'll do a coin flip
I've just got my one year sobriety coin chip
When the bad get going how bad is it gonna get
Baby you shouldn't have any trouble rubbing groins with each other
Especially when they're joined at the hip
I'm going to get a needle and thread from the sewing kit
In attempt to separate him and stitch him back at the loin, shit
Lure the little boy with the chocolate chips Ahoy!
Cookie, lookie, even took me a polaroid

[Hadez]

"Stay Wide Awake"


[Chorus]
Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even though they all say that they’re real, I know that most aren’t
Boy you think you’re clever don’t ya, girl you think you’re so smart
Come with me to another side of the world so cold and so dark

A world so dark, I world so cold
A world where only some will go
When I return, when will they learn
Will do they go, god only knows

[Verse 1]
Fe Fi Fo Fum, I think I smell the scent of a placenta
I enter central park, it’s dark, it’s winter in December
I see my target, whip my car and park and approach a tender(?)
Young girl by the name of Brenda and I pretend ta befriend her
Sit down beside her like a spider, hi there girl you mighta
Heard of me before, see whore you’re the kinda girl that I’d a-
(A)ssault and rape and figure why not try to make your pussy wider
Fuck you with an umbrella then open it up while the shit’s inside ya
I’m the kind of guy that’s mild but I might flip then get a little bit wilder
Impregnate a lesbian girl, now let’s see you have triplets then I’ll da-
(Di)sintegrate them babies soon as they’re out her ???????
Hide in syanide girl, you can try and hide, you can try and scream louder
No need for no gun powder, that only takes all the fun out of
Murderin, I’d rather to vin vin and now you see just how the
Fuck I do just what I do when I cut right through your scalp uh
Shit wait a minute, I mean skull, my knife seems dull, pull another one out uhn

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
So dark and so cold, my friends don’t know this other side of me
There’s a monster inside of me, it’s quite ugly, and it frightens me
But they can’t see what I can see, there’s a vacancy in my tummy
It’s makin me play hide and seek like Jason I’m so hungry
She’s naked see, no privacy, but I can see she wants me
So patient see, I try to be, but gee I does she taunt me
Pulls the drapes and she goes right to sleep and I creep right through the front seat
So blatently but silently ‘cause I know that she’s sound sleep
Who’s waking me so violently and why’s he on top of me
He’s rapin me, she tries to scream somebody please get him off me
He’s taping me, he’s biting me, he’s laughing like it’s funny
She’s scraping me, she’s fighting me, she’s scratching like some dumb freak
Escaping me, no dice you’ll see, I might just be Ted Bundy
Or Satin G, what a sight to see, I’m dancing in my red panties
I’m crazy but it’s alright with me, man life can be so empty
Stay away from me, ‘cause I’m dancing to quite a different drum beat

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
But I try to stay wide awake ‘cause you might end up found dead by the lake
Soon as you lay me down to sleep, bitches soul imma try to take
Pray for light of day right away, why do they try to fight today
I must make them pay twice as much, might as well put the knife away
Now I use power tools, how bout now while you in the shower
Scaupel you for six hours till outage of power outlets
How did you figure out I was down in ya basement now ya
Musta just heard the sound of my stomach growlin from down there
??? there’s no one fouler, bound ya, that’s how they found ya
Face down in the tub, I drown ya with piles of downers around ya
Such nostalgia and power, such prowess, look how you cower
Jump out on you now like I was a jawa from fuckin Star Wars
Jabba the Hutt better bye bye, beddie bye bye, it’s time to die die
Oh don’t even bother to scream it don’t even matter
Amazing when grazing skin with these razor blades he waves at ya
Not ya every day gamie, and bathe me in holy water
Nothing like ??? so please understand there’s not gun in hand
Where’s the thrill in the hunt, there’s no fun in that, here I come with axe
Once I act like lumberjack when I’m hackin’em up with that
What was that, dial 911, someone’s comin in from the back

[Chorus]


i didn't get the intro cuz i really didn't care about that. and i think i only missed a few things.

[Back.Again]

Somebody got 'Hello' ?

[313]

Hello, medicine ball, my mom, must be the ganja anyone?

[dbeauluvswomen]

I just typed out "My Mom" lyrics since I enjoy this song.

(Intro)
Yea, yea yea yea yea yea yea
okay, alright, yo, yo
yao, yao,
alright I'm gonna lay the chorus first
here we go now

(Chorus)
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
that's why I am like I am cuz I'm like her
because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
that's why I'm on what I'm on cuz I'm my mom

(Verse 1)
My mom my mom I know you're probably tired of hearing 'bout my mom oh ho whoa ho
but this is just a story of when I was just a shorty and how I became hooked on va-hal yuh-hum
Valium was in everything, food that I ate
the water that I drank, fuckin' peas in my plate
she sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak
so everyday I'd have at least three stomach aches
now tell me, what kind of mother would wanna see her
son grow up to be an undera-fuckin-cheaver
my teacher didn't think I was gonna be nothing either
"What the fuck ya sticking gum up under the fuckin' seat for?
Mrs. Mather's your son has been huffing ether
either that or the mother fucker's been puffing refer"
but all this huffing and puffing wasn't what it was either
it was neither, I was buzzing but it wasn't what she thought
pee in a tea cup? Bitch you ain't my keeper
I'm sleeping, what the fuck you keep on fuckin' with me for?
slut you need to leave me the, fuck alone I ain't playing
go find you a white crayon and color a fuckin' zebra

(Chorus)
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
that's why I am like I am cuz I'm like her
because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
that's why I'm on what I'm on cuz I'm my mom

(Verse 2)
Wait a minute, this ain't dinner this is paint thinner
"You ate it yesterday I ain't hear no complaints did I?
now here's a plate full of pain killers
now just wait till I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes
you little mother fucker I'll make you sit there and make
that retarded fuckin' face without even tasting it
you better lick the fuckin' plate you ain't wasting it
put your face in it 'fore I throw you in the basement again
and I ain't giving in, you're gonna just sit there in one fuckin' place ???
till next Thanksgiving and if you still ain't finished it
I'll use the same shit again then when I make spinach dip
it'll be placed in that shit, you little shit
wanna sit there and play innocent
a rack fell and hit me at K-Mart and they witnessed it
child support? Your father he ain't sent the shit
and so what if he did it's none of your dang business kid

my mom, there's no one else quite like my mom
I know I should let bygones be bygones
but she's the reason why am high what I'm high on

(Chorus)
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
that's why I am like I am cuz I'm like her
because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
that's why I'm on what I'm on cuz I'm my mom

(Bridge)
My mom loved Valium now all I am is a party animal I am what I am
but I'm strong to the finish with me Valium spinach
but my buzz only lasts about two minutes
but I don't wanna swallow it without chewing it
I can't even write a rhyme without doing it
My Valium, My Valium

(Verse 3)
Man I never thought that I could ever be
a drug addict, nah fuck that I can't have it happen to me
but that's actually what has ended up happening
a tragedy, a fuckin' passing it up catching me
and it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste ain't it?
pharmaceuticals are the bomb mom beautiful
she killed the fuckin' dog with the medicine she done fed it
feed it a fuckin' Aspirin and say that it has a headache
"Here wanna snack, you hungry you fuckin' brat?
look at that, it's a Xanax take it and take a nap, eat it"
but I don't need it, "well fuck it then break it up
take a little piece then beat before you wake Nathan up"
alright ma you win, I don't feel like arguing
I'll do it, pop it gobble it and start wobbling
stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, tripped then I fall in bed
with a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head

(Chorus)
My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
that's why I am like I am cuz I'm like her
because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs
that's why I'm on what I'm on cuz I'm my mom

[ohimesama]

thank you guys

[Vahn55]

Eminem - Insane

[Verse 1]

I was born with a dick in my brain
Yea fucked in the head
My step-father said that I sucked in the bed
'Til one night he snuck in and said
We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed
"Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?"
After I fuck you in the butt, get some head
Bust a nut, get some rest
The next day my mother said, "I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid"
The bastard won't even eat nothing he scared
He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead
Debby? don't let that fucker get you upset
Go in there stick a fucking cigarette to his neck
I bet you he's faking it
I bet you, I'll bet he prolly wants to see how upset you would get
I'll go handle this of course unless you object
Ah, go fuck his brains out if any is left in his head

[Chorus]

If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane

If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane

[Verse 2]

You get it? No I just tried to bite my face off
I just got fucking chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw bit the fucking blades off
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop
Took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong
Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong
That motherfucker's got nuts like king kong
Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
And he layed all up underneath it with the thing on
Then he took his pants he took every fucking thing off
Everything except his tank top and his training bra
Ain't he raw? Yea, maniac that Shady dog
Man that motherfuckers gangsta, ain't he dog?
Shady dog, what be going through that fucking brain of yours?
Say no more, what the fuck you waiting for? Sing along.

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Don't you know what felch means? (Yea)
Well then tell me, would you rather get felched or do the felching?
Fuck 'em in the ass suck the cum out while you're belching
Burp belch and go back for a second helping
Can you dig what I'm saying man? can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my step-father felt me
Fuck a little puppet kick the puppy while he's yelping
Shady what the fuck you saying? I don't know help me!
What the fuck's happening? I think I'm fucking melting!
Marshall I just love you boy I care about your well-being
No dad I said no, I don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy I can do it by myself see
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street
But it was X and they called it Pubic Hair on Chelsey
Well this is called Ass-Rape and we should do the Jail scene

[Chorus]

[Vahn55]

Eminem - Insane

[Verse 1]

I was born with a dick in my brain
Yea fucked in the head
My step-father said that I sucked in the bed
'Til one night he snuck in and said
We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed
"Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?"
After I fuck you in the butt, get some head
Bust a nut, get some rest
The next day my mother said, "I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid"
The bastard won't even eat nothing he scared
He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead
Jeffrey don't let that fucker get you upset
Go in there stick a fucking cigarette to his neck
I bet you he's faking it
I bet you, I'll bet he prolly wants to see how upset you would get
I'll go handle this of course unless you object
Ah, go fuck his brains out if any is left in his head

[Chorus]

If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane

If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane

[Verse 2]

You get it? No I just tried to bite my face off
I just got fucking chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw bit the fucking blades off
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face let the thing pop
Took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong
Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong
That motherfucker's got nuts like king kong
Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
And he layed all up underneath it with the thing on
Then he took his pants he took every fucking thing off
Everything except his tank top and his training bra
Ain't he raw? Yea, maniac that Shady dog
Man that motherfuckers gangsta, ain't he dog?
Shady dog, what be going through that fucking brain of yours?
Say no more, what the fuck you waiting for? Sing along.

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Don't you know what felch means? (Yea)
Well then tell me, would you rather get felched or do the felching?
Fuck 'em in the ass suck the cum out while you're belching
Burp belch and go back for a second helping
Can you dig what I'm saying man? can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my step-father felt me
Fuck a little puppet kick the puppy while he's yelping
Shady what the fuck you saying? I don't know help me!
What the fuck's happening? I think I'm fucking melting!
Marshall I just love you boy I care about your well-being
No dad I said no, I don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy I can do it by myself see
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
She showed me a movie like Nightmare on Elm Street
But it was X and they called it Pubic Hair on Chelsey
Well this is called Ass-Rape and were shooting the Jail scene

[Chorus]

[Vahn55]

"Stay Wide Awake"


[Chorus]
Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart
Even though they all say that they’re real, I know that most aren’t
Boy you think you’re clever don’t ya, girl you think you’re so smart
Come with me to another side of the world so cold and so dark

A world so dark, I world so cold
A world where only some will go
When I return, when will they learn
Will do they go, god only knows

[Verse 1]
Fe Fi Fo Fum, I think I smell the scent of a placenta
I enter central park, it’s dark, it’s winter in December
I see my target, whip my car and park and approach a tender(?)
Young girl by the name of Brenda and I pretend ta befriend her
Sit down beside her like a spider, hi there girl you mighta
Heard of me before, see whore you’re the kinda girl that I’d a-
(A)ssault and rape and figure why not try to make your pussy wider
Fuck you with an umbrella then open it up while the shit’s inside ya
I’m the kind of guy that’s mild but I might flip then get a little bit wilder
Impregnate a lesbian girl, now let’s see you have triplets then I’ll da-
(Di)sintegrate them babies soon as they’re out her formalde
Hide in syanide girl, you can try and hide, you can try and scream louder
No need for no gun powder, that only takes all the fun out of
Murderin, I’d rather go vin vin and now you see just how the
Fuck I do just what I do when I cut right through your scalp uh
Shit wait a minute, I mean skull, my knife seems dull, pull another one out uhn

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
So dark and so cold, my friends don’t know this other side of me
There’s a monster inside of me, it’s quite ugly, and it frightens me
But they can’t see what I can see, there’s a vacancy in my tummy
It’s makin me play hide and seek like Jason I’m so hungry
She’s naked see, no privacy, but I can see she wants me
So patient see, I try to be, but gee y does she taunt me
Pulls the drapes and she goes right to sleep and I creep right through the front seat
So blatently but silently ‘cause I know that she’s sound sleep
Who’s waking me so violently and why’s he on top of me
He’s rapin me, she tries to scream somebody please get him off me
He’s taping me, he’s biting me, he’s laughing like it’s funny
She’s scraping me, she’s fighting me, she’s scratching like some dumb freak
Escaping me, no dice you’ll see, I might just be Ted Bundy
Or Satin G, what a sight to see, I’m dancing in my red panties
I’m crazy but it’s alright with me, man life can be so empty
Stay away from me, ‘cause I’m dancing to quite a different drum beat

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
But I try to stay wide awake ‘cause you might end up found dead by the lake
Soon as you lay me down to sleep, bitches soul imma try to take
Pray for light of day right away, why do they try to fight today
I must make them pay twice as much, might as well put the knife away
Now I use power tools, how bout now while you in the shower
Scaupel you for six hours till outage of power outlets
How did you figure out I was down in ya basement now ya
Musta just heard the sound of my stomach growlin from down there
??? there’s no one fouler, bound ya, that’s how they found ya
Face down in the tub, I drown ya with piles of downers around ya
Such nostalgia and power, such prowess, look how you cower
Jump out on you now like I was a jawa from fuckin Star Wars
Jabba the Hutt better bye bye, beddie bye bye, it’s time to die die
Oh don’t even bother to scream it don’t even matter
Amazing when grazing skin with these razor blades he waves at ya
Not ya every day gamie, and bathe me in holy water
Nothing like son of sam so please understand there’s not gun in hand
Where’s the thrill in the hunt, there’s no fun in that, here I come with axe
Once I act like lumberjack when I’m hackin’em up with that
What was that, dial 911, someone’s comin in from the back

[Chorus]

[Slim Zaddy]

from where , you guys , get's these lyrics .. album is not released yet ,, are these , real..

[SajN]

from where , you guys , get's these lyrics .. album is not released yet ,, are these , real..

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You don't know the album has leaked???