Wich Eminem Quotes To Impress ur Friends?

[Epidemik]

i whipped my dick out, and aint no doubt about it
it hit the ground, caused an earthquake and power outage

[wrestler1256]

i dont speak, i float in the air wrapped in a sheet
im not a real person, im a ghost trapped in a beat

[Emadyville]

You want to quote Slim Shady to impress your friends...?

Seriously, that's just strange, sorry.

[slimsoxshady]

I don't try and "impress" my friends with this but always liked this line...

I got so many ways to diss you that I'm playful with you
I'll let a razor slit you til they have to staple stitch you
and everybody in this fuckin place will miss you if you try to turn my facial tissue into a fuckin racial issue

plus that line is so dope that Eminem bit himself

[Evan C.]

"So fuck a chicken lick a chicken suck a chicken fuck a chicken"

[DƎRDYPK]

"shove a fucking tonka truck up a little kid's butthole"

[BayAreaLegend]

90% of the lines on the slim shady lp

[slim-topic]

"sometimes you just feel tired.
You feel weak.
And when you feel weak, you feel like you wanna just give up.
But you gotta search within you,
gotta find that inner strength and just pull that shit out of you,
and get that motivation to not give up,
and not be a quiter,
no matter how bad you wanna just fall flat on your face and collapse."

[AliJack]

For me, its always this one:

I take seven kids from columbine
stand 'em all in line
add an AK-47 a revolver a nine
a mack-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
and that's a whole school of bullies
shot up all at one time

FUCK YEAH.

[B.A.D.]

"Bitch I'm A Kill You!!, you don't wanna fuck with me"

[Raquel]

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Eminem+quotes

joking man, dont kno but id use the funny ones!(Im too lazy to think and write some of them haha)

[Jens14]

you got enemies? good, it means you've stood up for something.

From what song is that?

[slim-topic]

tell this to your friends

"Ok I'm done,
I already came twice,
you ain't gonna make me cum,
I'm all outta gas,
Not so fast! Uh *fart* your finger just went in my ass!
Ow that hurts! Take it out now
Ohh wait a minute nooo put it back in, in in in
this don't mean I'm gay I don't like men
I like boobs, boobs, boobs
Now see that gerbil, grab that tube,
shove it up my butt
let that little rascal nibble on my asshole, uhh, yeah, right there, right there,
Ahhh I'm cumming ohhh yeaaah,
fack, I just came again, okay pull it out now,ehh
ohh fuck yeah, wait he's not out hes still crawling around up there,
ow fuck
I think it's stuck
oww but it feels so fucking good!

Aaah Aaah Aaahhaahh (oh god damn!)
I'm gonna fackin' cum! (oh shit!)
Fack fack faaaaaaaaack (fack I am!)
I am, I'm going to cum (I'm cumming!)

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube!

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube!

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube!

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube!

Ew ew ew ew"

[Alaine]

"Dealing with backstabbers, there was one thing I learned. They're only powerful when you got your back turned."

[embm]

wen i did his bio 4 eng class the quotes tat got pple go awww & realize hes a gr8 nice guy tat actually made my prof fall 4 him & got her hooked are sry dont remember xact words quotes tat show hes a gentleman & vulnerble....

"im like bubble boy....like a monkey in a cage..."
lots from hailies song
lots from mockingbird
"i want 2 give hailie the life i neva had...i spoil her rotton wit presents..."
his aunt/grndma said "he doesnt leave the house 2 go 2 parties etc like othr celebs cuz he wants 2 be wit hailie if she gets up in the mid of nite & asks him 2 cook her somthin or go out & buy her somthin he wuld run out & do it"
"i raised nathan up cuz we didnt hav father figure so i wanted 2 be there 4 him"

awwwwwwwwwww hes so sweet god i luv him