Alaine wrote:trinell05 wrote:D_Block313 wrote:That Eminem died in a car crash.
It's gotta be more epic than that if it's gonna fly.
I would guess something like,
"Eminem announced to family and close friends today that he is HIV positive, finally providing an explanation for his quick weight loss and sudden cravings for caffeine. The sugar-free red bulls and diet cokes provide him with the energy he is rapidly losing as the result of his ailment. The news came from a source who wishes to remain anonymous. His rumored next single titled "Cells" was speculated to detail his thoughts about nearly going to jail and possibly his vow to never become involved in beefs again, but this news points to a more sullen and hopeless mood for that single, seeing as how the T-Cells are targeted by the HIV."
that's actually believable
I know. It's scary, because that would actually make a lot of sense. He was with Mariah Carey..



Remember when they tried to put two CDs in the same slot???????







my doobs