Post Your Favorite Recovery One Liners!
Re: Post Your Favorite Recovery One Liners!
by theJFKshow » Jun 8th, '10, 03:05
get off my dick, dick isn't a big enough word for my dick, get off my antidisestablishmentarianism prick
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Re: Post Your Favorite Recovery One Liners!
by ChronicJon » Jun 8th, '10, 03:06
I'm as cold as the wind blows, ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh!!!!
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Re: Post Your Favorite Recovery One Liners!
by shteebs » Jun 8th, '10, 03:11
ini mini miny moe catch an eskimo by his toe while he is trying to roll a snow ball
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Re: Post Your Favorite Recovery One Liners!
by dbeauluvswomen » Jun 8th, '10, 03:11
theJFKshow wrote:get off my dick, dick isn't a big enough word for my dick, get off my antidisestablishmentarianism prick
Which song does he say that?
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Re: Post Your Favorite Recovery One Liners!
by MackBook » Jun 8th, '10, 03:12
"I'm so fuckin sick i got ambulances pullin me over and shit"
Seriously the one-liners on this album are on point & making me laugh like MMLP, wow recovery is amazing
Seriously the one-liners on this album are on point & making me laugh like MMLP, wow recovery is amazing
Predominantly, predominantly, everything's always predominantly
Predominantly white, predominantly black
Well what about me? where does that leave me
Well I guess that Im between predominantly both of em
I think if I hear that fuckin word again Imma scream
While I'm projectile vomiting, what do I look like, a comedian to you?
Do you think that I'm kidding?
What do I look like some kind of idi- wait a minute, shit, don't answer that..
Predominantly white, predominantly black
Well what about me? where does that leave me
Well I guess that Im between predominantly both of em
I think if I hear that fuckin word again Imma scream
While I'm projectile vomiting, what do I look like, a comedian to you?
Do you think that I'm kidding?
What do I look like some kind of idi- wait a minute, shit, don't answer that..
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Re: Post Your Favorite Recovery One Liners!
by TheShadyest » Jun 8th, '10, 03:21
I didnt here dis da 1st time around.. it made me LoL..
" I dont need a tanktop to be a wifebeater "
" I dont need a tanktop to be a wifebeater "
And I don't care how many gangsta rap songs you listen to
Or the fact you smoke weed and pack a gun, I see the bitch in you
All I want to do is die, I tried suicide six times and couldn't even do it right
Or the fact you smoke weed and pack a gun, I see the bitch in you
All I want to do is die, I tried suicide six times and couldn't even do it right
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Re: Post Your Favorite Recovery One Liners!
by goblue418 » Jun 8th, '10, 03:22
just caught a RIP dj AM
"The problem with the Heisman is only one man wins it. We got bigger goals." Denard Robinson
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Re: Post Your Favorite Recovery One Liners!
by q_shady » Jun 8th, '10, 03:32
But take a look at mariah the next time I inspire you to write a song, c'mon
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Re: Post Your Favorite Recovery One Liners!
by MackBook » Jun 8th, '10, 03:34
q_shady wrote:But take a look at mariah the next time I inspire you to write a song, c'mon
Haha thats a good one
"Even the dentist hates when i floss"
Predominantly, predominantly, everything's always predominantly
Predominantly white, predominantly black
Well what about me? where does that leave me
Well I guess that Im between predominantly both of em
I think if I hear that fuckin word again Imma scream
While I'm projectile vomiting, what do I look like, a comedian to you?
Do you think that I'm kidding?
What do I look like some kind of idi- wait a minute, shit, don't answer that..
Predominantly white, predominantly black
Well what about me? where does that leave me
Well I guess that Im between predominantly both of em
I think if I hear that fuckin word again Imma scream
While I'm projectile vomiting, what do I look like, a comedian to you?
Do you think that I'm kidding?
What do I look like some kind of idi- wait a minute, shit, don't answer that..
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Re: Post Your Favorite Recovery One Liners!
by shady6 » Jun 8th, '10, 03:41
theJFKshow wrote:get off my dick, dick isn't a big enough word for my dick, get off my antidisestablishmentarianism prick
One Mic wrote:This time around its different, them last two albums didn't count
Encore I was on drugs, Relapse I was flushing them out
hahaha i missed those, what songs are those from?
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Re: Post Your Favorite Recovery One Liners!
by Cube23 » Jun 8th, '10, 03:45
Find a belt or tie to go hang themselves by
Like David Carradine, they can go **** themselves and then die
This was fucking hilarious.
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Re: Post Your Favorite Recovery One Liners!
by theJFKshow » Jun 8th, '10, 03:46
dbeauluvswomen wrote:theJFKshow wrote:get off my dick, dick isn't a big enough word for my dick, get off my antidisestablishmentarianism prick
Which song does he say that?
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Re: Post Your Favorite Recovery One Liners!
by Kez » Jun 8th, '10, 03:47
Damn this is really the kind of album you have to listen to a couple of times to catch everything, i missed some of this shit..lol.
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Re: Post Your Favorite Recovery One Liners!
by Emadyville » Jun 8th, '10, 03:49
Kez wrote:Damn this is really the kind of album you have to listen to a couple of times to catch everything, i missed some of this shit..lol.
tell me about it haha
Menzo wrote:Its cuz you're dope and Daddy Dubs. No one fucks with that
I love you Daren
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Re: Post Your Favorite Recovery One Liners!
by MackBook » Jun 8th, '10, 03:50
"She's got her jaw stuck, from suckin my dick, aw fuck"
I can relate to that one
I can relate to that one
Predominantly, predominantly, everything's always predominantly
Predominantly white, predominantly black
Well what about me? where does that leave me
Well I guess that Im between predominantly both of em
I think if I hear that fuckin word again Imma scream
While I'm projectile vomiting, what do I look like, a comedian to you?
Do you think that I'm kidding?
What do I look like some kind of idi- wait a minute, shit, don't answer that..
Predominantly white, predominantly black
Well what about me? where does that leave me
Well I guess that Im between predominantly both of em
I think if I hear that fuckin word again Imma scream
While I'm projectile vomiting, what do I look like, a comedian to you?
Do you think that I'm kidding?
What do I look like some kind of idi- wait a minute, shit, don't answer that..
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