C.R.E.A.M wrote:I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head
My step father said that I sucked in the bed
'Till one night he snucked in and said
"We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed"
Can we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead ?
"After I fuck you in the butt, get some head
Bust a nut, get some rest"
The next day my mother said
"I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid"
The bastard won't even eat nothing, he's scared
He just hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead!
"Debbie, don't let that fucker get you upset
Go in there, stick a fucking cigarette to his neck
I bet you he's faking it, I bet you
I bet he just wants to see how upset you would get
I'll go handle this of course, unless you object"
"Aw, Go fuck his brains out if anything's left in his head!"
If you count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I completely lost it
Is he nuts? -- NO, he's insane!
(Are you in there ?) Nah, Fucker tried to bite my face off
I just got fucking chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fucking blades off
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball to a slingshot
Then he aimed it to his own face, let the thing pop
Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong
Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong
This muthafucka got nuts like King Kong
Then he set the lawnmower out on the dang lawn
And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on
Then he took his pants and took every fuckin' thing off
Everything but his tanktop and his training bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, that Shady dawg
Man, that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he, dawg?
Shady dawg, what be goin through that fuckin brain of yours?
Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for? Sing along
If you count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I completely lost it
Is he nuts? -- NO, he's insane!
Don't you know what felch means? (Yeah!) Well, then tell me
Would you rather get felched or do the felching?
Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out while you belchin' {*burps*}
Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping
Could you dig what I'm sayin, man? Could you smell me?
I want you to feel like my stepfather felt me (uhmm...)
Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelpin
(Shady, what the fuck you saying?) I don't know - HELP ME!
What the fuck's happening?! I think I'm fucking MELLLTING!
"Marshall, I just love you boy, I care about your well-being"
NO, dad! I said NO! I don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see?
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
She showed me her a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street"
But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
"Well, this is called 'Ass Rape' and we're shooting the jail scene"
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This is my personal favorite song on Relapse tbh.
