Funniest lines

[Blake]

The whole entire world can sit and twirl like a world in tire

And almost every single line in As The World Turns :

[u]
I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!)

i always thought he said oh my god a jew not again

[tam_91]

"This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet"

[Amaranthine]

The whole entire world can sit and twirl like a world in tire

And almost every single line in As The World Turns :

[u]
I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!)

i always thought he said oh my god a jew not again

LMAO. Would that mean Em is Jewish? If his twin is Jewish?

[STEMINEM]

So pretend my dick is a balloon and blow !!

"Damn Slim, Mariah play you," Mariah who?
Oh, did I say whore Nick? I meant a liar too

They say that every man grows up to marry his own mother
Which would explain why you're such a motherfucking bitch

I wonder whats on your mind
Sometimes they say love is blind
Maybe that's why the first time I dotted your eye
You ain't see a sign

Me so horny
And your such a fuckin babe
I wanna go down on you
Fack you shave
Oh god damn
here I go again
I'm gonna cum, I am !!!

[Mavericko]

I'm out the closet, I been lying my ass off
All this time, me and Dre been fucking with hats off (Suck it Marshall!)

[Sekou]

Your flow is off to a slow start like fat people in go karts

What is this from?

[Elision]

as long as i'm on pills and i got plenty of pot
i'll be in a canoe paddlin'
makin' fun of your yacht

[Fleka]

Your flow is off to a slow start like fat people in go karts

What is this from?

I don`t know, I think I heard it in a "The making of The Way I Am", but I`m not 100% sure.

[Amaranthine]

I wonder whats on your mind
Sometimes they say love is blind
Maybe that's why the first time I dotted your eye
You ain't see a sign

This whole time, I honestly this line was "maybe that's why the first time I dated Mariah..."
That line is genius. Never would've caught it.

[Elision]

Your flow is off to a slow start like fat people in go karts

What is this from?

I don`t know, I think I heard it in a "The making of The Way I Am", but I`m not 100% sure.

No, it's from the making of 8 Mile.

"My flow gets off to slow starts like fat people in go karts"

[internet-weed-dude]

Predominantly, predominantly, all i hear is predominantly, predominant.. ly white predominantly black, but what about me? Where does that leave me?"

[Bananastyle]

No, it's from the making of 8 Mile.

"My flow gets off to slow starts like fat people in go karts"

From the impromptu battles? Is there a link to this? I can't find it

[Fleka]

No, it's from the making of 8 Mile.

"My flow gets off to slow starts like fat people in go karts"

From the impromptu battles? Is there a link to this? I can't find it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAAZVDOV3fI
8:35

[cosma]

"Slut you need to leave me the fuck alone I ain't playin
Go find you a white crayon and color a fuckin zebra."

[SicilianuAmericanu]

The whole Osama Bin Laden diss


[Spoken: Eminem as Bin Laden]
Oh Dr Dre. Or should I say Dr Gay.
You are very bad man, you diss the wrong motherfucker. You think Osama won't diss you black biaaatch.

[verse 1:]
Things just ain't the same for Osama,
Since the World Trade Bombings,
And the Pentagon got the world calling
Me to kill all of congress, like...[blurred]
The Strangest things can happen to an Afghan
When people get wrapped up in Islam and Allah,
Then some shiteaters fly planes and wreak havoc,
Then go drop the blame on Bin Laden.
Now I got a faggot-ass rapper attacking me
With this gangsta rap, like I'm not gonna battle,
Dr Dre? The man wasn't done shit since NWA
And gave Eazy-E AIDS.
Don't make shoot night on your fat ass,
You homofuck, you ain't the only one goin' platinum.
Osama Bin Laden, keeping it gangsta,
Fuck Dr Dre, I'm the Aftermath.

[Chorus:]
Everywhere that I go ain't the same as before,
People I used to know just don't know me no more
And everywhere that I go, I got people I know,
Who've got people they know, so I suggest you lay low.

[verse 2:]
Oh Dr Dre look at you, you fool
I use your own rap against you, and I'm better.
Lick my balls, til they are dry,
Sorry... come again.
Things just ain't the same for Bin Laden,
This planet hates me more than Michael Jackson,
Hating on the Taliban for keeping me captive,
Threatening to find my little cave and blast it,
Now I've got to worry about this wannabe gansta,
Who pays other rappers to write his wack shit,
Everyone knows that your beats are helped man,
And you'll never blow by yourself man.
Sorry, you'd blow... blow cocks,
Use the hole as a straw and blow sperm out your nostrils.
I don't give a hurried fuck, call Slim Shady,
Snoop Dogg, D.O.C, Wren and Jay-Z,
To write a verse, fuck I'll do it for ya,
You still lick dick, this is Booshu Babara.
Do you know who, do you know what, do you know who?
Let's keep this between me and you.

[Chorus]

Osama...
Osama...
Oooosama...
O-o-o-osama...
Biatch.