Intense Ideas for Em to Rap About

[Fleka]

He should rap about how his label forces him to work with Gaga and he can`t stand the stupid bitch.

His label doesn't force him to work with Gaga. The only contact he's ever had with her was presenting her with her award at the VMAs a while ago.

So, you are saying that I made all of that up!?

[Eedee]

How about Em assuming the role of a kid being bullied at school, first two verses is him just gettin' beat on and ridiculed; a typical storytelling track. Third verse Em (the kid) comes to school and shoots everyone up. Then he wakes up and the last lines are:

"But then I wake up, look at the clock, time for school,
I've had this gun to my head and now the trigger is finally pulled." *gunshot*" Song ends.

[Solace]

That just sounds like a rehash of Brain Damage with an altered ending.

[Eedee]

That just sounds like a rehash of Brain Damage with an altered ending.

I thought about that, but in Brain Damage, Em was talking about himself. In this, maybe he could have the bullies shout insults at him using the fictional kid's name or something, make it clear it isn't Em he's talking about, but a real-life scenario that goes on every day in America. I don't know. Just an idea.

[Solace]

Taking the role of the Columbine shooters would be pretty cool, I'd much rather it than a punchline about his dopeness which includes the phrase "in other words".

[Eedee]

Taking the role of the Columbine shooters would be pretty cool, I'd much rather it than a punchline about his dopeness which includes the phrase "in other words".

That would be interesting. Maybe a whole verse dedicated to the part where the shooters start asking people if they believe in God or not. Just make it so deep, emotional and jaw-dropping.

[Blu]

"But then I wake up, look at the clock, time for school,
I've had this gun to my head and now the trigger is finally pulled." *gunshot*" Song ends.

Mediocre Hollywood ending, he better shoot Hailie first.

[JamaicanPattlez]

He should rap about goats.

[Kill You]

^ Or the movie The Men Who Stare At Goats.

[Aftermathers]

Also wanna hear Em Rap more Songs like So Bad.

[Kill You]

^ Or the movie The Men Who Stare At Goats.

I forgot that movie existed...hated it, lol.

It would've been sick if Em did a song as the Columbine shooters back then...now seems a little, random. But maybe just a shooter in general, I dunno.

I didn't necessarily hate it but I wouldn't volunteer to watch it again lol.

I think a metaphorical song for as a shooter for "the game being in his scope" or something like that would be realistic for current Em...I don't think Em would randomly do songs like that. It would be interesting but very random and probably out of place too.

[EminemInsider]

He needs to do a pro-gay rights song with Elton John in the chorus.

Imagine the reaction that would create.....

[Eedee]

He needs to do a pro-gay rights song with Elton John in the chorus.

Imagine the reaction that would create.....

I'm sure everyone would be happy... then again...

But everyone would over-analyze it and get all butt-hurt about it.

Shame, really, he probably bends over backwards just to make great music and we all have to be so anal about it ALL the time.

Santorum would go nuts.

This shit wouldn't go over well, I could see the GOP's shit get all frosted over. What I mean is they'd freeze up cuz they wouldn't know what to do. A serious rapper known getting that message out there? Wow.

[Trimss]

I got this idea.

Eminem making a "twisted" song talking about the end of the world for his last album, as a first single. Like he would be walking and everything behind him falls, explodes, in the rain with thundering sounds and all that shit, helicopters flying people screaming. asking him to help them but all in a metaphoric way..
And then, make it like "25 to life", saying something like "This is how Hip Hop will be when I retire"

It would be kinda cocky, but really dope at the same time.

[Man1x]

TBH he should make a song about jacking off and watching porn...