taking my ball

[fearless31666]

FINAL VERSION

I Put Steps In Stead Of Stance

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my steps all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance.
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

[Verse 1]
I’m that guy man, shove a dime in up my hind end,
And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals,
Slut, poke holes in your shirt jump in mud puddles,
While I stomp mud holes in your ass girl, now lets cuddle,
Blood curdling you're gurgling on your blood what’ll,
I do for my next trick? I’m feeling wonderful,
I think I might just do something a little less subtle,
Shove a fucking Tonka truck up a little kids butt hole,
Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash Ambassador,
of the Valentines Day massacre slash assassin,
I slash her in ass with an icicle and leave her lay in a blood bath while I,
Put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her,
In my Spider-Man mask just imagine,
The fun I can have with a strap on,
Stick it up Kim Kardashians ass,
And make the bitch run a triathlon,
Are those pistachios? Damn id like to have some,
Laying on the patio man rolling a fat one,
Shady drop the magic marker put the cap on,
God damn man are you that much of an asshole?

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my steps all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

[Verse 2]
I'm like Houdini,
Tuck my teeny, eenie, weenie between each,
one of my thighs and make it disappear like a like a genie.
Make this shit disappear like Tara Ried in a bikini,
Believe me homie you don't know the meaning of a meanie.
They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter,
I'm tryna maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot, don't move or ya,
Might get it stuck up so fuckin' far up in your uvula,
You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to your gloutius.
Totally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studio,
Now who do ya think is more fruitier?
Wiener's smothered in peanut butter,
Pudding on the tube of your eye shadow,
And that'd look nice, you shoulda seen it mother.
I think I put a piece of art on my Visa card,
Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a cuisinart
And mosey on over to Rosie O'Donnell's, with McDonald's,
Jump in her lap and watch the Sopranos.

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my steps all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

[Verse 3]
Shady what're ya doin' chewin' on a human?
Grab an aluminum bat, hit Heidi Klum in the back, boom!
And assumin' the fact that that dude's in the back room,
Usin' the bathroom, vacuumin' a raccoon,
Skewin' a rat, a cat, screwin' a baboon.
You shouldn't ask, "What is he doin' with that broom?".
You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds,
You in a trance, I'm back doing my dance, ooh.
But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin,
By the hair and make her wear a bathin' suit and take her parasailin'.
Shady why do you gotta pick on the lady for?,
Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you and baby-tard?
'Cause I'm scared, there's monsters under my bed,
Kelly Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet,
No wonder my ass is wet, my diaper needs to be changed,
Do you like graffiti dike? Well I can pee-pee and write your name.

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right? But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my steps all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

[Outro]
Fine...Nobody wants to play with me? Fuck you then...Bitch...Guys are always mean to me anyways...All they do is rub gum in my hair and stuff...You guys are going to make me sad...Im gunna cry...I'm crying..Im gunna tell my mom...MOMMMMMMMM...

Great thanks bro

[Throwback24]

ems using a ton of words ive never heard before... bassinet? rofl. gotta get my google on

[slimsoxshady]

pretty sure the chorus starts...
"it feels so wrong cuz it feels so right"
...as in it's so wrong so that means its just right to him

[Emadyville]

good work on the lyrics people, thanks

[Hadez]

in the third verse it's "in baby talk" not "and baby-tard"... the fuck is a baby tard anyway?

[Hadez]

oh and it's "shove a diamond up my hind end", not "shove a dime in up my hind end"

[robollama]

I told you guys it would be like Brain Damage... Using a kid voice... Was mostly good, except the kid voice

[RTiii320]

Here you can have the ringtone to the song, .mp3 or the iPhone version. For the iPhone just download right click on the link and save.. Then drag the song into your "ringtones" folder on itunes.


http://audiko.net/ringtone/Eminem/Taking+My+Ball?ring=3932894&fresh=1

[Fa-Q]

does anybody have the download withoutthe Dj and repeat

[robollama]

I told you guys it would be like Brain Damage... Using a kid voice... Was mostly good, except the kid voice

the song is nothing like Brain Damage. & he doesn't really use a kid's voice in Brain Damage.

....what. The song is like BD as in, rapped from the kids perspective. and he most certainly used a kid voice in BD.. are you fucking retarded or what? He does his normal voice, the bullys voice, and then the kid voice...

[Fa-Q]

This would have been a perfect lead into "My Mom" right after 3am

[Blanca~~]

I feel this song, great beat& the hook. Thx a lot for lyrics.

[Chris_Bs]

one of my thighs and make it disappear like a like a genie.
Make this shit disappear like Tara Ried in a bikini,



LMAO



I love this mayne

[Almostlity]

Chorus is catchy and verses are funny as fuck.

Yeah yeah accent is annoying and lyrics are pointless but it's a funny throwaway track and im fine with it.

'nuff said

[MadBoy]

Any1 has it to download without DJ?