Some DOPE metaphors/punchlines since Em has come back

[*shadysoldier*]

You're the baddest little chain with the blades I ever saw

Making it rain for the ladies in the mini’s
But I’m not throwing ones, five’s, ten’s or even twenty’s
I’m throwing quarters, nickels, dimes, pennys
Up at skinny’s, man I do this for them bunnys up at Denny’s

[xxTrigger1989xx]

Most of the punchlines posted in here are terrible.

You're so negative lol it amazes me why you still stick around if you don't even like his music anymore

(I KNOW you didn't say you didn't like his music, but you've really had nothing but negative opinions on his music since Recovery came out)

[christalgurl]

Most of the punchlines posted in here are terrible.

I think they're all pretty clever. I'm not saying they're all genius, complicated lines, but they're witty and intelligent, IMO.

[BigBangBazinga]

I think they're all pretty clever. I'm not saying they're all genius, complicated lines, but they're witty and intelligent, IMO.

[MikeNUFC]

Most of the punchlines posted in here are terrible.

You're so negative lol it amazes me why you still stick around if you don't even like his music anymore

(I KNOW you didn't say you didn't like his music, but you've really had nothing but negative opinions on his music since Recovery came out)

I do still like his music (not some of his more recent features, though). I enjoyed Recovery.

And anyway, what's wrong with posting here if I didn't like his new stuff? I'm still a fan of Eminem. I don't see why people can't accept when people have negative viewpoints.

I'm just giving my honest opinion.

[BawlTikki]

All of his punchlines/metaphors/similes are complete SHIT.

Stick to making story telling tracks bitching about your life.

[BILI]

Okey, I know this is not a Eminem punchline but it's from a Em track. (Session One)

Joell Ortiz:
"Homie chill, listen, I swear
I'm God, I give tracks a Holy-feel, and they bite ears"


One of the best punchlines from 2010

I had a similar line,only wit Tyson...my first line

viewtopic.php?f=24&t=101819&p=1411991#p1411991

[I'mShadiest]

Some people have mentioned a few lines from 'Where I'm At' but not the one that got me. He 's talking about getting back at KIM and says:

"I over came odds to get even"

I think this is the most simple one that has been posted but really I it has the biggest impact.

[WakeUpShow]

Okey, I know this is not a Eminem punchline but it's from a Em track. (Session One)

Joell Ortiz:
"Homie chill, listen, I swear
I'm God, I give tracks a Holy-feel, and they bite ears"


One of the best punchlines from 2010

I had a similar line,only wit Tyson...my first line

viewtopic.php?f=24&t=101819&p=1411991#p1411991

the lines are not even remotely similar

[whiteamerica]

Forgive me before when I said recovery was bad.... As a whole the album (for an eminem album) was bad/behind.... Generic, repetitive beats ruined it totally. Eminems lyricism (like I said) was decent but definitely not "one of his best" if you consider 4th (if not 5th) out of 7 "one of his best" then you need help with your math. If you consider it better than any of his 1st three albums then you are likely a new fan who was entertained by not afraid or ltwyl from the radio....

[ku53v]

"I think I hear the sounds of toliets flushing,
some shit is goin down"

I havent yet decided if that line is one major or actually pretty good lol.

that's horrible

[Satire]

"I think I hear the sounds of toliets flushing,
some shit is goin down"

I havent yet decided if that line is one major or actually pretty good lol.

that's horrible

This. Most of the lines in this thread are. Em's best verses this year are the ones that don't have attempts at metaphors/punchlines. It was really hard to forgive that Ketchup/Mustard line in the middle of You're Never Over, especially since he stated clearly that he knew how corny it was

[xxTrigger1989xx]

Most of the punchlines posted in here are terrible.

You're so negative lol it amazes me why you still stick around if you don't even like his music anymore

(I KNOW you didn't say you didn't like his music, but you've really had nothing but negative opinions on his music since Recovery came out)

I do still like his music (not some of his more recent features, though). I enjoyed Recovery.

And anyway, what's wrong with posting here if I didn't like his new stuff? I'm still a fan of Eminem. I don't see why people can't accept when people have negative viewpoints.

I'm just giving my honest opinion.

There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just kinda redundant. There are a few people who don't like Em at all, and yet they're still on this forum, so that shit kinda baffles me

I didn't know you actually liked Recovery, though? You've always kinda struck me as the kinda guy who would totally hate it, tbh lol. Good to see I'm proven wrong though

[Lundra]

Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong, that motherfuckers got nuts like king kong

Hit a blind man with a coloring book and told him color inside the lines or get hit with a flying crayon

[IrishShady]

"Now you get to watch her leave out the window, guess that's why they call it window pane"

The single greatest punchline of all time.