Water, condoms, cologne...
What if Eminem had his own condom?
Slim Jimmys
Every box has Em on it with a speech bubble: "Didn't I strap Jimmy hon?"


MeathookSodomy wrote:Water, condoms, cologne...
What if Eminem had his own condom?
Slim Jimmys
Every box has Em on it with a speech bubble: "Didn't I strap Jimmy hon?"



MeathookSodomy wrote:da.relapse.lp
I know you like to play devil's advocate and all, but I think calling Relapse terrible is a bit much. I already posted here why I think the album is good. Do you agree or disagree with my previous assessment on Relapse?
In the bigger picture, whether you do or not is irrelevant as long as you can admit to understand why someone would like the album.
If you can at least understand someone's enjoyment of the album, then your opinion is just that: an opinion.
I enjoy the album. Very much so, in fact. But I see why someone would not. It appeals to a selective audience. I enjoy gore lyrics, gothic noir, dark humor, etc. Everything about Relapse appeals to me.
In lieu of saying "one was great and one was terrible", for example, "One I loved and one I hated" would imply personal opinion much better.
Then you won't hear a peep from me.
EminemIVLife wrote:You clearly believe that you are right and frankly I dont give a crap what you think. I know Eminem is more influential than Jay Z in terms of music period and sales are the best indication of that. You are using points about Eminem not being copied as an indication that he is not influential: thats stupid and shortsighted coz no-one can emulate Eminem because he is the most unique and technically diverse rapper in the world. Of course other rappers would find it easier to copy Jay-Z's style: it usually fits in with their boastful and materialistic mindsets. You have no special insight into hip-hop that distinguishes you from anyone else and you have failed in your attempt to convince me that Jay Z is more influential (espeically with regards to a musical artist {not a trend}
Oh and I see you think Relapse is terrible (as bad as Encore) You fail right there too lil bitch. Relapse is better than American Gangster and Kingdom Come and Blueprint 3. Eminem Show is better than Reasonable Doubt (to me) and MMLP and SSLP are superb albums to me equally the likes of Blueprint and the Black Album.
EminemIVLife wrote:I dont respect my opponent... nor do I want his respect thanks just telling him how I feel about Em vs Jay Z
MeathookSodomy wrote:But on the point, the reason I think Em will make the HOF and Jay-Z specifically will not is because of what Em did for music culture that Jay-Z did not. Jay-Z kind of rode the coattails of certain other NY rappers to make it. He went out when the east coast was hot and blew up, making great music along the way. Em came from nothing and had to fight every step of the way before Dre signed him. His handicap was his race. But he made it, regardless. Not only did he just make it, he's the highest selling rap artist ever. It's not the sales themselves that matter, it's that he has the sales that years ago no sane hip hop enthusiast would ever believe a white boy from the midwest could ever achieve. Em is living proof that anything is possible if you follow your dreams, whether it's supposed to be possible for you or not. That sounds corny and cliché, but it's the truth.
(please don't get my thread locked, guys)
EminemIVLife wrote:Eminem deserves the HOF nod over Jay Z for a whole lot of reasons
1) True international artist who goes number 1 across the world at will
2) Highest selling rap album 1st week sales of all time
3) Best selling artist of the decade prior (likely nomination will come in 2019)
4) Came up legit not using the legacy of any other rapper to help get ahead.
5) Never got ethered
6) Acted (well) in a critically acclaimed film giving international focus on his art-form
7) Flow has changed over the course of every album and every album brings a different element (technically and flow-wise)
8) Em helped make 50 Cent a genuine superstar (for a period at least)more popular than any artist Jay Z tried to make.
9) Eminem didnt over-saturate himself and put his name on all of these different ventures, but stayed focused on the music (what the R&RHOF should focus on on)
10) He's just all round better than Jay-Z come on now. There are a few emcees that would give Eminem a run for his money in a battle or a song but Jay isnt one of them.
EminemIVLife wrote:Hmmm.. I dont know about Shady games or whatever. But @ least he didnt co-sign a mineral water or a condom like 50 did.![]()
But some of his ventures are more practical and logical; for example an uncensored rap station was a good legitimate move


One Mic wrote:Advice for "Da.Relapse.LP" - Avoid the Eminem section because you seem to be wasting your time with your pointless ramblings. You may get some more important stuff done



SajN wrote:Da.relapse.lp actually has great points and posts.
I am a big Eminem fan, but I can actually open my eyes and see his points.
They also make sense




One Mic wrote:da.relapse.lp wrote:One Mic wrote:Advice for "Da.Relapse.LP" - Avoid the Eminem section because you seem to be wasting your time with your pointless ramblings. You may get some more important stuff done
Advice for "One Mic". If you can't accept some stuff about Eminem, you shouldn't even be here as well.
I doubt you even read my post. It's more legit than any comment you made.
I did read your post.
Some of it made sense, and sometimes you speak real talk. However it is apparent you are on some sort of mission to wind up / troll the Stans, don't think I don't notice. Your over 1,000 posts deep on an Eminem forum and I'm yet to hear any praise for Eminem, from you.
Is Eminem even in your top 5 / top 10 rappers of all time? If not it begs the question why on earth you would register on TR SHADY?



SajN wrote:Da.relapse.lp actually has great points and posts.
I am a big Eminem fan, but I can actually open my eyes and see his points.
They also make sense


Wic_Kid wrote:SajN wrote:Da.relapse.lp actually has great points and posts.
I am a big Eminem fan, but I can actually open my eyes and see his points.
They also make sense
I do too, he does make a lotta sense in his posts. A smart old school hip hop fan, no doubt. But I gotta ask him for a favour: when you say stuff like "Reasonable Doubt > anything Eminem has or will put out", just make sure you put IMO after that. Cuz otherwise it seems like a well know fact, and its not. Its just someone's opinion...



One Mic wrote:Da.Relapse.LP
So tell me. Why has there been a COMPLETE change of attitude from your posts since you first registered....compared to what they are like now? I don't believe anything you say tbh. You said you have been an "Eminem fan" since January 2009 lmao.
I have been reading first couple of pages of your first few posts....you sound a bit like a "Stan" yourself. I can't take you seriously anymore...
search.php?st=0&sk=t&sd=d&author_id=26242&start=1245da.relapse.lp wrote:i just dont want it to leak because it'll affect Eminem's album first week sales...
and i wanna see a good number
LMAO!
and i dont want low sales and bootlegging to discourage him from rappingda.relapse.lp wrote:its not whether we think we can rap better than him...
but i think hes showing off his flow too much
EVERYONE knows hes got one of the most flexible flows of all rappers
we KNOW he can change his voice and accent at will to match various beats
we KNOW his songs have good lyrics
but we want something we LIKE
its not a show off game, marshall. you're already at the top of your game



One Mic wrote:da.relapse.lp wrote:LMAO.
Because I'm a Stan in disguise, no doubt.
You not going to give a justified response, just put "LMAO" and try and get away with it?
There is something dodgy about you and your posts. Mark my words...


One Mic wrote:da.relapse.lp wrote:Please, think about it like this.
We all had a phase where we loved Eminem like hell. Mine was right before Relapse was going to be released. I was pumped as fuck. Nothing more to discuss.
You think I'm dodgy? Lmao.
Anyone with half a brain will realise your old posts and old "character" was an Eminem Stan, from the way you posted.
Now you're completely the opposite and have gone from one extreme to the other. If you're excited about a forthcoming release fine, but you don't change your whole persona which is why YES you are dodgy. Something not right.


Chet Starr wrote:Stay on topic buddies, last warning before I issue a actual warning
(dramatic music)





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