@Those who think the old Em is better

[Elision]

Cause they used to love her hooters, now Carmen Elektra's cuter
Strap an extension cord to her arm and electrocute her

I'm off my fuckin meds but I'm on an electric scooter

I might just scoot by and shoot my mom in the neck with rugers

Spit in Jason's face while I vomit, I'm Feddy Krugar

They can't even get Jeffrey Dahmer to pet the couger
Now I'ma get the rectal thermomiter, get the lubra-

-cation and get the patient some Darvotacet to chew cause



'Nuff said

[Eminem33]

Cause they used to love her hooters, now Carmen Elektra's cuter
Strap an extension cord to her arm and electrocute her

I'm off my fuckin meds but I'm on an electric scooter

I might just scoot by and shoot my mom in the neck with rugers

Spit in Jason's face while I vomit, I'm Feddy Krugar

They can't even get Jeffrey Dahmer to pet the couger
Now I'ma get the rectal thermomiter, get the lubra-

-cation and get the patient some Darvotacet to chew cause


'Nuff said

Seriously though a lot of rappers/wannabes can make a song with non sense lyrics like that. The difference between old and new em is that old em could say he's gonna kill someone and you could take him seriously. Now he's some chill dude who makes songs with YM and collabs with Rhianna.

[Liammckshaw]

Cause they used to love her hooters, now Carmen Elektra's cuter
Strap an extension cord to her arm and electrocute her

I'm off my fuckin meds but I'm on an electric scooter

I might just scoot by and shoot my mom in the neck with rugers

Spit in Jason's face while I vomit, I'm Feddy Krugar

They can't even get Jeffrey Dahmer to pet the couger
Now I'ma get the rectal thermomiter, get the lubra-

-cation and get the patient some Darvotacet to chew cause



'Nuff said

How you can't just be a little bit impressed with this is beyond me...

[j04370859]

Is this another new eminem sucks thread?

[Innovation]

My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
See what you're seeing is a genius at work
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first,
Cause when I speak, it's tongue in cheek
I'd yank my fucking teeth before I'd ever bite my tongue
I'd slice my gums, get struck by fucking lightning twice at once
And die and come back as vanilla ice's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on

Equally as impressive rhyming with an actual meaning behind it.

[Almostlity]

cool story bro

[dbeauluvswomen]

Wow! That verse sucked. So he had a bunch of multis? Who gives a shit. It made no damn sense. The people that like this are the people who like the second verse of Stay Wide Awake. Pure garbage.

[Graphic]

I like it.

[Jimmy Conway]

I like that Eminem. The Relapse Eminem. It's Everything after that I hate. I can't even listen to Recovery. He does change his style a lot. I'm hoping the next album is better. If not, I'll probably just stop listening. I mean, he's not my gf, I'm not obligated to him.

[StanBase]

I like that Eminem. The Relapse Eminem. It's Everything after that I hate. I can't even listen to Recovery. He does change his style a lot. I'm hoping the next album is better. If not, I'll probably just stop listening. I mean, he's not my gf, I'm not obligated to him.

Shut up! YOU MONSTER!!!

[Innovation]

I like that Eminem. The Relapse Eminem. It's Everything after that I hate. I can't even listen to Recovery. He does change his style a lot. I'm hoping the next album is better. If not, I'll probably just stop listening. I mean, he's not my gf, I'm not obligated to him.

On Fire, So Bad?

[j04370859]

I like that Eminem. The Relapse Eminem. It's Everything after that I hate. I can't even listen to Recovery. He does change his style a lot. I'm hoping the next album is better. If not, I'll probably just stop listening. I mean, he's not my gf, I'm not obligated to him.

You like relapse eminem yet you don't like untitled, cold wind blows, on fire, wtp and so bad.

[classthe_king]

@Those who think that Nollie isn't retarded

[Fleka]

My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
See what you're seeing is a genius at work
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first,
Cause when I speak, it's tongue in cheek
I'd yank my fucking teeth before I'd ever bite my tongue
I'd slice my gums, get struck by fucking lightning twice at once
And die and come back as vanilla ice's son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on

Equally as impressive rhyming with an actual meaning behind it.

When this came after all that crazy shit in first two verses I was mind-blown.

[RainMan44]

I don't think old Em is better, I know.

yeah, this was dope, and it was complex, but that doesn't mean old Em didn't have shit like this. Old Em made "Lose Yourself," "Renegade," etc. C'mon.


But people need to stop acting like the new Em is terrible.