Genius New-Eminem lines?

[WakeUpShow]

From Celebrity:
"So I'm watching my mouth if I tell you to kiss my fucking BUTT!"

hahah that line always gets me. Post yours, and I'm not talking about puns, I mean straight clever lines.

[Elision]

I wouldn't necessarily says that line is genius.

But there's so many to choose from, pretty much the entire 2nd verse of Fly Away

[richard]

^ Fly Away doesn't get enough love. They should still finish it and release it cuz it's too good to throw away. We'd probably all love it if it hadn't leaked and was released officially.

I know this line gets overrated a lot but "Where the fuck is Kanye when ya need him?" was just too good. It's classic Eminem wit+shock value, everyone thinks it's hilarious and can't believe he actually said that whenever they listen to No Love.

[M-Pyre]

From Celebrity:
"So I'm watching my mouth if I tell you to kiss my fucking BUTT!"

whats so clever about this one?

[VenomBlackViper]

From Celebrity:
"So I'm watching my mouth if I tell you to kiss my fucking BUTT!"

whats so clever about this one?

reminds me of "who needs bullets as soon as i pull it you sweat bullets"

In terms of content it reminds me of

You want me to town it down
Suck my fucking dick you faggot, you happy now?

[1TS OK4Y]

"You pushing the envelope, and I’m shovin’ that whole post office further
Right off the surface, to the serpents in the darkest and the farthest corner"

[1TS OK4Y]

I’ll send a fucking axe at you if you insist on a fucking accent


axe-send = accent

[xxTrigger1989xx]

He has a few of them on this recent song...like the accent shit, I thought that shit was genius when I first heard it.

[FreeSpeech]

From Celebrity:
"So I'm watching my mouth if I tell you to kiss my fucking BUTT!"

hahah that line always gets me. Post yours, and I'm not talking about puns, I mean straight clever lines.

Hell no, that's lame.

Nothing he's spit lately has been genius TBH. I'm not a fan of punchlines in general. They really have little to do with rap.

[chrismoz]

From Celebrity:
"So I'm watching my mouth if I tell you to kiss my fucking BUTT!"

hahah that line always gets me. Post yours, and I'm not talking about puns, I mean straight clever lines.

Hell no, that's lame.

Nothing he's spit lately has been genius TBH. I'm not a fan of punchlines in general. They really have little to do with rap.

Are you stupid? You don't have to be a fan of punchlines but to say they have little to do with rap? LOL....

"They'll never ketchup, to all the energy that I've mustard" always makes me think.

[FreeSpeech]

From Celebrity:
"So I'm watching my mouth if I tell you to kiss my fucking BUTT!"

hahah that line always gets me. Post yours, and I'm not talking about puns, I mean straight clever lines.

Hell no, that's lame.

Nothing he's spit lately has been genius TBH. I'm not a fan of punchlines in general. They really have little to do with rap.

Are you stupid? You don't have to be a fan of punchlines but to say they have little to do with rap? LOL....

"They'll never ketchup, to all the energy that I've mustard" always makes me think.

I mean they have little to do with how good it is. I can't think of any classic, timeless song built upon punchlines. They're fun, but essentially irrelevant. I'm not talking about similies and metaphors BTW.

[zedzero27]

pretty much the entire 2nd verse of Fly Away

definitely Fly Away

[Devil'sAdvocate]

I’ll send a fucking axe at you if you insist on a fucking accent


axe-send = accent

[Sekou]

"Ever since I was 13 I learned how to sow and so shut my own bootyhole, cause I aint took no shit since I looked down my nuts and saw my first pubic grow!"

That line is not only a clever pun (for once), but it's also executed in an original manner. Remimds me of old Em

[EminemBase]

- Who forms pyramids and raps circles around square lyricists?

- Cutting and pasting headlines in the papers, making shrines of my crimes and capers.
(not so much genius in the sense there's any ingenious pun or wordplay going on, it's just... slightly eloquent and sinister. And badass.)

- Of course I’m a one trick pony, cause I’ll be screaming on these whores till I’m hoarse!

- It's like, apples to oranges, peaches to plums, yeah - I'm bananas, pussy cut off the grapes and grow a pear / pair.

- I jumped back in the public eye and squirted lemon juice in it.

- Eat your heart out Hannibal.

- There's a devil in my noodle.
(again, overboard calling this one 'genius', it's just cool phrasing and reminiscent of his glory days. Sounds badass and deserved an inclusion.)

- I have nothing else to give you, nothing left to contribute / farewell I bid you, but before I go: my last gift to you, ladies and gentlemen - Slaughterhouse I give you!
(epic phrasing and delivery, deserved an inclusion for that alone again.)

- Dick Dastardly of audacity.
(summed up / explained what he does better than I've heard maybe anybody else, or him, ever sum it up before. In... four words, three if you discount the preposition. Enough said.)

- Picasso with a pickaxe, a sick asshole.
(the line itself is great, but the rhyming there too, in such a condensed line... fantastic.)

- I'm strong to the finish with me Valium spinach.
(less genius and more just fucking funny. The imagery he creates there with the subtle Popeye reference, just with the use of one word 'me'. One of the rare flashes of his genuinely funny vintage wit.)

- If I'm garbage, you're a bunch of maggots.

Quite a lot to choose from. Despite some questionable and some very bad puns in recent times, he can still come up with some brilliant stuff.