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Re: Shady Bizzness by Eminem's bodyguard

Postby Amaranthine » Feb 12th, '12, 04:13

true rue wrote:Thanks for the pdf.

The author is SUCH an annoying, self-obsessed imbecile that it was hard to even just skim the book, but this quote was funny because it's been mentioned a few times in other interviews:

<<the man has a bladder the size of a peanut. Every five minutes, he
would have to go to the bathroom, which meant that I would have to follow him to the
bathroom.>>

^lol yup. Pretty sure Em's mentioned that too. :p

Another thing that jumped out at me:
I looked at the situation and realized that Slim was the only one working. There was Kim, his sister-inlaw, and his brother-in-law and their children, and I was thinking, why? He moved from sleeping in a bunk bed at his mother-in-law’s house into a convalescent home-type situation. I couldn’t understand it. But that’s the way he chose to live, with everybody there mooching off him. He was paying all the bills and buying all the food, and he complained about it but didn’t do anything to change it. I told him to do something about it, to put their asses out or have them get a job or something, but don’t sit there and complain about it and not do anything about it. But that’s just how he chose to live.

Because it goes with what Wendy Day and Proof said about him, that he feels like he's financially responsible for basically everybody he knows. Crazy shit.
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Re: Shady Bizzness by Eminem's bodyguard

Postby Trimss » Feb 12th, '12, 12:28

Seriously, I believe that a lot of shit in that book is true.

Him and Kessia

Also, I'm not surprised about the Death Row shit. I don't believe Em was that selfish, but who knows, it was his peak and money can make you crazy sometimes.

@Insane, the first time he didn't know it; then he kept calling her so he was well aware.
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Re: Shady Bizzness by Eminem's bodyguard

Postby true rue » Feb 12th, '12, 19:13

This is the article he refers to into the book re Kessia; it was in the UK Daily Mirror tabloid.

<a href="http://www.thefreelibrary.com/Eminem's+rubbish+in+bed.+He+was+like+a+virgin+at+first%3B+EXCLUSIVE%3A...-a0115483920">Article</a>
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Re: Shady Bizzness by Eminem's bodyguard

Postby babyjane » Feb 12th, '12, 19:30

http://www.thefreelibrary.com/Eminem%27 ... 0115483920

They're always lousy in bed after you've been dumped. I guess she stayed for his personality....oh wait he treated her like shit. Groupies :whistle:
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Re: Shady Bizzness by Eminem's bodyguard

Postby babyjane » Feb 12th, '12, 20:13

^You can still be good in bed with a little dick. There are other things to make up for it ;)
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Re: Shady Bizzness by Eminem's bodyguard

Postby Slim Fiasco » Feb 12th, '12, 20:29

I'm at page 29 now, shit is awesome.
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Re: Shady Bizzness by Eminem's bodyguard

Postby Blu » Feb 13th, '12, 01:57

InsaneTRex94 wrote:^^Lol we all knew he had a small dick, he's said that in a lot of freestyles like "I got a small dick but I'm not afraid to say it" or some shit.

Yes because everything he says in songs is true.

His dick is well over 6 inches, some hooker that hates him admitted it.
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Re: Shady Bizzness by Eminem's bodyguard

Postby Blu » Feb 13th, '12, 06:02

InsaneTRex94 wrote:
Blu wrote:
InsaneTRex94 wrote:^^Lol we all knew he had a small dick, he's said that in a lot of freestyles like "I got a small dick but I'm not afraid to say it" or some shit.

Yes because everything he says in songs is true.

His dick is well over 6 inches, some hooker that hates him admitted it.

Really? How you know? :whistle:

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Re: Shady Bizzness by Eminem's bodyguard

Postby Amaranthine » Feb 13th, '12, 06:21

I love how you guys are sitting around discussing the size of Eminem's penis. But I'll hop on the bandwagon. Some other hooker said that he was average length but he's wide.
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Re: Shady Bizzness by Eminem's bodyguard

Postby Blu » Feb 13th, '12, 06:31

@Menzo, height correlates to penis length?
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Re: Shady Bizzness by Eminem's bodyguard

Postby Man1x » Feb 13th, '12, 21:03

:facepalm this thread
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Re: Shady Bizzness by Eminem's bodyguard

Postby SajN » Feb 13th, '12, 21:21

Let's talk about penis!!
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Re: Shady Bizzness by Eminem's bodyguard

Postby Trimss » Feb 13th, '12, 21:24

Amaranthine wrote:I love how you guys are sitting around discussing the size of Eminem's penis. But I'll hop on the bandwagon. Some other hooker said that he was average length but he's wide.


For obvious reasons, this is the only non-gay post relating to Em's dick in this thread.


Guys, I'm really disappointed.
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Re: Shady Bizzness by Eminem's bodyguard

Postby Mathers » Feb 13th, '12, 21:47

What's this thread turning into? :laughing:
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Re: Shady Bizzness by Eminem's bodyguard

Postby Sukot » Feb 13th, '12, 22:26

Blu wrote:@Menzo, height correlates to penis length?


I'm pretty sure it doesn't. I'm not very tall, but my penis is huge.
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