Shady Bizzness by Eminem's bodyguard

[babyjane]

i have the book and read it a couple of times... ive actually messaged him before on his account to tell him how i appreciated the book and how i was a shady fan myself he actually messaged me back before and has said he appreciated the honest response and offered to give me an interview if i ever really wanted one ...i feel bad for the guy cause hes said he has gotten tons of hate mail from die hard shady fans over the years whtoen yet hes just regular guy who was trying to recover over the years financially from the incident and has even said hes tried getting in touch with paul and em in the past to try and settle the drama

Isn't it funny how people who try to get in touch with Paul and Em never end up doing so? I'm pretty sure Chaos Kid couldn't when he tried.

BTW welcome

Chaos Kid did end up meeting with Em before he died. It's on this board somewhere. ETA: viewtopic.php?f=3&t=66210&hilit=Santiago+Snafu&start=30

[R0si]

how believable is this book?

Nobody sued him for it and Em and his crew quickly decided to come out with Angry Blonde book after this shit came out, sooo I remember though Proof trying to cover Em's ass by saying all the groupies were just friends, underage one just got lost and they helped her and that he doesn't do that many drugs

[Trimss]

THE BEEF IS ON, NIGGA!

[Trimss]

I loved this book. Who read it fully?

[Amaranthine]

While the promoter continued to blah, blah, I ate my fully lit Cuban cigar. That was enough for the promoter to back the fuck up and say, “Fuck it!”

Uh huh.


While we're in the giving spirit, I have "The Way I Am" and "Whatever You Say I Am" by Anthony Bozza on PDF. If anyone is interested in either of them, I can upload them.
Should this go in Downloads?

[kiki]

imhothe anthony bozza one is a waste of time. I have it and there's like 0 info in it.

[Trimss]

While the promoter continued to blah, blah, I ate my fully lit Cuban cigar. That was enough for the promoter to back the fuck up and say, “Fuck it!”

Uh huh.

LOL! Yeah when I read that I was like wtf.

Did you know Em slept with a 15 years old? That shit is fucked up!

[Amaranthine]

imhothe anthony bozza one is a waste of time. I have it and there's like 0 info in it.

Yeah. It's great as far as history of race in hip hop, Em's effect on it, that kind of thing, but the actual content directly related to Em is pretty slim. But if anyone wants me to, I could always go through and pull out those parts so they don't have to sort through the other 200+ pages.

[SajN]

Should this go in Downloads?

Yes

[Trimss]

^ How can he not feel a beat, and feel Roman's Revenge..

Also, I really believe that Death Row wanted to kill em.

[Amaranthine]

The stuff about Kim.

[Trimss]

:o The stuff about Kim.

Yeah. Eminem saying "the beef is on, NIGGAAA!" is funny I think.

The guy just seems to act like he's the perfect guy who always keeps his calm though..

[R0si]

:o The stuff about Kim.

Lol I didn't know whether to find this sad or funny but i clearly won't ever be able to understand how they lived like that for so many years crazy shit

[Amaranthine]

It's an interesting read, but as stated earlier, this guy makes himself look like he was the only one out of everyone that was not fucked up in some way.

Yeah. His constant fixation on Jews and money irritated me though, and it bugged me how he called Em Slim the whole way through. Another thing that really turned me off to him is that I saw an interview with him a while ago where he had the nerve to call himself Em's "best friend and closest confidante." I wanted to slap his face off his skull.

A few of the parts I found the most interesting:

"You, Slim, you just sold two million plus records, and you are living like you are still washing dishes at Gilbert’s. Man, you got to stop that shit; you have an image to uphold. I’m not saying that you got to have everything iced out, but damn! You got that truck that she is driving, so you might as well give it to her, plus it’s got that big-ass dent in it that you haven’t had fixed yet. When you go home, you are staying over at her mom’s house, sleeping in a fucking twin bunk bed with Kim on the bottom and you on the top. Man, you are living like you are poor! She wants you to get her this apartment? Man, fuck that! What about Slim? No, fuck that, too! What about what Marshall wants? You need to get you something and stop living like you are poor, man. Stop living like you are a fucking bum!”

Slim can be very bold at times, like when were in San Diego. There was this mother and two teenage kids who claimed they were his stepfamily from his dad. They made it known that they didn’t want anything from him, they just wanted to be acknowledged. This family had pictures of Slim’s dad and themselves. The photos had a very strong resemblance to Marshall. I was given the honor to present this to Slim to see if he was interested in meeting them. He glanced at the photos and said he didn’t want anything to do with his dad. He then He then turned and threw the photos out the bus window where the family was waiting. The crew tried to convince him to at least hear their story, but he refused. It was sad because that might have been his only chance to learn about his dad. But in retrospect his father might have set the whole thing up. Who knows?

And then the ten page Kim fiasco had way too many gems to quote.

[true rue]

Thanks for the pdf.

The author is SUCH an annoying, self-obsessed imbecile that it was hard to even just skim the book, but this quote was funny because it's been mentioned a few times in other interviews:

<<the man has a bladder the size of a peanut. Every five minutes, he
would have to go to the bathroom, which meant that I would have to follow him to the
bathroom.>>