Let's get another list going

[Jimmy Conway]

The best lines Em has made since his comeback.

"In the bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables
I bet you they become heterosexual
Nothin' will stop me from molestin' you
Titty fuckin' you 'till your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles"

Not the best, but a good starting point. Those lines made me laugh so much when i first heard them.

[murphmanny]

90% of relapse lyrics?

[Solace]

I don't think it'd be fair to say this is some of the best lines he had but the flow and scheme was really refreshing to hear here:

"Bitch, it’s on again yeah, break that Klonopin in half,
While I smoke some chronic in the cab with Donovan McNabb,
And I dye my hair back blonde again and laugh,
I’m the real macaroni you cheesy bitch, I’m demonic with the Kraft!"

dat last line doe

[Trimss]

I don't think it'd be fair to say this is some of the best lines he had but the flow and scheme was really refreshing to hear here:

"Bitch, it’s on again yeah, break that Klonopin in half,
While I smoke some chronic in the cab with Donovan McNabb,
And I dye my hair back blonde again and laugh,
I’m the real macaroni you cheesy bitch, I’m demonic with the Kraft!"

dat last line doe

Said that on the other thread.

[CanadaPure]

"spitting at will, me and dre have just finished splitting a pill
you're submitting to skill, sitting still, I'm admitting that I'm beginning to feel
like I dont think anyone's real"

"which knife and which gun, what kid what wife and which nun,
don't stop I like this it's fun, the fuckin night's just begun"

Just two that always get stuck in my head

The way it sounds when he says this...

...I cum every time.

[Accor]

all of deja vu

They call me the Stephon Marbury of rap, darlin
Cuz as soon as they throw on some R-Kelly I start ballin

All right ma you win, I don't feel like argueing
I'll do it, pop it gobble it and start wobblin
stumble hobble tumble slip drip then I fall in bed
with a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead

My equilibriums off, must me the Lithium
I don't need to buy any drugs, man people give me 'em

Hold that pill any longer it'll get sentimental value

all i can think of

[CanadaPure]

"It seems like every day i get a little flakier
The medication is making my hands a little shakier
Hand me that 18 month old baby to shake him up
It'll only take me a second to choke his trachea
Breaking his neck in 80 some places"

So twisted.

[JuNiPER]

Now I need it just not to feel sick ya I'm getting by
Wouldn't even be taking this shit if Deshaun didn't die
Oh ya there's an excuse you lose Proof so you use
There's new rules it's cool if it's helping you to get through

[Fleka]

Im a problem for ya, boy you think your Tom Sawyer,
Til I pull you out the fucking story book and stomp on ya,
Fucking fictitional characters and fariytales,
Prepare yourself for Captain America on Ferris Wheels,
But it aint fiction its fact boy beware its real
Them lyrics you wield equals zero to a hero shield

[Squiggles123]

All of Deja Vu

All of A Kiss

2nd and 3rd verses of My Darling

My Mom:

"wait a minute, this ain't dinner this is paint thinner, you ate it yesterday and I didn't hear no complaints did I?" (liked it because it reminded me of brain damage, whole song is dope though)

I love many of the playful lines from Hell: The Sequel though "trashing deez hoes" lines get a bit repetitive. An example though:

"We been ridin' around in this hatchback 'til I'm fucking hunchback, Where the fuck's this party at slutbag cunt? Cut what act?"

"so you know if I hate fuckin' water sprinklers, I dun love de hoez" (not really haha)

[JuNiPER]

Why do I hear the sound of toilets flushing,
some shit is going down

[Blu]

I don't think it'd be fair to say this is some of the best lines he had but the flow and scheme was really refreshing to hear here:

"Bitch, it’s on again yeah, break that Klonopin in half,
While I smoke some chronic in the cab with Donovan McNabb,
And I dye my hair back blonde again and laugh,
I’m the real macaroni you cheesy bitch, I’m demonic with the Kraft!"

dat last line doe

When I heard him spit those first few lines I was literally in awe. I was like, "Fuck yeah! Slim's back! "

[CanadaPure]

Not so much a line, but the hook from Elevator is fucking great.

[Ziko]

I almost look comatose, Who wants to be sobered gross
I foam like a doberman, mouth open I overdose
Put coke up my nostrils, in both my holes and I plug my nose
My pupils quadruple in size, eyes are so bugged I know
I put on my mother's make up, get naked and run around
Wavin' the gun around, I think I'm down to a hundred pounds
There's thunder, I wonder how come it rains but the sun is out
The devils upset with his wife, they must be sluggin' it out
I must be buggin' the fuck out, but what the fuck about?
Voices are leading me up to the attic, I love my house
They pull and they tug my blouse, the sound of a music box
Comes from inside a toy chest, but what do I do, it's locked
I pick it and open it but it's stuffed full of human parts
I dig til I find it, I wind it up and the tune just starts
It's playing a song, so beautiful and the room is dark
The moon is full, I smell a funeral, guess I'll loom in the park

Shit, the whole song is so fucking sick.

[Notalius]

Don't know if a freestyle counts but Microphone has some of his best lyrics ever ..

Once again, it's the sinister cynical minister Shady
Kryptonite to Superman, he's a dentist to Amy
Administerer of the pain, he just finished huffin' the paint
And muffled the fumes like it was nothin', because it ain't
Anything in his way, his enemies he just slays
His venom he sprays, reaches like beams of energy rays
Menacing stares, he glares, making the hairs
All on the back of ya neck stand like Dracula, yep
Spectacular rep, he's a tarantula, gargantuan
Yeah, Angela, so I command ya to start dancin'
Part Manson, part Hannibal, part mechanical shark
Throwing animal parts at Scarlett Johansen
Enter my gas chamber, you gangsta? My ass
He's got his fangs to your neck, he's set to strangle ya ass, hater
You're facin' a task greater, he's chasin' your ass
He's got his face in a mask, your blood stains on his glass table

[Verse 2]

I'm checking the exposure of photos of me exposing
Myself locked inside of a cozy hotel posing
With or without clothing, next to the decomposing
Bodies eroding while I'm dozing off, overdosing
Windows opening, shutting; doors opening, closing
I think there's a ghost, too much hydrocodone and codeine
I was only 'sposed to swallow a half, I took the whole thing
I'm not joking, I think I just snorted my nose ring
I need a drink, I'm standing over the sink hosing
Myself, self-loathing, cause I'm on a brink, mostly
I don't wanna think; this will make everything rosy
Beverly sings, scream while I'm severing three toesies
Totally frozen while I close in
I'm yodelling "Rosie, won't you come out to play?"
And no sense wasting time, cutting and pasting headlines
In the papers, making shrines of my crimes and capers
My words are whirlwinds, I murder my girlfriends
Go to Europe and put Nurofens in my syrup and stirred 'em
You never heard 'em like this, so don't encourage him
The neurosurgeon, coke mirrors, and lyrics worse than
The kinda person to get Katie Couric to cursin'
Eighty spirits of ladies cause Shady murdered the virgins
Crazy, turn him, convinced that he emerged
Took over the world and reeled in all the children
Lured 'em into the building and killed 'em
Buried 'em in the mulch and mildew and he will do what he feels
And still can spin, straw to gold like Rumplestilskin
Cotton to silk, Motrin to Tylenol, three pills
The Real Slim Shady's entered the buildin'
There's nothing but crumbled leaves and tumbleweeds up in this bitch
Mildred, he's ill with it, he still shouldn't be healed
There's no one as sick as he, MC's will get fricassed on the grill, then