by Evan C. » Jun 6th, '09, 20:34
Got an axe in the duffle bag, couple of fags
Stuffed in the back seat, muzzled and gagged
Wrapped in bubble wrap, 2 lesbians a couple Hustler mags
Now grab the Pez dispensor, fill it up to the max with muscle relaxers
The governer of Alaska, she busts when I ask her
To shove my Pulaski sausage up in her ass, huh
While we hover over Nebraska shooting at the fuckin' buffalo pasture
In the helicopter, man I can't fuck her no faster
She's screamin' "grab my titties Shady, suck on those bastards"
But I ain't no sucker I won't snuggle up with her after
I'm a gigolo but ya'll look like the Juggalo rapper
Every day man I just seem to get a little bit doper
Shit, back down? Man I'd rather lick on a scrotom
And eat the fuckin' Octo-Mom's pussy lips with some Okra
While I watch Whoopi Goldberg scissor with Oprah
While Rosie pussy farts and takes a piss on the sofa
Get a boner and play dick-swords with the Jonas, Brothers
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Evan C. on Jun 6th, '09, 20:41, edited 2 times in total.
MikeNUFC, Amadeo, Evan C., EminemInsider
= you dealin' with a few true villains