post your favorite eminem quotes/lines

[Jay-19]

Women all grabbin' at my shish kebob
Bought Laurynn Hill's tape so her kids could starve
Cum On Everybody

You beef with me, I'mma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat your ass legally
Role Model

I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months
And said, "I'm ready now bitch! Ain't you feelin these kicks cunt?!"
Any Man

What the fuck!? Give me the tech bitch
You just lost your tip, there's a pubic hair in my breakfast
Low, Down, Dirty

I don't rap to get the women, fuck bitches
Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes
Still Don't Give A Fuck



Those are just some of my favorites...

Man, he's ill at this shit!

[yoyoboy619]

It hurts but I never show, this pain you'll never know
If only you could see just how lonely and how cold
And frostbit I've become, my backs against the wall
When push come to shove I just stand up and scream 'Fuck them all'

Drop The World ft. Lil Wayne

[MikeNUFC]

Will Smith dont gotta cus in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
The Real Slim Shady

I no fuckin Gee, I'm a cannibal
I ain't tryin to shoot you,
I'm tryin to chop you into pieces and eat you
Hellbound

I dont rap for dead presidents, Id rather see the president dead
Its never been said. but i said precedents
We As Americans

I light a candle and place it up on the mantle
Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin handle
Under The Influence

[EminemBase]

Wow, so many, so I guess I'll pick a few from each album / era and then random ones...

Ima pulverise, dissect ya brain, digging in ya skull for lies
Soul Intent - "Biterphobia"

I'll run ya brain around the block to jog ya fucking memory
Infinite - "313"

You couldn't make the crowd throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers
Infinite - "313"

Simple as ABC's, skip over the D's and rock the microphone with E's / ease
Infinite - "313"

No remorse for ya when I torture ya throughout the course of my orchestra
Infinite - "Open Mic"

If you ain't ever stole a gate you could take a fence / offence
Infinite - "Open Mic"

Bobbin' back n' forth like a Penguin, delinquent, chocking microphones with broken English
The Slim Shady EP - "Low Down, Dirty"

I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bitches vain Vicadin, vrinnn Vrinnn, VRINNN!
The Marshall Mathers LP - "Kill You"

I ain't done this ain't the chorus, I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest
The Marshall Mathers LP - "Kill You"

I said SHUT UP when I'm talkin to you, YOU HEAR ME? ANSWER ME!
The Marshall Mathers LP - "Kill You"

How the fuck you sposed to grow up when you weren't raised?
The Marshall Mathers LP - "Criminal"

--

Awww fuck this actually, I'm gonna stop there. Because I started off just wanting to do like one from each album and I've ended up doing like four from each cunting song lmao.

That'll do, they're all classics though.

[MikeNUFC]

You can be the Run D, You'll never be the MC,
I stop the alphabet at S, I got it down to a T
313

They say music can alter moods and talk to you
But can it load a gun for you and cock it too?
Well if it can, then the next time you assault a dude
Just tell the judge it was my fault, and i'll get sued
Sing For The Moment

Now if i only had some fucking hair I'd pull it, faster than a bullet
Out of Tupac's chest before the ambulance came too late to do it
If I Get Locked Up Tonight

While I'm wavin the pistol at sixty Christians against me
Go to war with the Mormons, take a bath with the Catholics
in holy water - no wonder they try to hold me under longer
Renegade

So tell the medic to bring the medication and quickly
I'm sicker than a Tupac dedication to Biggie
Scary Movies

When I go out, I'ma go out shootin
I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid
Remember Me?