Clever Recovery lines.

[mceddie]

now here i come screaming ahh! tack! like i just stepped on one.




easily my favourite em line.

[classthe_king]

I got girls with skeletons in there closet beggin to bone me

Genius line

[professor]

"You can get the dick, Just call me the ball sack, im nuts, Michael Vick in this bitch DOGG, fall back you MUTTS, fuck your worms, you never seen such a sick puppy"

wow

[classthe_king]

"You can get the dick, Just call me the ball sack, im nuts, Michael Vick in this bitch DOGG, fall back you MUTTS, fuck your worms, you never seen such a sick puppy"

wow

Can somebody explain why this line is good, like most of recovery it just seems blah

[Robot]

Why the fuck am I yelling at air ? - On Fire

I'm a Space Bound rocketship & your hearts the moon,
& I'm aiming right at you, right at you,
250 thousand miles on a clean night in june,
& I'm so lost without youuuu... - Space Bound


I don't think she understands the sacrafices that I made,
Maybe if this bitch & had acted right I would have stayd,
But I have already wasted over have my life I would have,
Laid down & died for you I no longer cry for you, NO MORE PAIN! - 25 To Life


Shit it just hit me, that what if I would not have made it through I think about the things I would have never got to say to you, so here I was what I came to do, hailie this one is for you witney & alaina to, I still love your mother that'll never change, think about her everyday, we could just never get it together, hey wish there was a better way for me to say it but I swear on everythang I'd do anything for her on anyday, there are just to many things to explain when it rains yes it pours guess it does, wish there was any pain but I can't pretend there ain't I placin' any blames I ain't posting fingers heaven knows I never been a saint I know that it feels like we just pissed away our history & just today I looked at your picture & almost hate to say it I miss you subconsciously wish it didn't end this way but I just had to get away, don't know why, I don't know what else to say, I guess i'm... - Going Through Changes

I feel like I'm morphing into something that so incredible that I'm dwarfing' - Seduction


I stuck my dick in this game like a rapist ! - Almost Famous

[WakeUpShow]

"You can get the dick, Just call me the ball sack, im nuts, Michael Vick in this bitch DOGG, fall back you MUTTS, fuck your worms, you never seen such a sick puppy"

wow

Can somebody explain why this line is good, like most of recovery it just seems blah

Dog words:
Michael Vick (dog killer)
Dog
Bitch (female dog)
Mutts (Mixed-Breed Dog)
Worms (Disease a dog gets in it's heart)
Puppy

Pretty good in my opinion

[classthe_king]

"You can get the dick, Just call me the ball sack, im nuts, Michael Vick in this bitch DOGG, fall back you MUTTS, fuck your worms, you never seen such a sick puppy"

wow

Can somebody explain why this line is good, like most of recovery it just seems blah

Dog words:
Michael Vick (dog killer)
Dog
Bitch (female dog)
Mutts (Mixed-Breed Dog)
Worms (Disease a dog gets in it's heart)
Puppy

Pretty good in my opinion

So because he used a bunch of words that have to do with a dog, that makes this a good line.

[Elision]

So because he used a bunch of words that have to do with a dog, that makes this a good line.

http://www.pet-abuse.com/cases/11312/VA/US/

[Arrinef]

"I am awesome and you are just awe struck." -- cockiest shit i've ever heard

yeah, he's kind of a big deal

[Elision]

By the grace of god, the skin on my teeth and the hair on my nuts I skated by
Now ya’ll are on thin ice with ankle weights I hate to lie


so follow me
Through the fog like I’m S-N-double-O-P
Let me guide you through the smoke G


http://gizmodo.com/5416020/let-snoop-do ... fo-shizzle

[IrishShady]

I don't get the "fork/psychopath line"

fork in the road

takes the psychopath

[classthe_king]

So because he used a bunch of words that have to do with a dog, that makes this a good line.

http://www.pet-abuse.com/cases/11312/VA/US/

If you think I don't know who Michael Vick is then you are an idiot.

[classthe_king]

I got girls with skeletons in there closet beggin to bone me

Genius line

Not genius at all. Not even smart.

How, it makes perfect sense.

[Cam_24]

Why the fuck am I yelling at air ? - On Fire

I'm a Space Bound rocketship & your hearts the moon,
& I'm aiming right at you, right at you,
250 thousand miles on a clean night in june,
& I'm so lost without youuuu... - Space Bound


I don't think she understands the sacrafices that I made,
Maybe if this bitch & had acted right I would have stayd,
But I have already wasted over have my life I would have,
Laid down & died for you I no longer cry for you, NO MORE PAIN! - 25 To Life


Shit it just hit me, that what if I would not have made it through I think about the things I would have never got to say to you, so here I was what I came to do, hailie this one is for you witney & alaina to, I still love your mother that'll never change, think about her everyday, we could just never get it together, hey wish there was a better way for me to say it but I swear on everythang I'd do anything for her on anyday, there are just to many things to explain when it rains yes it pours guess it does, wish there was any pain but I can't pretend there ain't I placin' any blames I ain't posting fingers heaven knows I never been a saint I know that it feels like we just pissed away our history & just today I looked at your picture & almost hate to say it I miss you subconsciously wish it didn't end this way but I just had to get away, don't know why, I don't know what else to say, I guess i'm... - Going Through Changes

I feel like I'm morphing into something that so incredible that I'm dwarfing' - Seduction


I stuck my dick in this game like a rapist ! - Almost Famous

We're talking about clever lines, not our favorite parts of every damn song.

[Solace]

Word to Cam.