I did a remix to Britney Spears' Toxic ( i know right, just bear with me)
http://soundcloud.com/ahddub/toxic-remix
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TOXIC
Baby can’t ya see  - your intoxicating
the fire in your eyes  - they should call ya satan,
the way ya look at me  - oh no it couldn’t be/
ya leave me breathless – completely senseless
ya see the sex is – turning me restless
tossing and turning – its all in the wording/
colors swirling – all around
can’t tell what the hell is up from down
girl you a goddess – but straight up toxic/
talking dirty - not a novice surely
I swear to you girl – its a terrible world
that’s why you thrive - while others wither,
see what the hell the new up and comers figure
when they see you flirting with some harder liquer 
a bonefied loser turned hard earned winner
that’s what I am – that’s who you were,
so lose the sham – yea I’m mean you girl,
money money money - we ego tripping 
don’t ya just love how ya feel no difference/
love is in the air – or just blunt smoke
whatever it is – im getting gung-ho
why does everyone question our love fo’?
really -  whats a backstabber to a cutthroat
everyone says – that you’ll break my heart
but I swear to god its funny the way I scar
so fuck it girl – lets take a chance
lets live in my glass house and make em laugh
what the fuck – do we got to lose
our pride our dignity – impossible
we never had any to begin with
that’s why you’re here looking real offended
and ya know what – I gotta give ya credit
cuz without you – I couldn’t have said it/
bed sheets – soaked in sweat
pillow cases – torn to shreds
oh the smell of sex –such a seductive scent/
as you can see – what ya do to me
surpasses anything I do musically
girl – I love the cruelty
no one is asking you to cry at my eulogy
I told you - I just wanna hold you
and compliment you on how big your breasts have grown to
hold hands – I wanna pole dance
A little strip tease – for my dick please
I’m sick see – the way your lips be
Moving – all I can think is kiss me
Simply – I’m an MC
With a nasty mind – and that’s all right,
So Hot how ya spread ya legs out
And I lust for the way ya lips pout
God damn –  I mean god damn,
She strapped the way a bra can’t
Swear it - She sets the worst examples
Daisy dukes shorts – and Going commando
God damn – I mean god damn
That broad’s ass - Gives me a hot flash
can’t stop the lust – I just wanna fuck
So when I see that ass  - I just gotta cuss
Like FUCK! God bless the kid
That doesn’t need all of this sex to live
I swear to god I’ma teach my next of kin
The key to life is money women sex and gin
Yea I know - Give a fuck a if ya like it
I’m as nonexistent as your hymen
oh my god - she good to go
So show me a move I wouldn’t know
On all four – on the kitchen floor
Uncalled for – but I still itch for more
Put you on your back – the gall at that,
Never been a day I didn’t want ya bad
Fuck all night-  wreck the bed frame
you a god given gift to the sex game/
			
		



 I mean that in the best possible way. It's fucking peculiar to be perfectly honest. You take being shallow to a whole new level and just shit on being deep haha. A curve ball is right! Your vocab and wording made me explicitly picture just what the fuck was going on, and the beat (never heard Toxic before) kept me hooked throughout. Your delivery, as always, was sarcastic as fuck and worked SO WELL on this song.


