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Your Fav Bizarre Lines...

Postby Tranquil » Apr 6th, '10, 12:02

I'm gonna have to go with: "i got two sex tapes, one im fucking on a boat, the other one im in south africa fucking a goat" :laughing: i dont no why, but that line just always cracks me up. What are your fav bizarre lines? :pizza:
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Re: Your Fav Bizarre Lines...

Postby ShaBruv » Apr 7th, '10, 13:23

lol the only ones that make me laugh are on the song Just Like U

especially these:
If your wife is pregnant I call her a whore.
Leave her no money and go out on tour.
Nah, I'm playin leave her sumptin. (Hahaha)
I pack a hotdog and a fuckin dirty muffin. (Damn)

You're my son, I'm trynna teach you sumptin.
You're eight years old? It's time to start fuckin.

All I can teach you, learn how to mac.
Smoke crack, smack a bitch when she talk back.
Matta fact slap your sister, she's a slut.
Don't you realize Bizarre don't give a fuck? (Hahaha)

You know daddy wont give you the wrong advice.
Smoke weed and listen to Obie Trice. (Hahaha)




oh and this gem on thats how

Drop out of school, take drugs and molest sluts
Got your girlfriend suckin on my left nut
Your parents don't like me, but guess what?
[D-12] Cause Bizarre don't give a fuck
I know you want to retaliate but you won't dare,
Cause you fuckin with some ****** like this who just don't care.

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Re: Your Fav Bizarre Lines...

Postby dR3 » Apr 7th, '10, 18:46

None. :whistle:
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Re: Your Fav Bizarre Lines...

Postby GoodGirlsGetGutted » Apr 7th, '10, 18:48

They found Saddam, but they ain't gon' find me/
I'll be under a tree in Buttfuck, Tennessee/
Do to others whatever you would like them to do to you. This is the essence of all that is taught in the law and the prophets.
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Re: Your Fav Bizarre Lines...

Postby Emadyville » Apr 7th, '10, 18:56

All the ones posted are good :y:

I always like the one where he says "my grandma's got aids she just waitin to die of a cold"

Even my mom laughed at that one :laughing:
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Re: Your Fav Bizarre Lines...

Postby embm » Apr 7th, '10, 19:37

dR.dR3 wrote:None. :whistle:


i agre
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Re: Your Fav Bizarre Lines...

Postby ku53v » Apr 12th, '10, 05:20

Ever since i was 8, i been startin to hate
I said fuck the Ho's, started eatin cheese cake
Scrambled eggs and steak, strawberrys and grapes
Damn that sounds great, hold on wait

idk why everybody hates him, is not that bad
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Re: Your Fav Bizarre Lines...

Postby AnalKiddo » Apr 12th, '10, 05:23

Man likes raping his grandmother i can assure you that :laughing: :laughing:
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Cause the shit I hear is crazy
But your either getting lazy or you don't believe in you no more
Seems like your own opinions, not one you can form
Cant make a decision you keep questioning yourself
Second guessing and its almost like your begging for my help

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Re: Your Fav Bizarre Lines...

Postby TheShadyest » Apr 12th, '10, 05:40

EminemIsLegend wrote:I'm gonna have to go with: "i got two sex tapes, one im fucking on a boat, the other one im in south africa fucking a goat" :laughing: i dont no why, but that line just always cracks me up. What are your fav bizarre lines? :pizza:


wat song is that?
And I don't care how many gangsta rap songs you listen to
Or the fact you smoke weed and pack a gun, I see the bitch in you


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Re: Your Fav Bizarre Lines...

Postby Tranquil » Apr 12th, '10, 08:11

TheShadyest wrote:
EminemIsLegend wrote:I'm gonna have to go with: "i got two sex tapes, one im fucking on a boat, the other one im in south africa fucking a goat" :laughing: i dont no why, but that line just always cracks me up. What are your fav bizarre lines? :pizza:


wat song is that?

Rock Out, from Blue Cheese & Coney Island :smoking:
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Re: Your Fav Bizarre Lines...

Postby Pistolpoppin » Apr 12th, '10, 10:13

ku53v wrote:Ever since i was 8, i been startin to hate
I said fuck the Ho's, started eatin cheese cake
Scrambled eggs and steak, strawberrys and grapes
Damn that sounds great, hold on wait

idk why everybody hates him, is not that bad


You have my profile pic :o
Maybe it's hatred I spew, maybe it's food for the spirit
Maybe it's beautiful music I made for you to just cherish
But I'm debated disputed hated and viewed in America
as a motherfuckin drug addict - like you didn't experiment?
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Re: Your Fav Bizarre Lines...

Postby MikeNUFC » Apr 12th, '10, 14:14

Theres only 2 Bizarre lines I've ever found amusing

My poor grandmother, god bless her soul
The bitch got AIDs, she just went and died of a cold


and

My little girl, she shouldn't listen to these lyrics
That's why I glued her headphones to her ear to make sure she hear it


Thats it.
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Re: Your Fav Bizarre Lines...

Postby Wic Kid » Apr 12th, '10, 14:17

MikeNufc wrote:Theres only 2 Bizarre lines I've ever found amusing

My poor grandmother, god bless her soul
The bitch got AIDs, she just went and died of a cold


and

My little girl, she shouldn't listen to these lyrics
That's why I glued her headphones to her ear to make sure she hear it


Thats it.

Same.
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Re: Your Fav Bizarre Lines...

Postby DrRapid » Apr 12th, '10, 22:42

You know why my hands are so numb? (No)
Cuz my grandmother sucked my dick
And I didn`t cum (Oh)
Smacked this whore for talking crap (Bitch)
So what if she`s handicapped (What?)
The bitch said Bizarre couldn`t rap


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Re: Your Fav Bizarre Lines...

Postby ku53v » Apr 12th, '10, 23:33

Pistolpoppin wrote:
ku53v wrote:Ever since i was 8, i been startin to hate
I said fuck the Ho's, started eatin cheese cake
Scrambled eggs and steak, strawberrys and grapes
Damn that sounds great, hold on wait

idk why everybody hates him, is not that bad


You have my profile pic :o


ur right. i changed it 4 a better one :D
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