by sully10x » Aug 30th, '12, 22:26
Best Crooked lines:
"I'm sorry I did your girl reckless
I fed her a squirrel breakfast
she left with a pearl necklace"
"Foolish as Judas, nigga you lost
now I feel like black Jesus, wrong nigga to cross"
"Then I'm trying to find a whore,
dig in that vagina like I'm mining for diamonds or,
I'm trying to find China or some kinda dinosaur,
tryna score like Kentucky in the Final Four."
"They said I'd never make it
my rhyme scheme is a crime scene
dawg I yellow tape it"
"I leave the stage on life support when I rock a venue,
if you dont have a knife and fork you probably on the menu"
"I'm Crooked I, AKA fuck your girl
Up up in the sky, when I come down say
FUCK THE WORLDDDDDDD"
"Whores gonna love it when I go Warren Buffet
throwing Euros on the floor balling on a foreign budget"
"LBC, we them Beach Boys
We don't need your education, we're Pink Floyd"
"I had a lap dance, moment of clarity
this a tax write-off, this my favorite charity"
"I stay fly, even though I have a fear of heights"
"My Granny callin me a rap sanger
but she don't know I use my strap fanger"
"My chain heavy, so heavy the medallion broke the main levy
Now that motherfucker is flooded with diamonds"
"I'm a killa, everybody know I body yo' audio, when the shotty blow say goodbye to yo' barrio you maricon"