justin and 50 gets dirty

[Big Proof 4ever]

What happens when the biggest man in rap (literally, have you seen those pecs?) joins with the hottest boy in R&B? Well, the working title is Ayo Technology and 50 and JT are filming the video for the apparently filthy track this week in London.

The tune was recorded earlier this year after super-producer Timbaland got the two artists together. The single, the first official one to be taken from 50s forthcoming Curtis album, is apparently an analogy for watching porn, with the word technology replacing the word they really wanted to say - pornography.

One of LAs biggest film directors, Joseph Kahn, has flown into London to film the video. The promo is based on Hollywood video The Matrix with Fiddy, Trousersnake and Timbo playing the roles of secret agents. The three boys will be kitted up with more gadgets than the Inspector of the same name, and will apparently be chasing about three models using night-vision goggles, which enables them to see through the girls clothes. It all sounds a bit Benny Hill to us, but hey boys, whatever floats your boat.

In related news, Timbaland showed up for 50 Cents London show last night. The burly producer didnt say much, but stood about as 5-Oh performed a medley of hits, from In Da Club and PIMP to more recent tracks like Amusement Park and Money In The Bank. While the sound was predictably terrible, and the set non-existent, we have to give Fif props for getting the crowd going. He also found time to drop a wee diss to nemesis The Game. ?Game came out here right and told everybody ?F*ck 50 Cent. Well, it aint hurt my feelings. In fact, everyone here say ?F*ck 50 Cent.? As the crowd did as ordered, raising their middle fingers in the air and telling 50 to effectively suck his mama, he laughed :?Yeah, and I aint gonna be writing none of your next albums either. Ha!?

We must also note that 50 was incredibly well-oiled last night. No, not drunk, but literally dunked in baby oil. To say his pecs were gleaming is an understatement ? we just wonder who had the job of applying it? Hype man Hot Rod, perchance? Talking of who, 50 berated the newcomer hard last night, after Rod sat down halfway though the set. ?Dont think Im gonna pay you either,? he scowled, before sending him offstage.

Supported by Boy Better Know, this was a pretty good night out for hip hop fans. We just wish rap sounded better live, but all in all, 50 put on a pretty good show