Have Eminem and Dr. Dre Actually Had Sex?

by **CanadaPure** » Jul 15th, '13, 02:33

AbramIsaac wrote:Ok, ok. You're right.

"Forgot About Dre" is actually a song about Dr Dre giving oral sex to others, but after the other person gets off, they forget about Dre and leave him with a raging boner and nothing to do with it.

Now that's what I'm talking about! Groundbreaking shit.

You're no longer a swine, I love you.

by **SajN** » Jul 15th, '13, 02:44

AbramIsaac wrote:
CanadaPure wrote:
AbramIsaac wrote:Dre: Suck it, Marshall

It's a pretty big reach, but I think he's talking about his penis.

Abram, if you're going to contribute to this thread at least make an effort to find ones that make sense.

Stupid American swine.

Ok, ok. You're right.

"Forgot About Dre" is actually a song about Dr Dre giving oral sex to others, but after the other person gets off, they forget about Dre and leave him with a raging boner and nothing to do with it.

So that's why he says" blow me" in the first verse... He needed someone to take care of that boner!

by **CanadaPure** » Jul 15th, '13, 02:46

SajN wrote:So that's why he says" blow me" in the first verse... He needed someone to take care of that boner!

Holy shit we're onto something:

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dre

Of course only gibberish comes out of their mouths, because Dre's dick is in their mouth and it's rather hard to talk with a penis in your mouth. Then they act like they forgot about Dre, even after they couldn't say anything because they were sucking his dick so hard.

by **CanadaPure** » Jul 15th, '13, 03:20

Menzo wrote:How about Em's second verse on "Hell Breaks Loose"? It's way too obvious.

I'm mur-dur-ing the flow, liquid courage I'm fin' to blow
As soon as we hit the do' power surges head to toe
I'm sure to push it as far as words are meant to go
We're in the indigo Winnebago with tinted windows
Ferocious as we proceed to beat up the block wit yo' ho
With speakers knocking it's 3 o'clock, me and Doc then proceed to drop
"E" and hop out the vehicle and knock on your do'

He's obviously talking about how he's going to proceed with having sex with Dre. First he's going to give him the introductory 15 minute blow job. He'll be feeling, licking and kissing his body from head to toe. Em is a wordsmith and we know he likes to reference his 'dick' as his word a lot, so by pushing it as far as it's meant to go means he's going to be fucking him anally, penetrating deep within the rectal walls and beyond the inner sphincter. I think the tinted windows part is obvious, they don't want everyone to know even if he is expressing it via music (that's how much of a genius he is). He then talks about how it's going to be ferocious as they proceed to 'beat up the block'. Speakers knockin' is word play for loud moaning til the early morning. He references ecstasy which we all know enhances how you feel towards another person, only intensifying the rough jungle fever sex between these two. Lastly 'knock on your door' is slang for about to cum.

Holy fucking shit.

As far as I'm concerned, this is confirmed that Eminem and Dre are faggots for each other.

by **AbramIsaac** » Jul 15th, '13, 03:31

"It feels so empty Without Me"

Obviously telling Dre that without his cock, Dre's ass would be empty. Eminem is Robin in the video, Batman's (Dre's) little boy toy.

by **AbramIsaac** » Jul 15th, '13, 03:42

I would say the thermometers line has more to do with shoving a thermometer up the ass, in order to see just how hot things are.

by **AbramIsaac** » Jul 15th, '13, 03:46

Indeed.

On a side-note, I'd like to point out that Eminem was almost definitely fucking Obie Trice as well. "Drips" is full of evidence. They don't have any time for hoes and stupid tricks....so they obviously are fucking each other.

Plus, Eminem features on Obie's album, "Bottoms Up". Bottom's Up? Really? On a song about dicks?

by **CanadaPure** » Jul 15th, '13, 03:49

So in summary, we all agree that this is an accurate representation of their relationship?

by **PAINKILLƎR** » Jul 15th, '13, 04:05

God, some compelling evidence here guys. Nice finds.

by **CanadaPure** » Jul 15th, '13, 04:07

Eminem likes big black cocks.

by **PAINKILLƎR** » Jul 15th, '13, 04:10

Evidently

by **CanadaPure** » Jul 15th, '13, 04:10

PAINKILLƎR wrote:Evidently

50 and Em have probably fucked too.

by **PAINKILLƎR** » Jul 15th, '13, 04:15

CanadaPure wrote:
PAINKILLƎR wrote:Evidently

50 and Em have probably fucked too.

Thus having the falling off relationship between Fif and his baby's mom. The pieces, they're beginning to come together now. It's all starting to make sense.

by **CanadaPure** » Jul 15th, '13, 04:29

Miller wrote:I've been patiently waiting for Em's dick to explode.

Those are the lyrics right?

That seems right to me!

by **Arrinef** » Jul 15th, '13, 05:06

dont get me started on peep show

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