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Official Eminem Hate Thread
Re: Official Eminem Hate Thread
by TheBoss123 » Nov 11th, '14, 20:41
Emonem WOAT
" Life can change your directions, even when you ain't planned it
All you can do it handle it, worst thing you can do is panic
Use it to your advantage, avoid insanity manage
To conquer, every obstacle, make impossible possible
Even when winning illogical, losing is still far from optional.." -T.I.
All you can do it handle it, worst thing you can do is panic
Use it to your advantage, avoid insanity manage
To conquer, every obstacle, make impossible possible
Even when winning illogical, losing is still far from optional.." -T.I.
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Re: Official Eminem Hate Thread
by Luk4 » Nov 11th, '14, 21:15
my personal favorite, cause someone had put a lot time in this,lol
30 Reasons Eminem is Bad for Music
1. Bigotry
Eminem is famous for rampant anti-
Semitism. His recent hit Without Me
complains "...well the FCZ won't let
me be," apparently referring to the
Founder's Conspiracy of Zionists, a
supposed secret jewish mind-control
plot often mentioned in Neo-Nazi
literature . Why doesn't somebody take
him to task on this?
2. Get the man a therapist
Eminem brags in his lyrics that he has
named his penis "Haley" and refers to
it constantly in his latest songs. And
we pay to listen?
3. Get the man a therapist part 2...
The "Haley" references include this
bizarre and deeply disturbing threat
toward his mother :
"Ma.... Haley's getting so big now,
you should see her, she's beautiful!
But you'll never see her, she won't
even be at your funeral!"
4. Get the man a therapist, part 3...
Did you notice that the famously
homophobic Eminem refers to his
genitalia as "she?" Why can't we get
help for this man?
5. The backwards mask
When played backwards, several of
Eminem's songs reveal curse words ,
including several instances of the
word cr*p.
6. Sexism
Women are nothing but mindless
receptacles for sex in Eminem's world,
as evidenced by his current hit Hot in
Here where he issues these
commands: "It's getting hot in here...
so take off all your clothes." In the
chorus a female voice responds in
submission, "I'm gonna take my
clothes off." A terrifying look into a
misogynist fantasy.
7. Read between the lines, part 2
If you listen closely to Without Me
Eminem threatens another man that
"you could get your ass kicked." At
best this is a reference to vindictive
animal cruelty, at worst it's a curse
word and should not be allowed in
music. If you interpret it as the latter,
replace the "a" above with an asterisk.
8. Why isn't he in jail?
Eminem repeatedly brags about his
criminal background, even stating in
one early song that he would "rock the
mic like a vandal." Is this the role
model you want for your children?
9. Worse than stealing
Enormous sales of Eminem albums in
recent years have detracted from
those of far superior artists, such as
Elvis Costello and Indigo Girls . There
are rumors that they will file a lawsuit.
10. Bigotry, part 2
In his hit film 8 Mile (which sources
tell me is a reference to the supposed
length of Eminem's penis) the star
issues this shameful "battle rap" tirade
toward an African-American opponent:
Get yo' negro rhymes out my white
face
You don't try to mess with the master
race
I'm gonna use rap to bring back
slavery
Then I'll shave your 'fro in my shavery
I bust Aryan rhymes from the phrase
to the letter
'Cuz anything blacks can do, whites
can do better.
11. Entertainment takes a brain
In his song The Real Slim Shady
Eminem commands followers to "circle
the parking lot" in their cars, and in
the next line commands:
...please stand up.
Put one of your fingers on each hand
up.
This would be impossible to do while
driving.
12. The numbers don't lie
Eminem is rap's most popular artist;
but a 1998 University of Chicago study
proved rap is the least enjoyable form
of popular music, probably due to its
horn deficit. Rap scored an 8.6 on the
Henderson Audiological Good Scale.
By comparison, the study found that
Classical music scored a 16.9,
Christian Rock a 19.6, and a
spectacular 22.4 for ska.
So why do rap fans pretend to enjoy
it?
13. Why isn't this man in jail? Part 2
Eminem confesses to several murders
in his lyrics (see Bonnie and Clyde
'97 ) and after more than five years of
an intensive homicide investigation,
police still have no evidence that
Eminem did not participate in the
murder of rapper Tupac Shakur .
14. What century is this?
Did anyone else find it disturbing that
all of the black characters in
Eminem's hit movie
8 Mile were played by Caucasian
actors in blackface?
15. He's a fraud
Listen closely to the beautiful chorus
of the song Stan . Do you hear it?
That's not Eminem's voice. Why don't
you give credit to whoever really did
the singing, Mr. Eminem? I guess he's
too young to have heard of Milli
Vanilli.
16. It's not true music
If you listen closely, you can hear that
Mr. Eminem's background music is
generated by a machine , and in fact
Eminem does not know how to play a
musical instrument . Isn't it strange
that we have made this man a
millionaire, when he is an inferior
musician to even I, who learned to
play the tuba in High School? Further,
music theorists prove that true music
must contain a horn section. To quote
Greek philosopher Asquintas:
Oh horn
The sword with which thou sad is
shorn
Men hath no frown when their world is
horned
Your golden blowsong, which demons
hath hated
Like a brass flaresnake, longing to be
inflated
17. Read between the lines
Some of the lyrics in another recent
hit, Closet, could be interpreted as
being insulting to his mother (his
mother being Michigan Senator Wilma
Shady) and to his father ( Leave it to
Beaver star Jerry Mathers). Eminem
relates an apparently traumatic
experience when his father "split" but
in reality his father returned just two
hours later.
18. Why isn't he in jail? Part 3
Eminem's song from a few years ago,
Cop Killer, encouraged violence
against police and is considered one
of the ugliest pieces of music ever
written.
19. Did I mention he should be in jail?
In Closet Eminem proudly declares, "I
got skeletons in my closet." It is
widely thought by me that this is the
skeleton of Tupac Shakur . Have the
police not heard this recording?
Wouldn't this song be grounds for a
search warrant?
20. Cinematic Idiocy
Speaking of 8 Mile , the final scene had
the audience I watched it with howling
with laughter. There is almost no way
to disarm a nuclear device using only
rap.
21. Original? Hardly
The song The Real Slim Shady is a
cover of the Roy Orbison song of the
same name, released in 1976.
22. The occult connection
In the lyrics of Without Me, Eminem
confesses he "created a monster." It
is widely thought that he performed a
ritual of Jewish mysticism to raise a
Golem. From the text, it was
apparently constructed of chopped
liver, wheat, and hard liquor.
23. The occult connection, part 2
It is widely thought that the
aforementioned Golem went on to
become Andrew W.K.
24. Know the Man
Eminem's hair is not naturally yellow;
he dies it chemically. Such physical
dishonesty has long been an indicator
of weak character. To quote Sartorius:
Beware the man with a tinted mane
For it is theft thou soul doth contain
He longs for your brother's oxen
He longs for your boy's ass
When he is near, keep both well-
chained!
25. Bringing out the worst in us...
Eminem glorifies cold, unfeeling
amorality with the lyrics:
Ice, ice, baby. Too cold, too cold.
Ice ice, baby. Too cold, too cold.
26. Excuses, excuses
Eminem claims in Cleaning Out my
Closet that he is a victim of
"Munchausen's Syndrome," apparently
as a way to defend his anti-woman
attitudes (Derrick Van Munchausen
was the real name of troubled 80's
pop star Rick James).
27. As further evidence...
In his hit Mongrels, Eminem states:
Impure races
In nonwhite places
Gonna rearrange your face
Like Trading Spaces
See anything wrong with those lyrics?
That's right; they're stolen word-for-
word from the hit Unwhite Holocaust
by Simon and Garfunkel .
28. Verbal filth
To quote the song Kill You:
Bitch I'ma kill you! You ain't got the
balls to beef
We ain't goin' never stop beefin' I
don't squash the beef
Why would we let our money support
this growing and malignant anti-
vegetarian movement?
29. The incomplete performer
Hey, Mr. Eminem. Standing still and
moving your arms slightly is not
dancing .
There is no question in my mind that
any performer who won't take the
time to learn the art of dance should
not be allowed to sign a record deal.
To quote Farquitheus:
The rod of joy smites the male
Whose limbs hath flail
Jump! Flail! Jump! Flail!
I have soiled myself.
30. Conspiracy of silence
It is widely thought that Eminem was
one of the key players in covering up
the faking of Tupac Shakur's death .
http://www.cracked.com/article_15745_30 ... music.html
30 Reasons Eminem is Bad for Music
1. Bigotry
Eminem is famous for rampant anti-
Semitism. His recent hit Without Me
complains "...well the FCZ won't let
me be," apparently referring to the
Founder's Conspiracy of Zionists, a
supposed secret jewish mind-control
plot often mentioned in Neo-Nazi
literature . Why doesn't somebody take
him to task on this?
2. Get the man a therapist
Eminem brags in his lyrics that he has
named his penis "Haley" and refers to
it constantly in his latest songs. And
we pay to listen?
3. Get the man a therapist part 2...
The "Haley" references include this
bizarre and deeply disturbing threat
toward his mother :
"Ma.... Haley's getting so big now,
you should see her, she's beautiful!
But you'll never see her, she won't
even be at your funeral!"
4. Get the man a therapist, part 3...
Did you notice that the famously
homophobic Eminem refers to his
genitalia as "she?" Why can't we get
help for this man?
5. The backwards mask
When played backwards, several of
Eminem's songs reveal curse words ,
including several instances of the
word cr*p.
6. Sexism
Women are nothing but mindless
receptacles for sex in Eminem's world,
as evidenced by his current hit Hot in
Here where he issues these
commands: "It's getting hot in here...
so take off all your clothes." In the
chorus a female voice responds in
submission, "I'm gonna take my
clothes off." A terrifying look into a
misogynist fantasy.
7. Read between the lines, part 2
If you listen closely to Without Me
Eminem threatens another man that
"you could get your ass kicked." At
best this is a reference to vindictive
animal cruelty, at worst it's a curse
word and should not be allowed in
music. If you interpret it as the latter,
replace the "a" above with an asterisk.
8. Why isn't he in jail?
Eminem repeatedly brags about his
criminal background, even stating in
one early song that he would "rock the
mic like a vandal." Is this the role
model you want for your children?
9. Worse than stealing
Enormous sales of Eminem albums in
recent years have detracted from
those of far superior artists, such as
Elvis Costello and Indigo Girls . There
are rumors that they will file a lawsuit.
10. Bigotry, part 2
In his hit film 8 Mile (which sources
tell me is a reference to the supposed
length of Eminem's penis) the star
issues this shameful "battle rap" tirade
toward an African-American opponent:
Get yo' negro rhymes out my white
face
You don't try to mess with the master
race
I'm gonna use rap to bring back
slavery
Then I'll shave your 'fro in my shavery
I bust Aryan rhymes from the phrase
to the letter
'Cuz anything blacks can do, whites
can do better.
11. Entertainment takes a brain
In his song The Real Slim Shady
Eminem commands followers to "circle
the parking lot" in their cars, and in
the next line commands:
...please stand up.
Put one of your fingers on each hand
up.
This would be impossible to do while
driving.
12. The numbers don't lie
Eminem is rap's most popular artist;
but a 1998 University of Chicago study
proved rap is the least enjoyable form
of popular music, probably due to its
horn deficit. Rap scored an 8.6 on the
Henderson Audiological Good Scale.
By comparison, the study found that
Classical music scored a 16.9,
Christian Rock a 19.6, and a
spectacular 22.4 for ska.
So why do rap fans pretend to enjoy
it?
13. Why isn't this man in jail? Part 2
Eminem confesses to several murders
in his lyrics (see Bonnie and Clyde
'97 ) and after more than five years of
an intensive homicide investigation,
police still have no evidence that
Eminem did not participate in the
murder of rapper Tupac Shakur .
14. What century is this?
Did anyone else find it disturbing that
all of the black characters in
Eminem's hit movie
8 Mile were played by Caucasian
actors in blackface?
15. He's a fraud
Listen closely to the beautiful chorus
of the song Stan . Do you hear it?
That's not Eminem's voice. Why don't
you give credit to whoever really did
the singing, Mr. Eminem? I guess he's
too young to have heard of Milli
Vanilli.
16. It's not true music
If you listen closely, you can hear that
Mr. Eminem's background music is
generated by a machine , and in fact
Eminem does not know how to play a
musical instrument . Isn't it strange
that we have made this man a
millionaire, when he is an inferior
musician to even I, who learned to
play the tuba in High School? Further,
music theorists prove that true music
must contain a horn section. To quote
Greek philosopher Asquintas:
Oh horn
The sword with which thou sad is
shorn
Men hath no frown when their world is
horned
Your golden blowsong, which demons
hath hated
Like a brass flaresnake, longing to be
inflated
17. Read between the lines
Some of the lyrics in another recent
hit, Closet, could be interpreted as
being insulting to his mother (his
mother being Michigan Senator Wilma
Shady) and to his father ( Leave it to
Beaver star Jerry Mathers). Eminem
relates an apparently traumatic
experience when his father "split" but
in reality his father returned just two
hours later.
18. Why isn't he in jail? Part 3
Eminem's song from a few years ago,
Cop Killer, encouraged violence
against police and is considered one
of the ugliest pieces of music ever
written.
19. Did I mention he should be in jail?
In Closet Eminem proudly declares, "I
got skeletons in my closet." It is
widely thought by me that this is the
skeleton of Tupac Shakur . Have the
police not heard this recording?
Wouldn't this song be grounds for a
search warrant?
20. Cinematic Idiocy
Speaking of 8 Mile , the final scene had
the audience I watched it with howling
with laughter. There is almost no way
to disarm a nuclear device using only
rap.
21. Original? Hardly
The song The Real Slim Shady is a
cover of the Roy Orbison song of the
same name, released in 1976.
22. The occult connection
In the lyrics of Without Me, Eminem
confesses he "created a monster." It
is widely thought that he performed a
ritual of Jewish mysticism to raise a
Golem. From the text, it was
apparently constructed of chopped
liver, wheat, and hard liquor.
23. The occult connection, part 2
It is widely thought that the
aforementioned Golem went on to
become Andrew W.K.
24. Know the Man
Eminem's hair is not naturally yellow;
he dies it chemically. Such physical
dishonesty has long been an indicator
of weak character. To quote Sartorius:
Beware the man with a tinted mane
For it is theft thou soul doth contain
He longs for your brother's oxen
He longs for your boy's ass
When he is near, keep both well-
chained!
25. Bringing out the worst in us...
Eminem glorifies cold, unfeeling
amorality with the lyrics:
Ice, ice, baby. Too cold, too cold.
Ice ice, baby. Too cold, too cold.
26. Excuses, excuses
Eminem claims in Cleaning Out my
Closet that he is a victim of
"Munchausen's Syndrome," apparently
as a way to defend his anti-woman
attitudes (Derrick Van Munchausen
was the real name of troubled 80's
pop star Rick James).
27. As further evidence...
In his hit Mongrels, Eminem states:
Impure races
In nonwhite places
Gonna rearrange your face
Like Trading Spaces
See anything wrong with those lyrics?
That's right; they're stolen word-for-
word from the hit Unwhite Holocaust
by Simon and Garfunkel .
28. Verbal filth
To quote the song Kill You:
Bitch I'ma kill you! You ain't got the
balls to beef
We ain't goin' never stop beefin' I
don't squash the beef
Why would we let our money support
this growing and malignant anti-
vegetarian movement?
29. The incomplete performer
Hey, Mr. Eminem. Standing still and
moving your arms slightly is not
dancing .
There is no question in my mind that
any performer who won't take the
time to learn the art of dance should
not be allowed to sign a record deal.
To quote Farquitheus:
The rod of joy smites the male
Whose limbs hath flail
Jump! Flail! Jump! Flail!
I have soiled myself.
30. Conspiracy of silence
It is widely thought that Eminem was
one of the key players in covering up
the faking of Tupac Shakur's death .
http://www.cracked.com/article_15745_30 ... music.html
Yo, you might see me joggin, you might see me walkin
You might see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog with it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar
hollerin at him cause the son of a bitch won't quit barkin...
You might see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog with it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar
hollerin at him cause the son of a bitch won't quit barkin...
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Re: Official Eminem Hate Thread
by Rafael » Nov 11th, '14, 21:17
Blogs McGooch wrote:Rafael wrote:Not a fan of his flow lately...
Also, his verse in the cypher was pretty meh. In between the childish, immature lyrics and pausing to drink Red Bull, I don't know how anyone could call this the "verse of a lifetime" or "his best verse in 10 years".
Are these your own personal complaints m8?
They are. I feel so much better now that I got that off my chest :'''')
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Re: Official Eminem Hate Thread
by yoda you can call me » Nov 11th, '14, 21:43
He's the best white rapper.
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Re: Official Eminem Hate Thread
by shadyphantom91 » Nov 11th, '14, 21:51
"Crooked I had the best verse in the cypher but Eminem's dickriding fans won't acknowledge that."
"Eminem is overrated he isn't even top 20 as I could name 20 rappers better than him"
"Eminem isn't real hip hop he's hip-pop"
"Eminem is overrated he isn't even top 20 as I could name 20 rappers better than him"
"Eminem isn't real hip hop he's hip-pop"
[b]I float like B.I.G.'s spirit in this bitch I'm ghostly
Rush me, cause you aint gonna live to roast me/b]
Rush me, cause you aint gonna live to roast me/b]
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Re: Official Eminem Hate Thread
by Ares » Nov 11th, '14, 21:54
"trash rapper who thinks that rapping fast makes him the best rapper. learn how to flow faggot"
~Me
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Re: Official Eminem Hate Thread
by Ares » Nov 11th, '14, 21:55
DetroitSkills wrote:This song ain't bad but Eminem fell off, Guts Over Fear sucks, MMLP2 was 5/10.
Lil Wayne fell off in 2012/2013 but he is back now & he been running hip-hop this year.
THA CARTER V (drops on December 9th) is gonna be better than SHADY XV.
so much truth in one post damn
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Re: Official Eminem Hate Thread
by Drax207 » Nov 11th, '14, 22:32
Ares wrote:"trash rapper who thinks that rapping fast makes him the best rapper. learn how to flow faggot"
~Me
This ... is kinda true. In a way.
My Music Box, #1 Em song <Insert Insult Here> #Slumerican
Mr. Porter wrote:csw621 wrote:Mr. Porter wrote:I also thought he sounded off-beat.
Porter plz, don't you have a youtube awards performance to fuck up
As a matter of fact I do. Thanks for reminding me.
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Re: Official Eminem Hate Thread
by shadyblogger » Nov 11th, '14, 22:32
Ares wrote:"trash rapper who thinks that rapping fast makes him the best rapper. learn how to flow faggot"
~Me
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Re: Official Eminem Hate Thread
by shadyblogger » Nov 11th, '14, 22:41
StayWideAwake wrote:YouTube wrote:-If you like eminem you're a fucking faggot lol
-Drake and Rick Ross >>>> M&M
-Before Eminem was one of my favourite singers, but now I hate him... You don't know Lana Del Rey and you wanna punch her right in the face twice... Idiot
-I hope em finds christ..forgive him ..he is blinded
-I just don't understand why someone calls this music, it's all about him saying idiotic things and supporting domestic violence and all that kind of stuff. Well he wants to punch Lana into the face? I am gonna stand between them
-These beats are nothing compared to the classics of Bach Or Mozart. Only swagfag 9gagers listen to this dreck content
-Punching lana del rey on the face? wow you like punching girls in the face! Psycho cunt! He's promoting hatred and violence I hated him since he came out! This scum says bullshit and other scums are so in love with BS. Eminem is WHITE GARBAGE PSYCHO DRUGS ADDICT SICK ASS creature.
Holy fuck some of those are pretty funny
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Re: Official Eminem Hate Thread
by yoda you can call me » Nov 11th, '14, 22:46
StayWideAwake wrote:YouTube wrote:-If you like eminem you're a fucking faggot lol
-Drake and Rick Ross >>>> M&M
-Before Eminem was one of my favourite singers, but now I hate him... You don't know Lana Del Rey and you wanna punch her right in the face twice... Idiot
-I hope em finds christ..forgive him ..he is blinded
-I just don't understand why someone calls this music, it's all about him saying idiotic things and supporting domestic violence and all that kind of stuff. Well he wants to punch Lana into the face? I am gonna stand between them
-These beats are nothing compared to the classics of Bach Or Mozart. Only swagfag 9gagers listen to this dreck content
-Punching lana del rey on the face? wow you like punching girls in the face! Psycho cunt! He's promoting hatred and violence I hated him since he came out! This scum says bullshit and other scums are so in love with BS. Eminem is WHITE GARBAGE PSYCHO DRUGS ADDICT SICK ASS creature.
Yikes!!!
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Re: Official Eminem Hate Thread
by DetroitSkills » Nov 11th, '14, 22:47
Eminems verse in Cypher regarding Lana del Rey and Ray Rice makes me sick. Glamorizing violence towards women is so not cool.
MMLP2 11.5.13
#teamEncore
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Re: Official Eminem Hate Thread
by FriedSchizoprenic » Nov 11th, '14, 22:49
Eminem was great, shame he sayed that line about Lana, now he is a fucking faggot and i hope he dies.
hi bro i have a question do you got a problem like a problem i can resolve what you mean you are going to punch me bro i just want to see aaaah aaaah stop stop is a prank is a praaaaaaaaank
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Re: Official Eminem Hate Thread
by yoda you can call me » Nov 11th, '14, 22:52
Youtube, where the fucktards frequent
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