''I try to keep it positive and play it cool
Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in school (Stay in school)''
''I'll show you pussyfooting, I'll kick a bitch in the cunt till it makes queef and sounds like a fucking whoopee cushion''
funniest eminem lines
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Re: funniest eminem lines
by Mathers » May 25th, '13, 18:50
Fuck top five, bitch, I'm top four
And that includes Biggie and Pac, whore
And I got an Evil Twin
So who the fuck do you think that third and that fourth spot's for?
And that includes Biggie and Pac, whore
And I got an Evil Twin
So who the fuck do you think that third and that fourth spot's for?
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Re: funniest eminem lines
by SliK » May 26th, '13, 01:34
"...I'll vanish off the face of this planet
and come back speaking so much Spanish Pun can't even understand it!"
and come back speaking so much Spanish Pun can't even understand it!"
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Re: funniest eminem lines
by Willy » May 26th, '13, 07:30
I always grin when I hear: "I don't got that bad of a mouth do I? Fuck, shit-ass, bitch, cunt, shooby-de-do-wop..." Who Knew is on another level.
Fuck Willou
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Re: funniest eminem lines
by CrashBand » May 26th, '13, 07:36
Coulter wrote:"I can describe areas of your house you wouldn't find on an episode of Cribs."
I'm pretty sure on Mariah's Cribs episode she wouldn't show her bedroom
I'm not tryin to be rude, but I sincerely wanna fuck the taste out of your mouth
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Re: funniest eminem lines
by CrashBand » May 26th, '13, 07:37
Willy wrote:I always grin when I hear: "I don't got that bad of a mouth do I? Fuck, shit-ass, bitch, cunt, shooby-de-do-wop..." Who Knew is on another level.
I get a similar reaction from "Fuck that, take drugs, rape sluts"
I'm not tryin to be rude, but I sincerely wanna fuck the taste out of your mouth
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