Eminem House Alarms Set Off Wednesday

[TommyRJackson]

Man have you vegetarians even tried deer meat? Good stuff. Grow some hair on your nuts (the ones of you that are guys anyway), take off your skinny jeans, and eat some damn meat

[AnalKiddo]

I'd bet my right nut that there will be a future reference to the Deer on an Eminem song.

If I know recent Eminem correctly:

My house is so big no one dares to go near
And something tried to jump my fence, oh deer!

Nawww, say that with an accent and it's perfect for Relapse

[ShadyNarkoticz]

Koolo sent the deer to hack Marshall's computer

Damn, who would have known there are PETA STANS defending STAN DEERS.

[OMEGA]

Koolo sent the deer to hack Marshall's computer

Actually, Koolo was the deer. It was a costume.

[Wreck]

STAN DEER

On the serious side, poor deer .

[RainMan44]

Hey, look at the bright side....new inspiration for Em? Maybe a dedication song to the deer?

[slicknickshady]

The photo is heartbreaking. It is sad when any animal dies and one dieing this way is tragic. But some of you are acting like Em killed it. The deer did it to himself. It's tragic. It's sad. It was probably a painful way to go. But EM had nothing to do with it.

What was Em supposed to do? Bring it back to life and set it on it's way? Yes, Em may be the God or Rap but he's not going to bring something to life.

[mdemaz]

You know you've succeeded in life when you got animals that try to break into your home.

[Atone]

yall seriously need to stop cryin for the deer, who gives a fuck, it's a deer, i'm from iowa, where deer die everyday, fuckers are suicidle as fuck, always jumpin in front of cars on icy roads, causin alot of fuckin damage to cars, trust me, i know this first hand,

[Cam_24]

Exactly ^ I couldn't tell you how many times I've had to swerve to miss a deer. They're a pain in the ass.

[Atone]

Exactly ^ I couldn't tell you how many times I've had to swerve to miss a deer. They're a pain in the ass.

never swerve man, that could be the worst thing, i had a friend flip his car tryin to swerve to miss a deer, and then one night, foggy as fuck, goin 65 my friend smashed a deer, it was 30 below zero and i was in iowa at the time, basicly everything is in the middle of fuckin nowhere, the car was undriveable, so we haed to wait inthe cold ass weather for somebody to pick us up, the deer was layin dead in a ditch and we decided to kick the fuck out of it cuz we was all pissed lol

[mdemaz]

Deers are like flies man...

[Atone]

no, deers are like emo kids with down syndrom

[Iris]

STAN DEER

New forum joke...

[Sam.]

STAN DEER

DEAR STAN .