Have Eminem and Dr. Dre Actually Had Sex?

by **Whitefox** » Jul 15th, '13, 15:55

Ken Kaniff skit when Ken Calls him with an offer to suck a dick. Eminem is so full of desire about gays to call him that he did a whole skit about it. And Ken Kannif is played by Eminem himself.... Eminem want to suck his own dick. He has deleted his ribs to do that, thats why his latest perfomances are so awkward

by **eminembound** » Jul 15th, '13, 16:22

SajN wrote:
Whitefox wrote:So does all this mean that Eminem through his carreer just wanted to tell the world that he is gay?

We all know Eminem is kind of socially awkward. Maybe he didn't find another way to do it.

Don't worry, Em. Stans get you. :console:

by **Devil'sAdvocate** » Jul 15th, '13, 17:35

This is the best thread currently on TRshady and its the best for a long while now.

by **UofLCard** » Jul 15th, '13, 17:50

Dr. Dre? (What up?)
I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)
Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)
And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)

by **CanadaPure** » Jul 15th, '13, 19:06

UofLCard wrote:Dr. Dre? (What up?)
I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)
Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)
And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)

Then he goes into that whole penis flinching quarterback shit, oh. my. god.

Also,

I got a riddle, what's little and talks big with midget arms and creamy white fillin' in the middle?

You know what does? Dr. Dre's Penis.

by **Devil'sAdvocate** » Jul 15th, '13, 19:18

I doubt Dre's dick is little, and surely not during the time that song was released, maybe nowadays with all the steroids and proteins, Dre's joint must of sucked in to the pelvis...

but the evidence is overwhelming indeed.

by **CanadaPure** » Jul 15th, '13, 19:21

Devil'sAdvocate wrote:I doubt Dre's dick is little, and surely not during the time that song was released, maybe nowadays with all the steroids and proteins, Dre's joint must of sucked in to the pelvis...

but the evidence is overwhelming indeed.

I'm pretty sure he was actually comparing Dre's dick to the length of a midgets arm, little was referencing the girth.

by **Rafael** » Jul 15th, '13, 19:41

Aone10 you're killing me :laughing:

I wish I coild use that entire post as my sig... But its too long :laughing:

by **CanadaPure** » Jul 15th, '13, 19:46

Jesus Christ, guys, what if Eminem is the original homosexual and all this "subliminal homosexual imagery" that Aone10 is talking about is what is turning millions of people homosexual around the world?

by **Kill You** » Jul 15th, '13, 20:10

Aone10 wrote:Then ofcourse we have the ICP conspiracy.

It appears that ICP and Eminem's feud began over homosexuality. If you listen to the Ken Kaniff skit you can hear ICP clearly mistaking Ken Kaniff for Eminem, perhaps due to the fact that they were so accustomed to sucking Eminem's penis prior to him becoming a famous rap star.

Slim Anus is perhaps the original recording of My Name Is (which probably slipped out of Eminem's pocket during one of these oral sex sessions) and ICP decided to leak the song once Eminem left them for a much bigger penis in Dr. Dre, resulting in their beef.

"Slim Anus, you damn right Slim Anus, I don't get fucked in mine, like you two little flaming faggots"

Eminem was clearly the pitcher while ICP was catching during their secret homosexual relationship. It appears that Eminem was in denial about taking Dr. Dre's penis during the recording of Marshall Mathers.

Now this all is just speculation, but it seems like Interscope forced Eminem to change the lyrics on Slim Anus as they felt the world wasn't ready for an artist as big as Dr. Dre to come out of the closet, instead, they chose to sneak in subliminal messages throughout Eminem's career to hint at the truth about their homosexuality.

As of Recovery, Eminem has become one of the best selling artists in the world and a pop culture icon on the bassis of a homosexual subliminal message.

Now.....

WE MAY BE GETTING AN OUT OF THE CLOSET EMINEM ON THE 8TH ALBUM. The "secret" will be revealed, in a world where homosexuality is gaining more and more acceptance. This will be revolutionary and will shock the masses. Perhaps this is why the album has taken so long, Eminem, Dre, and Interscope have finally decided that it is time to let the world know and become the face of homosexuality in hip-hop. Dr. Dre and Eminem were putting the final touches on the album earlier this year, but it appears that their strong passion for each other has resulted in steaming hot homo-erotic sex everytime they link up in the studio, thus delaying the mixing stage that the album is currently in.

Royce DID say that Marshall was going to shock the world.........

by **Kill You** » Jul 15th, '13, 20:18

It's a whole gay rapper conspiracy. Eventually every rapper is going to start coming out through their music. Wow, I guess Em really did break down barriers.

by **Notalius** » Jul 16th, '13, 01:17

Now there he goes in Dre's studio cuppin his balls
Screaming the wood off the panelling
And cussing the paint off the walls

- it's obvious

by **CanadaPure** » Jul 16th, '13, 01:31

Amadeo wrote:No, they haven't.

Eminem and Dre are both straight.

I do believe that you are incorrect, and possibly in denial about your own homosexuality.

by **Epidemik** » Jul 16th, '13, 03:30

Eminem definitely be on some gay shit

Canopy Freestyle

yo yesterday i seen this girl from around the way
& she had nice titties & ass
& i said damn i cant let u pass
so i walked up 2 her & said miss
can i give ur asshole a kiss
she said yes she said no
then she said yes but spank me slow
so i did then the next thing u know
she said heres my # holler @ the kid
i said holler @ the kid
i dont understand
holy shit the damn chick was a man

ya i like a girl 2
a girl thats my world
u know the kind that reminds me of a squirrel
cuz she always got her nuts in my mouth (he clearly slips, and exposes himself)
(whoops) i mean her mouth
is what i meant 2 say
i wont put my own nuts in my mouth cuz it wont fit hey
ok so listen 2 what im tryin 2 say
let me rewind & regain my composure......

by **CanadaPure** » Jul 16th, '13, 04:48

Amadeo wrote:
CanadaPure wrote:
Amadeo wrote:No, they haven't.

Eminem and Dre are both straight.

I do believe that you are incorrect, and possibly in denial about your own homosexuality.

No, I'm not homosexual or in denial about being homosexual.

All evidence points to Dr Dre and Eminem being straight.

Have you ever contemplated becoming a homosexual?

Acceptable actions indicating contemplation of becoming homosexual include, looking at another man's ass, thinking about sucking a dick, or salivating when a man displays his six pack abs in public.

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