After a night of drinking you wake up NAKED next to Eminem.

[therapist]

What do you do?

[therapist]

Cut off his dick and drive off in the sunshine(set).

Bwahaha. Frame that shit. @ housewarming party - AND this, above the fireplace, is the penis of the Rap God himself.

[Never_Enough]

WTF WE JUST DID?
OH WELL, AT LEAST WRITE A SONG ABOUT ME YOU FAGGOT

[arc9944]

Surprise Buttsecks

[therapist]

Surprise Buttsecks

You look in the mirror, realize you are Ken. Then you wake up.

[Jimmy Conway]

Assuming my clothes are in the room I get my phone out and take a picture of us and either black mail him or sell it, or both. Whatever gets me the most money. Therapy is probably expensive.

[therapist]

Assuming my clothes are in the room I get my phone out and take a picture of us and either black mail him or sell it, or both. Whatever gets me the most money. Therapy is probably expensive.

I hope I don't come off homo by saying this... but as a straight man, I would have no problem finding out I had sex with Eminem. I might just force myself to be gay after that.

[Raul]

'Good morning, looking-boy'.

[arc9944]

Surprise Buttsecks

You look in the mirror, realize you are Ken. Then you wake up.

Still Suprise Buttsecks

[Never_Enough]

'Good morning, looking-boy'.

[LK5]

Sneak out before he wakes up

[therapist]

I just got the checking into rehab reference after listening to Love Game again. Brilliant ha

[therapist]

Spoon him.

Well that's given. You wake up spooning him, thinking it's a chick. Then you feel the dick. You sit up alert, rubbing your eyes, unable to believe what you're seeing. Then you go back to spooning.

[kasia]

Take a picture.

[therapist]

Take a picture.

Gotta make sure to flip him over so you can blackmail him for his tiny penis :P