My pickup line if I was Em would be....

[guesswhosback08]

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow this opprotunity comes once in a lifetime

[yoda you can call me]

He reused it in Richard for that purpose bruh

[guesswhosback08]

i guess my point of making this thread is to get a conversation going about what it would be like to be eminem and go out to a club or something, and how you would use that power, either for good or bad nah mean dawg

[Solace]

If I was Eminem I wouldn't be clubbing with pick-up lines

[Notalius]

If I was Eminem I would fuck kim

[Excita]

If I was Eminem I would fuck kim

Shit, why Notalius could suck him.
Them multies, man.

[metsfan1121]

I think these are probably his favorite pick up lines:

"Hey Girl, call me the butt police cause I'm looking at that REAR REAR REAR"

"Hey girl, they call me Godzilla cause my dick's draggin"

"Hey girl, you make my pee pee go DOING DOING DOING"

Or if he's feeling a little premisicuos

"Hey boy, is it gay if I pretended it's a female's butt?"

[guesswhosback08]

If I was him I would dye my hair pink and do a song and make a music video with Miley Cyrus just to see the reaction on the internet. He's getting a bit too predictable for my taste nowadays so if I were him I would just use my fame to fuck with people

[kkaniff]

I'm Eminem?

[yoda you can call me]

If I was Eminem I would fuck kim

Shit, why Notalius could suck him.
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This guy Excitaz, is good looking

[Excita]

If I was Eminem I would fuck kim

Shit, why Notalius could suck him.
.

This guy Excitaz, is good looking

With my man Yoda, you'd shook cooking soda with a boner

[Solace]

With my man Yoda, you'd shook cooking soda with a boner

Accurate Tech N9ne impression bro

[Excita]

I dunno know, every time i'm writing i'm trying to do it like that, because i'm trying to learn the technical part of rapping, lol.

[slims]

hi, my name is.
That's all it would take.

[csw621]

Accurate Tech N9ne impression bro

Acumen says next in line to die is them then you.