Here are cats that is bettuh dan Eminem:
*A couple rappers who only rap about how good they are at rapping with every multi they use being 3-5 syllables in length in nothing but A-to-A patterns. They deliver said lyrics in a lifeless, monotone flow.
Yo, when I grab the mic, I'm rapping tight
This cat is nice, I leave yo molecules and atoms spliced
siiiiiick. waaaay doper den eminem, boi. he gots much bettuh metaphors n lyrical content/subject mattah. Dis is pure POETRY.
*A couple rappers who rap random, nonsensical gibberish in Ebonics in a lifeless, monotone flow.
Yo, I packs the mac millie, cats got the mags, you get smacked silly
Slingin' them packs of phillies and yak, ya feel me?
Dis is rill hip hawp, son. Not dat immature bullshit for angry teenagers.
*A 9/11 conspiracy theory, pot smoking clown.
Across the border, they be sneakin' flouride in our water
Under Presidential orders, disorder, mind control, cancer supporters
Speak the truth! Dis cat better be careful, though, the Illuminati don't like it when smart cats start questioning the corruption within the New World Order. Big Pharma be monitoring Google, too, they be tracking uprisings.
*And a pseudo-intellectual rapper or two with borderline nonsensical lyrics. This guy is usually white.
I'm as vivid as Icarus with visions of censorship
Omnipotent sentences with a semblance of sentience
WOAH, this is insane. Does this cat have the biggest vocabulary in hip hawp?
All dese cats is better than em. em is tight but then we get that just lose it bullshit and dose songs about him raping his mom n killin his wife. learn sumthin bout rill hip hawp, stans.
