Eminem puns that people might not have noticed.

[FriedSchizoprenic]

Well, i decided to make a similar thread of the one about rhymes but instead with puns. I am pretty surprised there wasn't one before.

Anyways, here are some puns of MMLP to start the thread.

Under The Influence:
"So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurting
(Bitch it's too late)
Cause once you're hung from the drapes, it's curtains"

Drug Ballad:

"Seventeen years later I'm as Rude as Jude"

Kill You:

"I ain't "acid rap," but I rap on acid

Marshall Mathers:

"Double barrel 12-gauge bigger than Chris Wallace"


And for last, this masterpiece:

"Slim Anus? You damn right, slim anus
I don't get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots"

Share more good puns!

[Notalius]

You are the only one that didn't get those

[shadyblogger]

Language barrier

[FriedSchizoprenic]

You are the only one that didn't get those

Um? I understand the puns. In fact i am obsessed with puns lol.

[SliK]

pun

noun

a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.
"the Railway Society reception was an informal party of people of all stations (excuse the pun) in life"
synonyms: play on words, wordplay, double entendre, double meaning, innuendo, witticism, quip

[FriedSchizoprenic]

pun

noun

a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.
"the Railway Society reception was an informal party of people of all stations (excuse the pun) in life"
synonyms: play on words, wordplay, double entendre, double meaning, innuendo, witticism, quip

Oh, i see. I confuse some lines with puns, sorry. Thinking they got double meaning.

Im going to edit. Meanwhile, share!

[csw621]

srs, that ambush line in above the law is genius

[EminemBase]

I only recently noticed "I'm nuts! then again who the fuck wants a plain Eminem?" which is dope as hell as both levels work perfectly and nothing about the sentence was compromised to achieve it. His MMLP2 pun game is top-fucking-notch, some truly excellent and creative wordplay.

I only just noticed it as I realised he said the word 'plain' though, up until then I couldn't quite hear him and thought he said 'playing' or something else and was just generically saying I'm nuts!. But yeah, that shit works great.

Nuts/Nuts - Eminem/M&M - Who wants a plain Eminem/M&M?/Two separate word puns and then an idea pun @ who wants a plain Eminem... being a response to the recent 'mature / pop / Recovery' shit + dying his hair of course and implying that makes him nuts again + who wants a plain m&m the chocolate, which is actually a valid statement without it pertaining to himself as a pun lol.

That's dope.

[DetroitSkills]

His MMLP2 pun game is top-fucking-notch, some truly excellent and creative wordplay.
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[ShadyxEminem]

I gave Bruce Wayne a Valium and said: "Settle your fucking ass down
I'm ready for combat, man" Get it? Calm Batman, nah. So cringeworthy lol, but I didn't get it until I looked it up on Rap Genius.

His word play definitely has gotten better from Recovery to MMLP2... A lot better.

[Mr Change]

I only recently noticed "I'm nuts! then again who the fuck wants a plain Eminem?" which is dope as hell as both levels work perfectly and nothing about the sentence was compromised to achieve it. His MMLP2 pun game is top-fucking-notch, some truly excellent and creative wordplay.

I only just noticed it as I realised he said the word 'plain' though, up until then I couldn't quite hear him and thought he said 'playing' or something else and was just generically saying I'm nuts!. But yeah, that shit works great.

Nuts/Nuts - Eminem/M&M - Who wants a plain Eminem/M&M?/Two separate word puns and then an idea pun @ who wants a plain Eminem... being a response to the recent 'mature / pop / Recovery' shit + dying his hair of course and implying that makes him nuts again + who wants a plain m&m the chocolate, which is actually a valid statement without it pertaining to himself as a pun lol.

That's dope.

one of the most underrated MMLP2 lines

[slims]

You're so outdated, you should mingle a while.
Maybe?

[Mr Change]

"The day I don't say fuck you all, you can throw me through it!"
From his cxvpher verse. When you say 'fuck you all' it sounds like 'fuck you wall'

When he stops saying fuck you (w)all, you can throw him through it(the wall)

I didn't pick that one up in the first few listens

[boonim]

You're so outdated, you should mingle a while.
Maybe?

Starts earlier ... "...Singling you out..."

[slims]

Ah, okay.