Well, i decided to make a similar thread of the one about rhymes but instead with puns. I am pretty surprised there wasn't one before.
Anyways, here are some puns of MMLP to start the thread.
Under The Influence:
"So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurting
(Bitch it's too late)
Cause once you're hung from the drapes, it's curtains"
Drug Ballad:
"Seventeen years later I'm as Rude as Jude"
Kill You:
"I ain't "acid rap," but I rap on acid
Marshall Mathers:
"Double barrel 12-gauge bigger than Chris Wallace"
And for last, this masterpiece:
"Slim Anus? You damn right, slim anus
I don't get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots"
Share more good puns!