Hey, did you know Eminem is 42? ...He's 42. That's even older than 41, which is even older than 40. It's time he starts acting his age.
Instead of rhyming 23 syllables at a time and saying hyperbolic things that might offend tumblr feminists (which is cool at 25, but not at 42), he should be rapping about the importance of getting a prostate exam and diversifying your 401K portfolio.
Actually, Eminem should really do that. He should make an album called "Mature" and have every track talking about middle aged life, just to see the media response. Track list...
1. Skit: Eminem drives his daughters to soccer practice
2. Minivan
3. Gardening
4. Hailie's Report Card
5. Gluten-Free Weight Watching
6. Costco Shopping
7. Skit: Eminem calls his State Farm insurance agent
8. Get Off My Lawn
9. In My Day
10. Strange Weather We're Having
11. Golfing
12. Time For Yoga
etc.
Thing is, he could totally pull this off if he wanted to. Maybe he does that up until the last track, and then on the last track, just goes, "AH, FUCK IT" in the intro, and goes back to the 23-syllable "shock" multis.