Best Redman lines (Long read)

[ShadyMathers]

Quotes from the man that is called the greatest by Em

"Do a driveby, fukk that, I walk by and I spray shit
then carve my name in your pavement"

"Three years for carryin a loaded handgun
But it's forever when a nigga BLAOW! and he lands one"

"So fuck all you fools out there with the large vocabulary, in your sentence
I don't need that shit to pay my rent with"

"My lyrical format/ sounds off like gun claps/ underground, where you need flashlights and hard hats"

"Switchin speeds like Bruce Lee/ ridin a Fuji/ in a movie/
I drop it on the one, fuck the two-three/
Funky like a box of coochies/ on loose leaf"

"My style is Milk of Magnesia/ clutch divide speed and bust/ the more the merrier/ secure the area/ my life familia/
is ultimate superior/ we dont jack cars
we jack for aircraft carriers"

"Verbally, I sew they brains up like Trapper/
John M.D./ got nine millis/ made of lacquer/
Count Dracula/ back with the/ toe tap with the/
Get Biz like Mark fuel-injected like Maximas"

"I'm rough enough ta/ fuck up another white man trucker/
Redman's evil like the board of ouiji/ nikkas could smoke
a whole pound of weed and couldn't see me off the TV"

" I do a lot of stupid shit when I be smokin
One time I left my truck runnin in Brooklyn WIDE OPEN"

"I forget who I call, ask for Nia ("Hello, can I talk to Nia?)
and it's Tonya ("Oh shit!")
Click over ("Whassup bitch?"... "Oh, hi momma!")"

"Yo, when I'm on stage rhymin I forget what state that I'm in
The *****es numbers I lost, my Baby Momma find em
I played the lottery, forty million that day
I probably won the motherfucker but I forgot that I played!"

"Aiyyo Cali niggas got Bomb -- that same Bomb
made me forget my momma's birthday and it's tattoed on my arm"

"Smokin the L with Doc earn Frequent Flyin Miles"

"Aim at your party, hit the wrong group
HAPPY BIR- ooh, ooh, ooh, oops "

"I lived in the same building with Mr. Spock and Captain Kirk
Got R2D2 and Mork from Ork puttin in work"

"I'm not a warrior or Bavarian type of nigga
I'm just quick to smoke your family, then fuck your sister"

"Waters out I got orders to kill em softly
I wouldn't leave a trace if I died and police chalked me"

"Lick off a shot and hit ya fam by mistake
So I erase the whole front row at the wake"

"I'm like RRRAHHH RRRAHHHH, like I had cerebral palsy
My flows be's wet like all you girls drawers be
Crack the Phils, spread the buddha then the hidash
Roll it up and then ask, who chipped in for the ten bag?"

"It's the truth, like vodk' one-eighty proof
Don't drop your drawers, I'll **** through your daisy dukes (true!)"

"A menace like Dennis, I got game like tennis
I can french-kiss my lyrics, then I run trains with a sentence
Lord have mercy! It's too much funk to cope with
Droppin dope shit after dope shit, we're atrocious
That's from the lungs, that rings from here to kingdom come
And I don't have to be a Special Ed to get dumb!! "

"I carry weight, 38's in the waist
Battling me is like thirty 8's in Kuwait"

"I'll fist fight a slut
That'll leave her mouth red like pistachio nuts
You lift the band-aid, you see RED in the cut"

"At the show, ill be shyttin' out my mouth like my colon closed"

"My gun is bisexual
It's hittin male or female when I'm lettin go"

"This is a code alert; my truck rim size da number
on Jordan shirt, 23's got to work "

"I carry two guns to give you second hand smoke"

"Your record label got your staff gassed
Thinkin you gonna sell two mil cakes real fast
But you're flopped, and your imaged choked like a tec
Now, who freakin style your ass gonna steal next?
Are there any more imitators in the house?? There are no
Bust like NBA Jams, and you can have Chicago"

"If you got the hots to get your knot rocked
Twice my device, Run-D (The) MC's from my Rock Box"

"I'm the bomb, ringin off all types alarms
My palms, be swift with the +pen+ like +Lynn Swann+"

"I roll with forward high punches, spit a flame like Liu Kang
Burnin yo' membranes, when the wind change
Mad explicit was splifted, my scriptures
leavin your mic boney like that +Tale of the Crypt+ biitch
Uhh! All y'all niiggaz suck my balls one time
While I unwind I'm bustin yo' ass counter-clockwise"

"I fly more heads than Continental
Wreck ya 5 times like US AIR off an instrumental
Look I'm not a half way crook with bad looks
But I may murder your case like your name was Cal Brooks"

"Manslaughter in alphabetical order for four quarters
raw water turn sons to grandaughters"

"And when they bark they turn your sunny days to dark
You play the back like Rosa Parks when the arc sparks
I bang rawly, do you orally
My horny sounds will pound more heavy than E-40"

"The words you talk, that'll be the words you walk
Body you in the bed where the nurses are
Put your vein out, watch me insert the dart
til it plagues from Bricks to the Persian Gulf
Light circuits off, thirty-third of my brain is off
That explains why my language off
My gun aim and cough, y'all ain't trained to brawl
Y'all more like in trainin bras
Wet behind the ear, you're not prepared
for the project flow, with extra stairs
I pass out a vest to wear (bullets, FLYIN)
Yo, the hard wire, startin barn fires
Pullin mad, so you know it's me
and your weed got more seeds than ODB"

[firepower]

LoL, some sick lines here
Redman is in my top 5

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