The 69 most pause-worthy lyrics in Hip-Hop history

[mcZu]

So, for your pleasure* (and ours*), team Complex put our heads together* and dug into the annals* of rap to find the 69* greatest lyrical boners* buried in hip-hop history, retroactively relieving these MCs* from any sensual scrutiny*. For more penetrating* insight, we propositioned* the Twitter sensations known as Pause Police to get behind us* and give us a hand* by issuing stiff* sentences to each MC (Click here to buy Pause Police T-shirts and stickers*, kids!). Read on to find out which rappers are on top*, which ones are on bottom*, and who’s in pole position*. We went hard*, so savor our package!*

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[Sleepy]

Canibus-2cd round knockout

You might got more cash than me / But you ain’t got the skills to eat a nigga’s ass like me.”

pharell in rockstar

“You ain’t heard that we swallow guys

propz for the link

[Cwayon_Murder]

Oh fuck, these are hilarious rofl

[Fa-Q]

They had a line by Em that wasnt gay...but they didnt have the one in my dads gone crazy "All this time me and dre have been fucking with hats off (Der:Suck it marshall)" WOW

[Xray]

Lmfaooo funny ass shit.

[mcZu]

But you ain’t got the skills to eat a *****’s ass like me

Canibus should have had ''pause'' echoing after that line lmfao....

[Tornado]

“Suck my dick! / And all you niggas that’s been to jail before know it’s about to get thick / Let’s get it on baby.”
-DMX “What’s My Name”

LMAO

[DrRapid]

Funny shit really

[Hadez]

this is retarded... .