Best Rap Punchlines

[Colossus]

What are some of your favorite? I'm just gonna start posting them 3 at a time to keep it going.

"I got next(necks) like the Boston Strangler" - Binary Star

"I acapella the whole left side of his chest" - Joe Budden

"I'm like shot clocks, interstate cops, and blood clots
my point is your flow gets stopped" - Talib Kweli

[shadyfreakzul]

I dont owe(O) you(U)like two vowels-Lil wayne
If you get Credit for your verses its because you cant afford it-Joe budden
I'll make your career come to a halt/like what relapse did to asher roth-Chino Xl
To make it BIG you need a lil kim- Fabolous
I'm not gonna stop till my HIP dont Hop anymore- Eminem

[classthe_king]

All Copywrite-
Any of yall hatin will have hell to pay.. the bald satan (Toupee)
You're like a child in a bath tub, you might wanna duck
If my flow was any harder it'd be a solid
I drop fly shit like a G-4 private jet
I'm hittin fire that lights most chrome grills till I get higher then Mike Jones phone bill

That's just a couple

[Colossus]

"I don't love the game. I'm the shot clock, way above the game" - Mos Def
"Now they just gon' front, like my joints is on proactive and they just don't bump" - Method Man
"So pick a BC date cause you're history" - Big Daddy Kane

[Just Silver]

Anything Cassidy says period..

[Colossus]

"Don't make me go get the gun out of the trunk,
cause ill make yaw pussys bleed like its that time of the month" - Cassidy

"you H-to the izz-O, M to the izz-O, (HOMO)
for shizzle you phony the rapper version of Sisqo" - Nas

"I make you a laughin' stock
So shook, I could walk a half a block and feel the aftershocks" - Wordsworth

[Almostlity]

I'll make your career come to a halt/like what relapse did to asher roth-Chino Xl

I lol'd so badly when i first heard that line, ahaha

ontopic:

Ask bevis, I get nothin but-head (Big L) <-- CLASSICKKKKKKK

I know the rocks botherin ya vision, But reach and I'll put a dot on ya head like it's part of yo religion (Lloyd Banks)

Every verse you spit you get pissed on like a pregnancy test(Cassidy)


Step to this and get shanked up, I knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bankrupt(Big L)

Toy Story 2, been buzz for lightyears (Chino XL)

So ahead of my time my parent havent met yet(Big L)

I'll blow ur brain all over the new york times / run back home and open the sports section 2 read ur mind (50)

When i die bury me butt naked and face down in the grass, so i can fuck the world while yall kiss my ass(Ras Kass)

[Colossus]

"I've seen better punchlines at the prom waitin for drinks" - Jin

"Competitors are slain by this intelligent gunner
quick to pop the trunk like an elephant hunter" - Copywrite

"Im like laffy taffy i got a joke on every rapper" - Copywrite

"My quotes cock block throats, and leave you unable to respond
like I just told a homeless person a knock-knock joke" - Vakill

"y'all far from the hood like limousine trunks" - Lupe Fiasco

"I got it locked like a warden, rap with out Finesse is like the NBA with out Jordan" - Lord Finesse

"If i was the man of her dreams, this other kid was like Freddy Kruger" - One Be Lo


"Rodney King never even felt a beat like this" - One Be Lo

"My style touch down, your style needs a touch up, even with a Rick James sample u couldn't touch us" - One Be Lo

"Every time I bus, kids think they on they way to school" - One Be Lo

[KillahBee]

This topic came up a few times, so Ill give some punches that Ive never/never seen listed

"my definition of "on point" affects hemophiliacs and virgins all in the same manner - one prick and its all over" - Vakill

"With wings attached to the mic, I say "fly" rhymes" - Vast Aire

"Left the game on a high note, flow opera" - Clipse

"I'm more in touch with the "keys", move over Alicia" - Clipse

"Open the frigidaire, 25 to life in here, so much white you might think your Holy Christ is near" - Clipse

"On the mic I've got more presence than a class of schizophrenics" - Company Flow

"I'm the poetical pastor
Slave to a label but I own my masters
Still get it poppin' without artist & repertoire
Cause Monch is a monarch only minus the A&R" - Pharoahe Monch (one of the best lines ever imo)

"I got more rhymes than there's rain drops in a storm
I'm a...head of my time and can't wait till I'm born
So I can stand strong, hold my ground, nobody can budge Rise
I was hit by a bus...ten people on that bus died!" - Rise

@ Colossus, I see you're a Binary Star fan, good shit Masters of the Universe is a brilliant album, and One Be Loo's "Rocketship" is one of the best undergground tracks of the last 10 years

[Colossus]

"I got more rhymes than there's rain drops in a storm
I'm a...head of my time and can't wait till I'm born
So I can stand strong, hold my ground, nobody can budge Rise
I was hit by a bus...ten people on that bus died!" - Rise

SICK, never heard of him. Give me that song and some preferences if you don't mind.

[KillahBee]

"I got more rhymes than there's rain drops in a storm
I'm a...head of my time and can't wait till I'm born
So I can stand strong, hold my ground, nobody can budge Rise
I was hit by a bus...ten people on that bus died!" - Rise

SICK, never heard of him. Give me that song and some preferences if you don't mind.

The whole song is full of lines like that!

"my mind-state is so big they'll add a star a star to the flag!"

Song is Wickest Flow http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRKpY0dayCo

Rise is a good emcee, he's down with the Demigodz so if you're a Celph Titled fan you mostly likely heard him

[Colossus]

Great song. Any albums?

[KillahBee]

^ I remember downloading a compliation album of his, but I cant remember the name of it, and its on my old laptop

Search around a few blogs and you should find something

Edit: BOOM! http://www.mediafire.com/?rmjiwqkyj4z

[Colossus]

Thanks bro, my day just got a little brighter lol.

[KillahBee]

Thanks bro, my day just got a little brighter lol.

No problem dude