Stupidest fucking line you've ever heard

[ThomasJ]

"What's hue, what's man? What's human?"

God, I fucking hate that Nas.

[Berry]

I'm like a fly Malcolm X
Buy any jeans necessary


You look so good huh, I suck on ya daddy's dick (U NO)

I pack heat like I'm the oven door

get the scissors and shit and cut the crap

[FalseProphet]

"real n.iggas move in silence like lasagna."


Wait, what????????

I'm by no means a fan of Lil Wayne, but I have to explain this because It's actually a pretty clever line.

The line is actually "real g's move in silence like lasagna" the 'g' in the word 'lasagna' is silent. Kinda clever right? especially for lil wayne

[VenomBlackViper]

You look so good huh, I suck on ya daddy's dick

Worst BIG line ever

[Kez]

"Don't like it? drink my pee" - Cashis

What the fuck

[classthe_king]

"real n.iggas move in silence like lasagna."


Wait, what????????

I'm by no means a fan of Lil Wayne, but I have to explain this because It's actually a pretty clever line.

The line is actually "real g's move in silence like lasagna" the 'g' in the word 'lasagna' is silent. Kinda clever right? especially for lil wayne

Copywrite in '02

"If you a g you as silent as the one in front of gnome"


Fuck Lil Wayne

[Kez]

I didn't realise that lines worked on a "first dibs" basis

[classthe_king]

I didn't realise that lines worked on a "first dibs" basis

No, it works in a Copy used it in a much better way basis and it shows that Lil Wayne in present form isn't as good as Copy was 9 years ago

[FalseProphet]

Had no idea someone else already used a similar line. In any case, I just wanted to explain the line itself.

EDIT: to stay on topic, i always thought the line "my anatomy is bird-like" from that chris brown song was particularly hilarious. What does he mean, he has hallow bones? Feathers? The fuck does this mean? He seems to be aware of how retarded it sounds because the next line is "Yeah ya heard right"

[FalseProphet]

Yes in all seriousness he is probably trying to say he is fly. But the wording and the use of 'anatomy' just stick out to me and sound funny.

[Master Chief]

EDIT: o and these:

-Spell it F-A-V-R-E it's wrong!, in other words i just fucked my RV up
-I Fuck an RV up like Brett Favre

You're the biggest hoe on the planet. This is not even an opinion. In my eyes, this is equivalent to listing Gucci Mane in your Top 5 of all time.

That punchline(s) is by far Eminem's best... of all time, including anyone of them from '97, '98 or '99. You should be ashamed right now.

Anyways...

"You ain't got the skills to eat a n.iggas ass like me" - Canibus Man.

That is the single stupidest/funniest line in the Hip-Hop genre

[WakeUpShow]

Lello, the "I'm watching my mouth if I tell you to kiss my fucking butt" is extremely clever and so is the "I'll fuck an RV up like Brett Favre" even though the way he used it in I'm On Everything was too drawn out and lame in general.

[WakeUpShow]

Lello, the "I'm watching my mouth if I tell you to kiss my fucking butt" is extremely clever and so is the "I'll fuck an RV up like Brett Favre" even though the way he used it in I'm On Everything was too drawn out and lame in general.

I bet if we hadn't heard it on Fly Away first, it would've been doper on I'm On Everything lol Too bad it wasn't officially released (Fly Away). That song was way too good to be snubbed.

yeah but the way he does it on I'm On Everything is so dumb how he explains it to a t. like even going to the point of saying it's spelled wrong lol. But yeah Fly Away did it much better, much more concise.

[Master Chief]

Yeah, he executed it pretty bad on I'm On Everything. Should've been more subtle about it.

[I'mShady]

actually the piss a happy meal off inspired my post, I hate that line more than any of them, and I like Hell The Sequel, notice i just put 1 line from hell, and 2 from recovery. Most of these lines are from the songs I despise from post-recovery

But you still listen to "Rain Man"