Should Tech and Krizz be in Slaughterhouse?

[Rattle1]

rappers better dumb down their lyrics for Elision

[King Lance]

Nicotine is addictive. He's going to become addicted to "smokin' 'em all".

+ Nicotine is known to be a cause of trigger finger condition

[Elision]

rappers better dumb down their lyrics for Elision

what? elaborate.

Nicotine is addictive. He's going to become addicted to "smokin' 'em all".

not sure if serious. that's like a wayne punchline, kendrick wouldn't lower his standards to that point.

+ Nicotine is known to be a cause of trigger finger condition

oh now this is just getting ridiculous. if this isn't a michael jordan spacejam reach i don't know what is.

[CanadaPure]

it's chizzle not chisel.

Every lyric site I look at says chisel.

[King Lance]

+ Nicotine is known to be a cause of trigger finger condition

oh now this is just getting ridiculous. if this isn't a michael jordan spacejam reach i don't know what is.

english ain't my first language and even I knew about that

You can even get trigger thumb from repeated use of a lighter

[CanadaPure]

+ Nicotine is known to be a cause of trigger finger condition

oh now this is just getting ridiculous. if this isn't a michael jordan spacejam reach i don't know what is.

english ain't my first language and even I knew about that

I can't handle all these L's

[Elision]

it's chizzle not chisel.

Every lyric site I look at says chisel.

a chisel is like a gardening tool right?

+ Nicotine is known to be a cause of trigger finger condition

oh now this is just getting ridiculous. if this isn't a michael jordan spacejam reach i don't know what is.

english ain't my first language and even I knew about that

what does this have to do with your first language?

I can't handle all these L's

word dude me either

[King Lance]

I can't handle all these L's

word dude me either

wasn't he talking about you ?

[Snakebeast]

Some of the people appointed to give an opinion
Never do get it

Get it? Get what? Classic example of Tech cutting his fucking sentences to make his verse flow better.

Get his art. But in this specific instance he's referring to them not getting that he's not lip syncing.

I understand that much from Rapgenius. But the thing is, if we just take these lines as they are and disregard that we already know the verse is about his music, these lines make no sense whatsoever.

N9na be givin the remedy and why?

The remedy? TO WHAT? Now his sentences have stopped making sense completely. Why WHAT?

The remedy to those fiending for his music.

Once again, given the verse ONLY and nothing else, I have no idea what the fuck he's talking about. I am given no context, nor am I given any idea of what this "remedy" is for. For all I know, Tech could secretly be a doctor, handing out medicine for free but getting slammed by people who don't understand that he's just trying to help.

get fanned away with grands to pay

The fuck does this mean?

The fuck does that mean?

This jam will lay scripted
Deaf and impeccable

Okay, I'm guessing that by "jam" he means "song" and "will lay scripted" means that it'll stay on the pad, meaning the artist. But the next line doesn't make any fucking sense. WHAT is "deaf and impeccable"? The song? Is this personification? If so it doesn't make any fucking sense. How can a song be deaf?

it's def and impeccable. he's referring to this jam.

You still haven't explained what the fuck he's talking about. You just repeated what I'm saying, which is that his "jam" (once again, I think he means a song, but you can never be sure with Tech) is deaf and impeccable, but what does that MEAN? It makes no sense.

Write a rhyme and I put everything in a flow
I'm the N9ne I'mma look very mean
When a foe scribe a line but he has never been at a show

So we're switching topics from other underground artists to just Tech. Bit abrupt, but I'm cool with it. These lines flow very well and, thank god, actually make sense.

Not switching topics at all, and again tech's wording may be weird but that's always been his style. It almost always makes sense though

How is he not switching topics? He was talking about how other underground artists are (in general) "slammed" by critics, then suddenly, he's talking about his personal experience.

By the times it'll be better, leave it in the sto

This sentence doesn't even make any fucking sense. By "sto" I'm guessing he means store. So leave it in the store. Maybe leave the CD in the store? But what does "by the times it'll be better" mean?

No, he's referring to the LA Times: http://www.ballerstatus.com/2009/04/10/ ... cusations/

Once again, fuck that. I want to be able to decipher the verse without having to catch up on the latest edition of "The Adventures of Tech N9ne". And even WITH that, the line STILL doesn't make any sense. In fact, that article can only be applied to the next couple of lines.

Cause they wrote nothin' but lies, quotes stuck in my eyes
Amateur writer dissin'

Alright, back on track, Tech is pissed about the critics saying bad things about him and how they're amateur writers. Not bad lines.

Note, however, that so far, even the lines that make perfect sense aren't good in any sense of the word. They're just Tech saying "fuck you" to critics. Not exactly genius.

All of the lines make sense, and he's saying "fuck you" to one critic. Jeff Weiss.

No, they don't. More evidence comes from the fact that the words "Jeff" and "Weiss" don't appear ANYWHERE on this track. How am I supposed to know that he's talking about this ONE LINE that ONE CRITIC said about him in ONE ARTICLE?

Excuse me for getting off-topic, but I'd like to elaborate on this, actually. Why does Tech insist on making entire verses, or in the case of Fortune Force Field, AN ENTIRE FUCKING SONG stretching out one tiny issue? So this ONE GUY criticized you. With one line. Get the fuck over it, Tech. Anyways, back to the song.

He's a beginner and hopes for your demise, folks I'mma despise
Never do try to listen

More awkward phrasing, but Tech's talking about how the critic is (surprise surprise) an amateur writer who hasn't listened to his music enough to understand it. Well, maybe you should stop sacrificing everything for random rhyming and flow, Tech. Then people would understand what the fuck you're saying.

Not sure how it's awkward, regardless neither the critic nor tech are referring to his lyricism. They're talking about his stage show, and people being able to understand what he's saying so well in fact that he is accused of lip syncing.

"hopes for your demise"? What is Tech talking about? Is he saying that HE hopes for the critic's demise? Well, no. He wouldn't say "your" then. Maybe the critic is hoping for Tech's demise, but that wouldn't make any sense, either. One line in a single review isn't exactly "hoping for Tech's demise". And why would Tech say "your" instead of "my"?

How you gonna criticize now with a chisel on your nads sizzling your ad

Not sure if he was trying to say "ad" or "ass". Either way, I'm guessing that Tech is talking about taking a chisel to their gonads. What? Where did he get the chisel from? He's talking about the chisel already being on the writer's "nads", but he makes no mention of this "chisel" any time before this line. Maybe he's talking about this verse being a metaphorical chisel? I don't even fucking know anymore.

it's chizzle not chisel.

You sure?

chizzel
A dancing banana with two heads. All chizzels are chinks, but not all chinks are chizzels

chizzel
To chizzel is not just to make statue art, but also a code word for shoplifting. One who is in the store would imply that "they would chizzel that" and usually do.

chizzel
chiz has a weener that looks like a snitzel,a little chiz would be a disaster. Chiz has scrot rot and gives anal to passing homosexuals.

[CanadaPure]

wasn't he talking about you ?

Confirmed. "L"ision trying to flip my words.

[Rattle1]

wasn't he talking about you ?

Confirmed. "L"ision trying to flip my words.

[Rattle1]

L'ision

[CanadaPure]

I'm beginning to feel like CP is a retard, retard

YAWK YAWK YAWK YAWK!

Comin' from that same boy who made the "support Eva" thread backstage.

[Snakebeast]

Comin' from that same boy who made the "support Eva" thread backstage.

HOLY FUCK THIS ONE IS AWESOME

That second one is actually from one of my fav TV shows tbh

but I don't recall that scene ever happening

weird

[CanadaPure]

Comin' from that same boy who made the "support Eva" thread backstage.

Do we just need to hug it out or what?